Deuce
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If my Hollish friend and my giant Japanese friend keep this shit up I will absolutely slap the black out of you. JP
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Porta potties. They change them out on Wednesdays. No running water. Feel the love.
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I enjoy how two knuckleheads writing infractions turns into a death penalty discussion . HEY! Cops get evaluated. Their bosses, sergeants, pull their "stats" to write the evaluations. It's usually a set of columns with subjects like vehicle stops, pedestrian stops, cover calls, infractions written, Cite and releases, warrant arrests, misdemeanor arrests, felony arrests, shootings. (Just kidding about the shootings) There is no column for generally assisting the public and being a portal to all government service. So, while there may not be "quotas" there is a shift "average" of citations. That is the productivity expected by the sergeant of her officers. Damn average raisers like those kids are usually "adjusted" by the salty dogs. -I'm not responding to you, Sarge.
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The red sesame Shiba-Inu is the coolest dog. THE hardest dog to raise. Bar none. Like having a cat with stones and teeth. But dang purty. When these dogs retire I'll get a nice lab.
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Gosh. I wonder who could produce a boogie DVD within a month of a boogie? An outfit like that would be in high demand. (Uh, and your replacement DVD was mailed last week, Ms. C )
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If I am the subject, repost amnesty is granted.
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OK, point taken. I'm out of here.
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Yeah. I was bitching about having lost my parking space to the cookies, and every single person I mentioned it to said "I want four boxes of "
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Argh. Like I said, I want no photographic evidence. Right now I remember having a blast with a ton of my friends. If there was video or pictures those memories would be dashed. Yo no soy marinero.....
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OK, you just discovered another depth of drunkeness. That would be Solo-karaoke-on-video drunk. The fun goes right out of it when confronted with evidence while sober.
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I met someone who doesn't like them based on the fact that he views it as extortion of children and he refuses to participate because the majority of the money goes to the cookie company. He said it would be better if the kids would just ask all the neighbors for money for the troop instead of letting the cookie company make a profit. Usually the proper response to that is "Sorry about your penis"
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"How drunk were you?" "Solo karaoke drunk" "Oh my god. You OK now?" Just about all of Byron DZ went out to dinner Saturday. Went to a local pub and they had kid karaoke. So we go out on the patio for drinks and then my kids get me doing karaoke, then the drinks kick in and I'm doing karaoke with the DZM (I was the Spanish guy and he was doing Willy) I had to go home at 10 cause we had the kids, but they apparently closed the place. When you're doing karaoke by yourself, you are the most drunk.
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Of course I wasn't talking to you, Andrea. Everybody knows that you had more. Almost the mostest.
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I know what you're really passionate about. It's my Dillon progressive reloader, huh?
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If you displayed true camera-geek weakness you'd have bought my turn-key bat rack setup. Here's mine all cut down and ready to go.
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Girl Scout cookies are the only thing that is not embarrasing to sell door-to-door. I expect to hear Flyangel2 knocking on my door about the thin mints any moment now.
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She didn't have a garage full. These are from one of the secret factories. I am rich.
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You have never had this many. Ever.
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The new style box with the hinges on both sides and the cable? I cut the front of the box down on my table saw. Including the hinge. Get another overnight to SFO and I'll fix it
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Don't start doing cocaine just because Sunny stiffed you. Buy more gear.
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You talking to me? I have another great one of me and Betsy, but I can't find it. We'll get another good one at the Memorial Day Boogie. Hey! Me and the master, McGowan are gonna be there doing our thing for free (OK, I should be paying you to jump with me compared to Mac ) So come out and play!
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Married people, are you being spanked properly?
Deuce replied to Girlfalldown's topic in The Bonfire
So, uh...what constitutes a "dock"? _Pm Grabbing the hip bones just below the waist and dry-docking the posterior. The kids are right upstairs. -
Some cops are lazy ignorant meatheads. Physical contact is not harrasment anywhere that I know of. You're just doing a CYA anyhow, so don't sweat it.