Deuce

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  1. BTFU and recant that right the f*ck now. Fucktard.
  2. I take great pride in thinking you wouldn't have done that in anyone else's thread. That is, however, just the bikini top.
  3. Only way to clear that up is to go naked skydiving. It's just a cool word. Like fucktard. Wanker doofus fucktard. "She was foisted on her own fuckart" -Herpe Clemidias, Athens, 69BC.
  4. Skye is hosed. She has only done one tandem, with team JP so that might explain things, but now she's editing video and working manifest to scratch together the cash for AFF. Her not being a Pooh-bah yet is forgiveable. She's still a wanker though.
  5. Ixne the personal attakebe. Whore.
  6. F*ck off, wanker. Work on your pathetic girly-numbers in some lesser thread.
  7. I'll see you Memorial Day, right? And It's ALL about the pictures.
  8. You tell them Philly. We fanatics fart in the general direction of you wankers.
  9. Is all of your funiture wrapped in plastic like that?
  10. I love Betsy Yes I do She's super, hella, uber cool! She does pirouettes in the skies Never falls, but always flies If I ask her she just might fly me like a cheap box kite I love Betsy yes I do and I'll get to see you soon! Happy Birthday Porno Pixie!
  11. I'm coming up on mighty mouse or something just in time to leave you slackers behind. Somebody post the link to the who's who. Is Betsy kicking my ass again?
  12. Get a couple of 512 cards. Get the fast ones. The Sandisk Ultra and the Simpletech are nice. The Rebel doesn't noticeably slow down in taking pictures with slower cards, but it very noticeable playing them back on the veiwscreen. You can get about a hundred pictures on a 256 card.
  13. No. It dumps the whole card. Being standalone, there's no way to select some and not others. You just put the media in and it copies everything. I have a couple of 256 cards just for digital prints, I download the print to the customer's CD, and then I copy them to my CD if there was anything I really liked. Yes, you can add photos in this machine until the capacity of your CD is reached. Once you add files using a computer, though, the format changes and you can't add using the standlone anymore.
  14. You bastard! That sounds like the perfect suit for photography! The big issue with the S3 on it's back is me blowing out the O ring. I'm at Z-hills for a week April 12 to the 19th breaking RW records. Any chance I'll be able to check the new one out?
  15. One of the multitude of wonderful things of having been with one woman for 20 years is you asking her about that in person when you come to the Byron Boogie. Bwahahahahahahahaha!
  16. Yes. Yes we are. Save the kittens, honey!
  17. NIOCE! Think about fun new years times in a DC3 in Perris!
  18. You'd want me to be your bunkmate in prison. I spent several years in jail. New guy shows up in prison cell on long sentence. Convict that's there says "We're going to be spending years together. Like a marriage. You want to be the husband or the wife?" New guy says "Husband" Convict says "Nice. Now get over her and blow your wife"
  19. Yeay! Hi Kelli! I need DATES! You guys are due for a stay at Casa de Deuce! That picture of you and the pets with the pizza is precious! Perfect evening! I'm wondering what movie was rented. I got Dogs.
  20. You confuse me, Jeanne-dear. The left isn't horny? Huh. Plenty of pre-school applicants at Holy Rosary. Expect more of them in November You ever think of your birthday in terms of when you folks "got busy"?. My folks must have been close one cold November night in Oakland. Howboutchu?
  21. I got one of those. Pixie trap, it is. I'm gay too, but I'm an X-chromosome lesbian. I do need a new toaster, though.
  22. Clearly you are advocating gratuitous sex with reckless abandon. Absolutely. With that perfect one. Forever. Bees!
  23. Lame attempt. Horniness ungovernable and cannot be regulated. Spring fever! Bwahahahaha!
  24. String bikinis indoors is fine too. Little Ms. "I'm in Hawaii"
  25. So there. Turn that into a political diatribe or political attack. Flowers and bees and hummingbirds zipping around like 19 year old women with fake ID's in line at a club. It's goodness.