Deuce

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  1. No way I'd ever do anything like that to you. Hell, do you think I want the wrath of Wendy on me? Going to Z-Hill for some big way stuff. But hey, once the Bytch Boogie is announced, I'll be out there for that. Team JP Northern Command will have sole responsibility in Z-Hills for The Mar Bear while she is on a little "big-way" thing otherwise referred to as the 140-way Sequential Record. The 140 way "Deuce" OK, I'm wrong. I couldn't handle sole responsibility for the diamond-woman. But I'll try. I"m so psyched.
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    I load them up to Shutterfly at full resolution, they are previewed in that size by Shutterfly.
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    It's working for me. I"ll check it. OK, I fixed it. JP
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    I get a lot of greif for not updating my shutterfly site more, but I've been fortunate to be getting a lot of video work at the DZ lately. There's some OK Birdman stuff here, and some nice shots of Anita and Evan doing a FF two way. The focus ring got bumped on those, but they're still fun to look at. Cheers. JP's Winter Shutterfly Pictures
  5. We've got six guys with suits that stay current, three S-3's, a GTI and two Classics. All five of us got out two weeks ago to flock. Tallguy was just closing on this three way when we broke for separation.
  6. The lesson in this is to never send your wife and daughters to a Brittney Spears concert. Damn right! It's better than yours!
  7. Not even a mention. Hmmmm. Maybe that's because I'm not the person you want to drink with, but that you want to drink under my command. See , I am a party leader. I am the Patton of partying. Why, just a couple of weeks ago, I led the entire dropzone to a local watering hole and we closed it. I left both Aaron and Joel in awe. Oh. I've got a 500 to 1 bet for anyone who thinks they can outdrink SM1 when he is in proper drinking condition.
  8. How very cool a problem to have. I suggest Bushmills. As to cutting away without unzipping, I think that's very doable. Haven't had to, but I'm glad Amy did the beta-test. Hey, Katie! Cool avatar. JP
  9. I saw that and thought it a little disturbing. However, I had my gun with me so I figured I would be OK. You left your gun in my truck. Just to be on the safe side I removed the firing pin while you were at manifest. You didn't know Byron had a Sergeant at Arms, did you?
  10. Absolutely! Look at these Team JP examples of Fashion Do's.
  11. Spaniards are not Americans. Al Quaeda attacked Spain because it would be impossible for Spain to invade a host government and eradicate their martyrs and training facilities. And for all the crap they take, Interpol is not the CIA and FBI. Spain will suffer more, and will turn back to the US, and we will quickly forgive the current jigoistic ramblings of the new President, and help. Like we always do. Makes me proud.
  12. I respecfully disagree with Napaguy. Anyone who thinks looking cool in skydiving equipment is not important is a person who has not seen Betsy Barnhouse in her Pantz. Word.
  13. Well, I could have helped more if you had done the catwalk for me. You and Amy in that shiny black one she has..... Everybody looks hottest skydiving anyhow.
  14. Neil Armstrong stepping on to the surface of the moon. We had just gotten our first color TV, which were still pretty new, and I distinctly remember asking my Dad why the picture was in black and white.
  15. I have a Lenmar one that is no trouble. I haven't had any problems with off-brand memory, but off-brand batteries have sucked.
  16. Sent it to Schwede@dropzone.com. deBar tells me all Swedes and Finns are 95% liver by body weight, allowing for astounding alcohol consumption. That true?
  17. Come on now! Her reflection in the mirror is perfectly clear!
  18. I don't think I've posted this picture yet, but I'm not letting it get lost in the other threads. I like it Drunken photography at it's all-time best.
  19. The entire Team JP will be representing. The Biotch will be there grabasstically.
  20. They use Bacardi Silver as anesthetic? My ankle actually took longer to heal because I avoided surgery. Last week I tripped and finally tore up the scar tissue and got my full range of motion back. Hang in there. PowerPuff Girl vibes from JP "Professor Utonium" Kelly and his girls.
  21. OK. That is the current definition of epic.
  22. OK watcher. Sent. I also CC'd you.
  23. Gasson jumps a small Spectre with Dacron lines because they open softer. With the load I like to carry on my head, that seems like a good idea. I have no interest at all in hard core swooping, so I don't mind that they slow the canopy down.
  24. Well, if that which does not kill you makes you stronger, you are a woman made of diamond. Florida. Once month from today. See you there.