Deuce

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  1. Bonnie. I love you. I promise not to buy any gear from anybody else. JP
  2. Argh. It's just one of my pet peeves. That you've got one foot in the grave at 40. BAH! There are 26,273 people registered on dz.com, and I am more prolific than 26,262 of them. I am postwhore. Hear me roar.
  3. Deuce

    More scar pics

    I know it happened after Eloy, cause Pop is in the video skydiving with Gasson. Hyperextension fracture? (Whatever it's really called, broke it in the wrong direction?) Ouch!
  4. Lots of guys can do it without, but a concentric ringsite is the ticket for good framing. It makes centering easy, and eventually you get the feel for how full your frame is. Photoshop is helpful, but you might consider trying auto levels and auto contrast first to see what the program suggests before you go in yourself. What lens are you using?
  5. I worked with the neat freak Detective who was completely wigged out before going on vacation that we would sit at his desk and rearrange his pencils or something. So, first day he's gone I go to the print shop and get the shrink wrap and the heater and I hermetically seal his desk and put biohazard evidence tags all over it as a gag. When he got back he was sooo happy. He thanked me over and over. Dude was wierd.
  6. I do for CRW stuff. And for some cutaway video that I've done. A concentric Finley site is great for that. JP
  7. Sure Clay. Until they say "gosh, Corinne says JP is so different than that. And has been for about 20 years." Bwah! Find the orafice that works. Baaaaaaaaaah. JK Bro. -NOT!
  8. Why am I single? See above. Meathead. Feel the love.
  9. Six times in one day is nothing. I'm 40. Three times before breakfast is standard. It does take longer, though. But wer'e still talking breakfast. Not brunch. BFTU Biotch. Way the FU. Deucerino.
  10. All I know is that I'm not allowed to satisfy any other chick. And I really feel bad for y'all.
  11. Thank you Narci. Fabulous. Absolutely Fabulous.
  12. Sorry. But SkyMonkeyONE rarely hangs a name, and it's usually annoying. That is always going to be about the best "Hi, I'm Amazon" moments in history.
  13. Biotch, your Pantz picture of your ass is too much information, but that doesn't mean it isn't fascinating and entertaining.
  14. All in the interest of good prostate health, I'm sure.
  15. Doude, so long as "it" gets excited about it, well, mission accomplished.
  16. Tread lightly. The one an only thread I ever managed to have deleted was because of the "B" word. BillVon hates bingo.
  17. Maybe he had to install them to put an end to gay marriage? He probably wants to insinuate the South Texas Church of Intolerance into the legislative process. Just in time.
  18. I have regained my status as #12. I will sleep well tonight.
  19. I give up. Wrong wingers? Or is this for people despite their political wing who have "wrong" attitudes/opinions?
  20. Hell I can't remember. It's postwhoring! It's very time-sensitive. I was derailed by gay marriage.
  21. Jeanne, you need to get laid more. Or you're going to blow a gasket about the recess appointments. Breathe, woman, breath. And each of your boobs is still bigger than Chuck Blue's head. You should be BoobMonkey . Oh, and Gareth is afraid of you. I told him how you picked me up to hug me and her was terrified.
  22. Not yet. The site was down. They're on my short list. I'm feeling so metrosexual.
  23. No. I fouled. Darn it! Put my post in the middle of a quote. FLAG!