Deuce
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Hmm. Got in flight and already landed. OK, now I have a goal in life.
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Dude, the last voice mail you left me was while you were taking a leak. Didn't get it until after you had come and gone because I had lost my phone. How nice to find it and get such a thoughtful voicemail. Very Clay.
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You should be careful, Moto. When a Dutch Gangster says he's going to "put his finger in your dyke" it's a bad thing.
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Are your seriously trying to drag me into this? Ferget it. I gave up on the political threads years ago. Like all politics is local, all religion is local, to me. In my freakish and wierd sense of humor, I actually thought it was funny. Still do. I'd simply crap my pants if my priest were to pull out a gat while we were drinking beers. Religion for me is the attached. Plain and simple. Anybody is welcome to attend, and they give out a little snack at the end.
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You loser. Find some important meeting to go to in LA and come to Perris. I'll let you ride my bike...
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I remember your birthday! Happy Birthday!
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People, this is religious intolerance! Better or worse than another sex scandal? Hmmmm.
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Flying the S3, with somebody on your back you feel good just keeping the wings and tail open. Those aren't muscles, Art, that's the wind making the fat on my belly ripple as I hurtle through the sky.
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Yeah, it looks like the attached. Heaviest person I've had on a wingsuit rodeo was Chris deBar. Team JP will be on-site and saddled-up ready to rodeo!
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Helping low jump number skydivers
Deuce replied to TribalTalon's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Well, huh. I paid a coach to jump with me and teach me until the same coach refused to take my money cause he didn't have anything to teach me. Then I jumped with his group and worked hard, moved on to the "A" group at my DZ and just got a world record sequential. It's not easy, and it's not cheap. Something that is hard to swallow, for some, is that pretty girls get free coaching. (Not from me, I'm a dick) Friendly, open people get on more jumps then demanding bitchy people do. It really is like anything else in life. Charm and beer are the key. -
You're not talking about the TM picking his nose throughout the video, are you, SoCal?
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It really doesn't seem all that vicious, actually. It makes me wonder, though, how Billvon invents stuff while he's typing, and what the hell Paja is really supposed to be doing at his computer all day.
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Hooray!! I got my new 10D! Ritz Camera ROCKS!!
Deuce replied to lewmonst's topic in Photography and Video
Congrats! That's great! -
Got through it in 8 with no repeats and I'll be teaching you to do it the same way. Relax, arch, respond to hand signals, complete the targeted learning objectives. You'll be fine, and you'll have fun, too. Really. If skydiving was hard, I'd pay somebody else to do it for me.
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And it only takes 5 minutes to get there! Hahar! I can't wait!
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I'll hump her leg if that will help.
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Dude, take the ferry over to the Herc Boogie in July! Or, I'll be in London right after, so we can catch up on 8 months of missed partying!
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Just looking for a laugh, Monkey-brother! I especially like the one looking straight down at the Birdman. See you in a couple weeks! JP
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Only for rodeo's. Stand by, too. I have been working on an epic stunt with a master freeflyer that will awe and inspire!
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Dude, if it's not chicks in bikinis, why bother?
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You clearly prefer having a skydiving season that stays greener longer, but allows for far fewer jumps do to rain. I'll take the golden hills of Byron, anytime. Red gold look better than red and green anyhow.
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You are particularly different, my man.
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Shannon should have maced him.