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Settled. You are next in Perris. We'll have to get a BM flock to settle in behind you. You on the Jump for the Cause? I see a great Calendar shoot in your future...

I saw SunnyDee , Flyangel, and Arlo. It was worth the trip to Florida just for that. Oh, and that world record thing.

I was there. I'm sorry I didn't meet more DZ.commers while we were pulling that thing out of our ass. I saw Cora, and Arlo, and Mary, and Happythoughts, and I wish I had met more. It was hard. Lots of politics and angst. The last jump was hilarious. I think most of us thought is was a death-defying jump from the previious experience. When it worked so good, I think most of us were surprised. Thanks again to the bench team. I want to put big, but confused Kudos out to Flyangel2. She had a lot of friends on the support team that got bypassed by ringers and she pulled out in solidarity with them. I love that woman. She cares about her friends and is dedicated to them. If I had known about her position earlier I may have joined her in her statement. Without me, the jump would surely have failed and taught everybody a lesson! (My doc calls that delusions of grandeur. Whatever) Anyhow, it was fun. Mostly it was fun seeing people I don't see enough of, but that is more fun at boogies. I'm a world record holder. I'm lucky, and grateful. It'll get beat, and I'll be taking pictures next time. Tony Hathaway is the coolest. JP

Rosa, I invite you on a personal photo BM rodeo with me. I have a backwards setup that will focus on all of your faboulosity. So. It's settled. Rosa on a rodeo with JP with the amazing backwards camera setup. Only question is what will the fashion Maven wear?.... Loving you! And see you there. Oh, and I'm a World Record Holder so I won't be offended by the path of rose petals you lay before me....

Dude, I look funny anyhow...

I'm there with my S3 and cameras out the yang. I need buxom Swedish women to rodeo me topless at 9 at night. HercFlock! BRING IT!

Katie Jo, you are one sexy Wingsuited Woman! I want to rodeo YOU! Bring it, MONKEY! Oh, and tell MonoUno that I had my Monkey hat in my jumpsuit when we set the new world sequential record. The Monkey's rock the house.

I'm in the Sunshine Factory at Z-Hills drinking wine and buying gear. We'll be on NBC live tomorrow morning about 8:00 AM Florida time breaking a record or cutting some low bastard. Big way. This kind of Big Way is scary and terrific fun. Only because I haven't been cut. Yet. Tomorrow is another day. Flyangel is pretty. Happythoughts is here. I don't get to wear my camera. Cause Guy said. Bring it! Where's Andrea? Xo JP

I'm in the wind. Tomorrow night through Sunday night I'll be in Z-Hills being the guy nobody notices while the new record is set. In the evenings I will be easily located in the bar. Six foot, brown hair and balding, Skymonkey hat, drunk, loud. Stop by and say hi.

It's work. My ass and calves are sore as hell. My shoulders are in pretty good shape, but yikes my legs need work. I found the 3 more stable with the extra weight. We did that one three times and finished with the 14 way track with me leading. Earlier I maxed and dusted the guy who was tracking with us, the middle one was too slow and the last one was fun for all. Here's the PookieCam view.

Katie: I want hits, bizarre titles get hits! Mike: The shot of me was taken on the first jump, we did three. They're behind me so I have to get feedback on the ground about how much faster they want. When we got to 6 grand I would max out and she could barely hang on. Clay: You're a dick. And, I'm saving the better shots to see if the mags want them. That woman actually looks almost dead-on exactly like the woman who starred in Ella Enchanted (Yes, I've seen it. Huge Dad points) with the added value of a West Virginia accent.

I'll be there next weekend! Come then!

That is one of the better bad ones. I'm shopping the shiney happy perfect focus people ones. I have some from an earlier jump that are out of focus in the background because I shot them at 1/4000th just to see what they'd look like. Didn't care for it. Out of focus landscape is good, I don't care for out of focus people.

THe funnest part of this for me was at 6 grand everyone else peeled off and I hit it and then Farrah had to hang on for dear life. My 3 is actually easier to max with the extra weight. I've got a long way to go before I am at the capability of the suit. And yeah, I cross posted these pics in every forum that I thought they applied to. Birdmen play well with others, you know

Canon 10D with Sigma 14mm Aspherical

Brian Genereaux got the outside one.

Kelli! Hi! Yeah, that was great fun, but you really gotta try the Birdman rodeo. Here's the view from the PookieCam.

Check this out. Thanks to Brian Genereux for the pic.

I am a GREAT ride! Just ask Farrah. Thanks to Brian Genereux for the pic.

Wow. Way to go, Roy.

I'll bite. I always liked that description of obscenity the SC came up with that said that "offensiveness" was defined by the local community. So, what would be cool and neat in my camera locker at the DZ is going to be different than what would be cool and neat in my daughter's 2nd grade Catholic school classroom. Likewise, I call my wife, daughters, and women friends all kinds of affectionate nicknames that some women find offensive. I think the contentiousness of this thread is due to the tone set by one poster as to what "can and cannot" be done. "Do not call women 'girl'". I laughed out loud at that one. Keep trying to tell me what to do. Keep trying to tell me what is right and wrong. I scoff at thee. The angry, defensive, humorless people are invited to not attend the party. What is offensive is their constant lobbying that parties should be disallowed for the folks that enjoy them. Reminds me of the Counties that don't allow dancing. Counties where the people who make the rules never got invited to a dance. Anyway, Kallend, my definition of offensive would be a picture so overtly sexual in nature that it would require and explanation to my children, who are female human 7 year olds. Something along the line of "Dad, why is that lady licking her own nipple?" A question like, "Hey Dad, how come all those ladies on the back of the big plane have their bras showing?" would require a truthful response of "Cause it was fun". I suppose a government agency should take my daughters from me because I am sowing the seeds that will blossom with them being featured as harlots on "Girls Gone Wild". Then again, maybe there's more to them than bras and panties. I'll keep my house full of love and laughter over one where I can't call my daughters "baby".

I have been Bytch slapped yet again. And I am grateful.

Dude, video is so passe. I can duplicate what you've got onto a DVD and we'll make millions!

Old : Married : Billions and Billions Turtle, you are just weird. Andrea, very nice avatar. What, did you need more wierd stalking PM's?

I bow down before you, oracle.