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I would love to know what the Swiss word for it is. I'm figuring in German it would be something like "blokderherpiecootiedammen" or something.

The only reason I know about it is cause I live up in the SF Bay Area and people here enjoy their sex 'Russian Roulette' style. I think I saw that silly latex-drink-coaster thingie on a primetime local newscast doing a how-to series on how to have safe sex with radioactive tubucular hepatitis positive male prostitute lepers. I like that you didn't know what it was. You reminded me of my "WTF?!" reaction when I saw that thing for the first time.

It was a brutal weekend up here too, partner. The generic loratadine (Claritin) is not too bad, and is cheap.

You totally crack me up.

Cute!

You do a nice flip on the preview too. Download it, monkey! Pulltime.net

Scans. You MonkeyMaggot. Scans. You really coming out to Eloy next month?

It's set up for Beta testing this weekend. We'll get some pictures then. Once I figure out the layout we'll do it in unobtanium. I need a length of fiber optic cable to get my flashes to talk. They communicate well with lots of reflective material around, but poorly in daylight. The Master flash transmits from the front of the flash head and the Slave flash recieves on the front of the body. I need a way to transmit that light from the master unit to the slave unit. Think fiber optic will work? See you Saturday, Iwan. JP

You give up your constitutional right every time you sign a traffic ticket, also called a "Promise to Appear". You forfiet your right to a speedy trial and to be taken forthwith to the magistrate. Where I feel bad for Philly is that he is apparently admitting to something he didn't do in order to eliminate the record of being accused of something he didn't do. I'm going to punch the next person who tells me that "Everything happens for a reason". Life is arbitrary and capricious. Sorry you got bit.

I think he's describing the older style box that hinges up from the side. Yes, you can mount that to a Shark Fin, sold by Bonehead for about $45.

You can do much better than that. You didn't even throw in bogtrotting. My new helmet is wired up. You coming out Saturday? We need some pics of the "fire" rig. Powedered wig pillow-biting poofter.

How you doin?

It helped a ton. Very nice cleavage, and wonderful dry humps. I get the whole package at home. The whole boob (astounding) and the knowing-her-biblically thing.

NOICE! Bring it! Monkeys!

I was gone seven days for the Florida thing I just did. Day seven, last jump, we set the record. All I'm thinking is "can I go home now?" So, Katie-bee, I felt your pain last week. In a guy kinda way.

And you got a 90-pound girl bitch-slapping you?! We will talk, Padewan. You have lost your way.

I leave for one freaking week and you all go insane.

Ahahahaha! Ah, Mar. What a sweet sentiment! I don't think my daughters would approve, though. That and my wife would skin me.... The leg-humping is fun, though. Didja tell Biotch that you delivered?

LONDON (Reuters) - A rampant rhinoceros gave a group of visitors a glimpse of nature in the raw at a British safari park when he tried to have sex with their car. Sharka, a two-ton white rhino, got amorous with Dave Alsop's car when he stopped with three friends to take pictures of the animal mating with his partner Trixie at the West Midland Safari Park. The 12-year-old rhino tried to mount the Renault Laguna from the side, denting the doors and ripping off the wing mirrors before Dave drove away with a puffing Sharka in pursuit. "He was a big boy and obviously aroused," Alsop told the Sun newspaper on Thursday. "He sidled up against us. The next thing I know he's banging away at the car and it's rocking like hell." A spokeswoman for the park, which says "rhinos are not particularly intelligent animals" on its Web site, said Sharka was a hit with the female rhinos and had fathered two calves in the last five years. "He's got a bit of a reputation this lad and he was obviously at it again," she added.

Bragg, then? I like the sound of Major Katiebear.

I'm going to be in London right after the Herc Boogie for an Island tour with my women. I will have already shipped my gear home, but I hear y'all got decent beer over there....

Roy, it really doesn't matter what Lany is thinking. Lany is not dangerous, that I am aware of. Setting rationality aside, because people are not fundamentally rational, plenty of men will be provoked by a woman posting sexually provocative pictures. You don't get to choose your audience on the internet, what may be intended as art may be interpreted as an explicit invitation for sex with Nastyclown doing video. Back in the day I took way too many reports from women who just smiled at a guy and then got sexually assaulted cause the guy took it as an invitiation for sex. No it's not rational. No it's not right. No, it's not fair. But it happens.

What a great discussion. Not necessarily directed at you, Laurel, but anybody who can't jump without a helmet should never, ever put a camera helmet on. Every item save the rig should be immediately dispensed with when it jeapordizes the safe conclusion of a jump. Goggles, helmet, gloves, shoes, jumpsuits, all of it. When any of that stuff gets caught, tangled or broken, it should be cast aside as quickly as possible to insure the safe conclusion of the jump. This subject just kinda jumped out at me, cause just about every time I pitch, I am ready to ditch my camera helmet.

I order you to not wear one? [WHAP!] Ouch! Wear the Pantz, then?

How'd that picture turn out, after a long ass day of kick ass skydiving xo, D Like this. Your man needs more exorcise.