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They work best, and most often, with tandem rigs.
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I recall that they float well and their feet tend to hurt. A nice mineral bath and massage for two would be good. She man not even scream "YOU DID THIS TO ME!" while in labor. Pedicure at the beauty academy is beucoup cheap.
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I will continue to buy you beer as you tell me that story. G-Money loves to give. That is why we call him, the Giver.
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When do I get to brainwash you, anyway?
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Yeah, Gasson does not use a WA.
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Re: [Michele] JFTC ladies, please check in!
Deuce replied to MakeItHappen's topic in Speakers Corner
A copy of this calendar will be hanging in my daughter's bedroom. You bet I will not be a part of anything that is anything other than art. It's going to be fun to produce! Hopefully it will generate enough revenue to allow every woman who gets the nod from Kate to be able to participate. -
I'm booked. I'll be taking my camera in there so get in on my block and let me make you famouser.
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Skygods, or godesses. How it must suck to have already done everything, and done it perfectly. It must be just awful to know that there's no point in teaching because no one will every be anywhere near as good as they are. When they see that beautiful, beaming, radiant smile on a skydiver's face when they've done something for the first time, it must just suck to have to remind that smiling person that you've done whatever they did on rounds, and they actually did it wrong anyway. What a dry, cold, miserable existence it must be to look down on everyone, from all directions, in derision and condescension. To be so important that you cannot be bothered to even talk with the amateurs. Sad, really. Lighten up, Francis.
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I've said it before, but it's worth repeating . . . Rutan is a genius.
Deuce replied to quade's topic in The Bonfire
Yeah, Q, I was thinking about you and everything when I posted it. You thinking about refinancing the house for your 3 minutes of weightlessness? -
Dropzone.com Memorial Day Boogie Perris
Deuce replied to bbarnhouse's topic in Events & Places to Jump
If you've jumped there in the last year there's no need to waiver again, right? Just the rig check? -
Problem with new style large DBOX and PC110???
Deuce replied to shotat's topic in Photography and Video
I have the 120 in the large box and there's plenty of room. I don't think that's the large box. -
I think about all of the Norcal group is staying at the "Official" motel. Actually, since I'm there, that is by definition where the party is. Ba Ba Ba OOO mah mah mao.
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http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=624&ncid=753&e=1&u=/ap/20040407/ap_on_sc/faa_rocket_license This is gonna be as fun and the late sixties. And it isn't going away this time! Space!
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Spooky. Got my hair cut today and Pearl Harbor was on TV, my barber says I look just like Alec Baldwin. Ich.
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Bill, I agree with that completely. No conspiracy survives contact with a single co-conspirator.
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We went through that with our twins pregnancy. That's the royal "we" cause I sure didn't have to haul all that around, with toximia. By testing the amniotic fluid there's also a chance of spontaneous miscarriage. They are really big choices, and that's why I really think folks should get married and plan pregnancies whenever possible. The whole question of whether or not to circumcise, baptize, edumacate, etc, should be talked about before even having sex. Doesn't sound like much fun, does it? But raising your kids the way you planned is. Chill, Jerry, they are just preparing you for the worst cause that's what they have to do. Wait until the tour of the preemie intensive care unit. That's a heartbreaker. Have a nice box of wine.
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I'm not upset anymore. I have a nice thorazine drip to keep me from getting excited. Onward and onward. The thrill and danger of being an executive level bureaucrat was just too much, anyway. This whole big-way skydiving thing is much less stressfull. Except for Gareth. He kind of freaks me out. He keeps wanting to provide childcare on bathnight.
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I fart in your general direction Lummy. You coming out Saturday?
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Yeah! My skybirthday! On my first skydive I landed a mile from the dropzone amidst a herd of cows. Today, after much gnashing of teeth my Ex (yeah!) employer finally bit the bullet and fired me. First time in my life I've been fired. It's liberating. I can credit being fired to doing my job well. Whistleblowing pays. Exactly $800 a month in unemployment. Gotta go. Got a world record to break.
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That is why we call you "the Giver" You love to "give".
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It actually seems to have tamed the whole thing a little too much. I tend to know who hangs out where, but from time to time I'd like to discuss something a little contentious with the group here. Most of the folks in the soapbox aren't discussing, they're preaching. I think it's a reflection on our current society, actually. Soapbox has two camps, pretty much, the pro's and anti's, and Bonfire is isolationists. Bonfire is kind of Stepford Wive's-ish. It's all still new so we'll definitely see where it goes. I really would have preferred that the people who kept crapping in decent threads in Talkback had been banned.
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It's not too late, Schwede, start laying the groundwork at work. Coughing, sneezing, whining. Then get on a plane. Call in sick from the jump plane on the way to altitude. We'll keep you posted. Sorry you couldn't make it.
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Hmm. I actually registered with my regular name before I did the Deuce thing. Hmm. It is odd, though. I cannot go to any Dropzone without someone coming up and asking if I'm "Deuce". The first one was Lummy at SKydance a couple years ago, and just last weekend on the Lodi big ways. Pretty good, I guess, but I do miss the postwhore titles.
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The purpose of this post is to look at my mini profile.