Deuce
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All you motorcycle people. What did you start riding on?
Deuce replied to Viking's topic in The Bonfire
I had a minibike with a centrifugal clutch (dingdadingdingding!) A Yamaha DT 175 enduro, a Katana 1100 (riding that beast home I thought I was going to die, had it for 10 years, loved it) now have a BMW K1200RS. Either of those bikes you picked out is fine, but get yourself a nice unmodified used bike in the same class. I can't decide if I love or hate the new Suzuki "photon torpedo" headlights. -
Be cool dude, you're still in the front seat. I'm the JP on the curb. The Holiday Boogie was SO last season!
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You talking boobs? As in "Wow, look at the guns on that diva!" I think us married guys have the best take on all this.
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Doesn't matter who loads the gun so long as the wife pulls the trigger?
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Huh. Yes I ogle, and no, I don't want to have sex with them. I find the idea of "hitting it" casual sex pretty repulsive. If my wife didn't like me ogling I'd have to be less conspicuous about it and stop yelling "Yowza!" at random beautiful women. "Yowza! Coconut! Check out that tall blonde midwest chick!"
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Thanks G-money! The dogs are the ones with the tails. The kids are the ones asking questions. See you Saturday!
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Team JP scores another groupie. Nice work SoCal.
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$107 dollars to find out somebody you trusted was not trustworthy? Priceless. You are way ahead. Move on.
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I'm not above wearing a bag. OMG! LMFAO! He's talking about a feed bag. He fills it full of Doritos so he can continue to eat, watch porn, and use both hands to restrain his dates while humping. Be afraid.
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About that.....bwahhhhh Crapdoodle, woman! You knocked me out of the dirty dozen again? Clearly I've been getting too much done with my business. I began to fail when Billvon told me to get a deck of cards or a video game.
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Skipping is manly. Well in public watering holes in Nebraska it is, as it's usually a prelude to showing your pugilistic skill level. You seem to be happy gay. Not sodomy gay. Roll with it.
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Be patient and wait until you can get a digital rebel. Otherwise you will outgrow whatever compromise you end up getting and you will be out that money too. The two guys on my DZ who were shooting Sony and Canon point and shoots have gone Rebel, so that money is lost . It's more efficient to wait and get something good. Even the guys with Rebels are starting to come up against the capability of the camera, and are wanting the 10D. Don't do it, Jake. Wait and get a Rebel on Ebay. JP
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Is Bush's use of 9/11 footage in campaign ads in poor taste?
Deuce replied to PhillyKev's topic in The Bonfire
There is a great difference between police and fire union leadership and the membership. Since the firefighter unions have endorsed Kerry, I think the union leadership is being far more opportunistic than the Bush campaign. A few years back the Police Union I was in endorsed Kathleen Brown for governor. She was not the choice of many cops, the union leadership, yes. -
Yeah, the tube key goes in the lock-unlock key hole, and once the handcuffs are properly adjusted over the handcuff bone specifically located on the wrist by God to assist in restraint, the ratchet lock is engaged by pushing that punch hole in. Then to take the cuffs off, you turn the key one direction to unlock the ratchet and the other way to unlock the cuffs. Properly adjusted you can't get out of them. And If I were to see you trying we'd upgrade to zip ties, waist chains and legirons. I am a bastion of weird knowledge.
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There's pretty much only one kind of hancuff key, Peerless. It fits them all. His own strength, huh?
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How old is your daughter? Bonnie's daughter Jett is celebrating her third birthday Saturday with a little party and my 7 year-olds will be out sometime in the afternoon after their basketball tourney. Byron is a family freindly DZ.
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It should be beautiful today. You going to be around this weekend too? Big doings at Byron on Saturday. JP
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No. The K1200RS is the sexiest bike. The K1200RS with me on it is the sexiest bike in the solar system.
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I have handcuffs, both chain and hinged, and legirons. I have nothing further to testify to, Senator.
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I put the site together with Dreamweaver. Anybody know off hand what kind of object I'm supposed to use so that the video downloads the traditional way?
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Geez, dude, good question. I think once it's loaded fully into WMplayer you can save it then. I'll try that. Akward, though, huh? I'll work on it. JP
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I designed a web page! Hahar! PullTime.net I was all proud, and I shared it with my bud Iwan, and he said to take all the "coming soon" buttons off or put some stuff there. Back to square one. (Kind of a tough love kind of guy, but I did it anyway. ) My boogie video preview is there for you to download ("It's too big, JP, and too high a quality" ) I've also linked some of my most used sites. None of the political ones. So if you missed out on downloading the video preview, have at it. I'll be adding to it all the time. Beer at Byron. Again. JP
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There is no such thing as a woman asking a hypothetical question. You have a very attractive figure, Shannon-bannanon. Both the front yard and back yard.
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Validation of Tinkerbelle's D#272
Deuce replied to Tinkerbelle's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Hey Lisa! You want my old police badge? Since I gave it to you, or you give me a dollar for it, you would then be a defacto retired cop. Describing myself an unemployed, rather than retired stings a little, but I'd do it for you. -
They're Shiba-inus. It's the smallest of the Akita kind of dog.