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  1. Hey, Been thinking of doing the same. Actually, selling 'em on a personal webpage, not on ebay. Where does one get a whack o' closing pins though? Nick My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  2. Well then double congrats man! Welcome to the sky! My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  3. Any one played the video Game "Enter the Matrix" yet? hehe, There are a couple skydive scenes... they look pretty good except for the fact that she's talking on a cell phone in one of 'em. I've had convos in freefall. A group in head-down, holding a flower... can hoot and holler at eachother quite understandably.... I wouldn't go and throw away all your hand signals though. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  4. Any elaboration as to why? I mean, if you're not ready to fly in a big-way, that's one thing... but to decide "I want to fall in sit/HD, I'm gonna start working on that solo."... why not? I started sitting at Jump # 28. Nick My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  5. The hip rings are BOMB! Get them for sure, you won't regret it. They do not contribute to the leg straps sliding down, that's mainly a fit issue... plus your body position in a sit sorta lends itself to this problem. My leg straps fit quite nicely and didn't slide too too much but I've got them strapped together for good measure, it's not a bad idea. I'd hate to have a premature in sit with my legstraps even part-way down my thighs My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  6. Here's mine at work. Same as avatar My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  7. Here, this is also just for halloween. funny-funny-scary ONE GOOD REASON WHY NOT TO FLIRT!!!!! A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening." "You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad, apparently he had the time of his life." My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  8. Yowsers!!! Guess I didn't wait long enought the first time lol. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  9. Here you go To learn how, click 'Get Markup Help' just above the text box when typing a new post. Nick p.s. I still don't see a ghost. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  10. Here here! The Samurai Rocks! Vengeance is a great Canopy, it's basically a second geration Jedei (Brian Germain), the Samurai is like third generation... the three canopies are very similar and very very cool. Check out Big Air sports for further info on the airlocks... they are Germains design. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  11. Make sure the thread is Nylon or polyester My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  12. Hehe, I always blast the hair dryer at it until a space big enough is cleared. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  13. Yeah, kinda like the Washington Redskins, right? lol Check out my edited post for history. If anyone got upset at the term "Yanks"... I am sorry. replace "Yank Soldier" with "American Soldier". That should do it
  14. ONE EVENING MIKE WENT OVER HIS FRIEND TERRY'S HOUSE TO PLAY CARDS WITH SOME FRIENDS. MIKE SAT DIRECTLY ACROSS FROM TERRY'S WIFE. MIKE DROPPED A CARD ON THE FLOOR AND BENT DOWN TO PICK IT UP. WHEN HE LOOKED ACROSS THE TABLE HE SAW THAT TERRY'S WIFE HAD HER LEGS OPEN AND NO PANTIES ON. HE SAT UP AND WAS FLUSHED. HE WENT INTO THE KITCHEN TO GET A DRINK OF WATER. TO HIS SURPRISE TERRY'S WIFE HAD FOLLOWED HIM INTO THE KITCHEN AND SAID, "DID YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SAW"? MIKE SAID YES I DID. SHE SAID "WELL YOU CAN GET MORE THAN THAT BUT IT WILL COST YOU $500". SO MIKE THOUGHT ABOUT HIS FINANCIAL SITUATION AND SAID O.K. SHE SAID SO MEET ME HERE TOMORROW AT 2:30 BECAUSE TERRY WILL BE AT WORK THEN. MIKE SAID, "I'LL SEE YOU THEN". THE NEXT DAY, MIKE CAME OVER, THEY HAD SEX, HE PAID HER, THEN HE LEFT. TERRY CAME HOME AND SAID, "HAS MIKE BEEN OVER HERE TODAY"? SHE SAID THINKING SHE HAD BEEN CAUGHT, "AS A MATTER OF FACT, YES TERRY ASKED, "DID HE LEAVE $500?" SHE SAID AS A MATTER OF FACT HE DID. TERRY SAID, "GOOD BECAUSE THAT FOOL CAME BY MY JOB THIS MORNING AND ASKED TO BORROW $500 TILL THIS EVENING, AND SAID HE WOULD LEAVE IT WITH YOU. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  15. It would be, however, quite a bit more hazardous. Hydrogen Peroxide in the required concentration is pretty nasty stuff. That's what you pick out to bee more hazardous??? Not the liquid nitrogen suggested in option 1? Heheh, the pressurized water idea has been bounced around ever since the X-prize was suggested (at least, that's the first time I heard of it) My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  16. what is that??? My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  17. No Dont!!! Don't kill spiders!... makes it rain. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  18. Well it does give me wood. just kidding, I think it's pretty morbid really. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  19. Oops my bad. lol Yeah, that's how to pack a main... very carefully. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
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  21. I wear mine from takeoff to landing (well, my landing that is) in the Cessna. In the otter, I don't bother putting it on until I get closer to Jumprun. True I may not be able to get it on if the plane craps out at 50 feet... but I don't wear one when I'm flying a plane either. When I'm not wearing it though, it's affixed to my chest strap... no loose objects in the plane. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  22. Fold?? I just shove it all down the top of my backpack, zip her up and attach the rip-chord to the zipper... what do you mean 'fold'? My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  23. Well congratulations Man! You'll soon be breathing through new lungs. Actually, I found the worse to come in threes: Three days, three weeks, three months... but that's all sub-conscious rubbish anyway Keep up the good work. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  24. Dito All! VIBES!!!! -even to those who typed F*ck the Canadians lol My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!