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  1. Karri! Hey what's up You?! So you're finally online eh? lol, winter tends to do that to you. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  2. Hello all, does anyone know where one could purchase these fabrics by the yard in Ontario? They seem pretty hard to come by. Even if not in the province, a good on-line source would be fine too. Any help would be much appreciated. Nick My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  3. That looks pretty sweet man! Be sure to keep this thread in mind... bump it as the tat progresses. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  4. My greatest fear is being OLD... especially by myself. A close second greatest fear is clowns. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  5. [redneck voice] Ma daddy always told me, "make sure you marry a woman with small hands.... makes yo d!ck look bigga!" [\redneck voice] We'll, I'm leavin work for home now... it's been a slice. Have a great/safe weekend all! Nick My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  6. haha, I like this one... I remember a long road trip I made with my gf. I let my mouth hang wide open and closed just my right eye while driving so she'd look over and think I was sleeping. Yeah well, her reaction [punch to the arm] nearly 'caused an accident! lol it was pretty damned funny though. Here's a nice tip though. Whenever my gf and I have a looooong drive to make, we go to the book store and chose a novel we both find interesting. Then, we'll take turns. She'll read out loud to me as I drive and vice versachy... It's actually really nice
  7. Hahahaha! Some friends of mine are getting married... Just sent these in an email with "Wedding Cake Ideas" as the subject. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  8. Here Here!!! And that's just the reason why it's offset! Why there isn't as big a market for male strippers... Not because it's degrating and only women get degrated in this world... but because it's MEN that get all GaGa and lose control over you ladies. And I see where you are coming from about not considering yourself a slave to the dollar but honestly... try going without it and see what happens. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  9. Now what's that!? Tough Titties for Now? My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  10. hehe thanks all.... Yeah, I think I did know that IMHO.... Just had a brain fart I suppose. ROFL. Well thanks again! ttyl! My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  11. hey everyone What does TTYL stand for? My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  12. Hmmm....they are...somewhat. When they have bill collectors calling constantly, debt to pay off, kids to feed....they need money....lots of it...and quick. Their only other option to getting a lot of fast money would be to go bankrupt. So...it is somewhat "being forced." My autn has bills, debt, kids to feed... she needs money... lotsl of it... and quick. She doesn't feel this "forced" her to become a nurse though. We ALL have bills, debt, kids to feed... (well maybe not, but you get the idea... strippers aren't the only ones that need money!) Val, do you happen to know any rippers? My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  13. I couldn't tell you for sure why they feel that way... but they ain't the only ones. My aunt is a nurse, has been for years... now she has kids and a small house... and is getting a little tired of nursing... She don't feel like she has another choice either. She must continue to be a nurse because she can't take the no-income time to learn and start something new. My father is a business man who would like to venture into a non-monkey-suit profession but he's got bills to pay too! He doesn't feel it feasible to do anything else. But they do! So strippin' ain't the only job out there where you'll find people saying "I can't do anything else." When I say "gone are the days of forcing women into this vocation", all I'm saying is that no MAN forces a WOMAN to strip anymore. It a chosen vocation... often chosen because it can make them fast dollars... and big dollars at that. Listen Val, we are all slaves to the dollar. You can't confuse "Slave to the dollar" with "Slave to the men"... you just can't! If I own/work at a convinience store to earn a living, I rely on that customer to come in and give me his dollars yes... I can't make my living unless that customer comes in and gives me his dollars yes... would I say that this man is in control of me? NO! Because I decided to open the store that day. I decided what I'm going to sell there and what I'm not selling... Interesting convo Val, I really like the way you state your case
  14. goose491

    Z1 paint job

    OhHellYeah that's cool! Nice job man. You do that yourself with an airbrush? What type of paint? My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  15. I agree. Unfortunately, I need money for things like food, shelter, hobbies etc. Like I said earlier, I would do many of the same things I do at work for free, however. I just happened to get paid for it. So, the money doesn't really have any kind of "control" over me. I like what I do, I used to do it for fun (yes, I would do math for fun), and the money is just an added bonus. I don't know of many people that would take their clothes off for someone gross and nasty for free. May I present that a lot of rippers love what they do to? I mean, I'm sure there's the odd sad story out there but seriously Gone are the days of forcing women into this type of vocation. Yes, I have been to one. I don't see the guys doing much other than sitting there. May I suggest you go to a club on a 'Feature night'? hehe beleive me, rippers get guys doing the most riduculous things... AND take their money! It's criminal I tell you. That was a good example, but sexual stuff isn't usually an addiction in healthy individuals.... And you think those "gross and nasty" men that frequent the rippers on a regular basis have a "Healthy" attitude towards sex? Hmmm, some do some don't I'm sure... but make no mistake, it IS an addiction. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  16. Val, we all do things for money... I'm sitting at a desk in an office for money right now. You do whatever it is you do everyday for money... strippers strip for money.... does money equal power... sure, if you want to look at it that way. Are the men in a stip club in control of the stripper? I would recommend you ask the stripper herself... or perhaps one of the bouncers in there.
  17. Yeah! That's what I meant to say... but alls I could get out was "Damn!" lol Now I just don't get it. When I think of a stripper, I see a woman whos dancing about and taking off her clothes yes... I also see a room full of crazed, drooling, hollerin', table-poundin' men. I think to myself: "Who is in control here?" We like to see your bodies, you show 'em to us... we give up waaaaay to much money and integrity looking like savage neanderthals and feminists dare call demeaning to women?!?! lol. Lessons! Lessons for all da ladies! My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  18. goose491

    Friday Funny

    Hahaha! Someone told me that joke yesterday... 'cept it was CANADA with the peace & beauty, the good people, the lakes and rivers, the mountains and prairies... and the loud-mouth, obnoxious, violent neighboors to the south. lol My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  19. Damn Feminists! Damn Damn Damn! My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  20. goose491

    Funny funny

    Ooooh-Yeeeeah! I think I just might have to use that asprin-powdered dick-trick sometime. Hehehe that was funny. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  21. And some more. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  22. I know some of these have already been posted. I definately recognize the Big Red Dick Rock lol. Enjoy. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  23. goose491

    Funny funny

    A WIFE'S NEEDS A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "Darling," he says. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly Increases her speed to 45 mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it! ," he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are." Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55 mph. He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently. Up to 60. I want the car, too," he continues. 65 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat." The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete flyover. This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?" The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice, "No, I've got everything I need." she says. "Oh, really?" he inquires, "So what have you got?" Just before they slam into the wall at 80 mph, the wife turns to him and smiles. "The airbag." My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  24. goose491

    Funny Funny

    Communication An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, 'You're in charge of sweeping.' To the Scotsman he says, 'You're in charge of shovelling' And to the Chinese guy, 'You're in charge of supplies.' He then says, 'Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile.' So the foreman goes away for a couple hours and when he returns, the pile of sand is untouched. He asks the Italian, 'Why didn't you sweep any of it?' The Italian replies, 'I no hava no broom. You saida to the Chinese a fella that he a was a in charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere.' Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says, 'And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile.' The Scotsman replies, 'Aye, ye did lad, boot ah couldnay get meself a shoovel! Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldnayfin' him either.' The foreman is really angry now and storms off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy ...Just then, the Chinese guy leaps out from behind the pile of sand and yells... 'SUPPLIES!!' My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!