Farflung

It’s Lisbon 377……… not Beirut. That’s where all the Lesbians live ya know. I got nothing here.

Goooooo………………….. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbnWkNNFcqE&feature=youtu.be

Here, here!

I found some great (objective adjective) studies conducted by companies with competing products and misaligned financial goals, but are 100% truthful and should be embraced and believed; just like those companies that brought Europe Thalidomide: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&feature=related Yes, those Doctors sure did their legwork and investigated the healing abilities of Camel Cigarettes. I hope you encourage your children, friends and death row acquaintances to consider Camels when selecting a smooth, flavor filled diversion from life. Just the thought of a Camel makes my stoma water. If you don’t have a medical degree along with a brain that can’t fill a teaspoon, won’t you consider the cigarette “Most Doctors smoke” who happen to smoke in our objective study while ignoring all the empirical data? Hey, I got a court case against the son of the judge who is presiding next week. I know it will be fair because he said so and the law does not require any actions in such a situation. Sure is great how the Cooper community can get more incestuous and have authors report on other claimants under the guise of being fair. Hey, when will Jamie Cooper be objectively interviewed about his father? Bueller, Bueller, Buelllllllllllllllller?

Some things in life: pregnancy, death, raping headless corpses and using a condom are binary conditions. Stating that you would NOT mention KC is a binary condition. It was NOT (binary again) met and you knew this. Why not publish a preamble for the reader instead of using this oft failed technique of assuming all consumers are idiots? The morons are the free space on the journalistic BINGO card so it matters not what you do in their eyes. Always minimize, deflect and trivialize what you said earlier. I’m sort of OK with that, now you lost some feedback and your clothes look fabulous your highness. This leaves the un-morons (could be more or less intelligent, not saying) who usually read THEN dismiss the article in whole due to a single piece; the Germans bombing Pearl Harbor for instance. I don’t see what is so complex about this.

This was all of a day ago (73 years DBC thread time), so I guess it qualifies as ancient history now. RobertMBlevins said of the article: “I've decided to open the article with some background on Marla's case and then simply present the results of her Q and A. That's it. No mention of KC, Blast, or any of that. This is Marla's article, i.e. a chance for her to respond to what people have been questioning more and more lately.” Wouldn’t ya know it, the VA said the titanium plate, in my head was causing all this confusion and it’s not big enough to get benefits. Oh well.

That was exactly my point Vicki. After LD is identified as a suspect then the claims and artifacts should be investigated in an objective manner seeking the truth. No one should focus on Marla beyond that in regard to the DB Cooper investigation. No matter how haunting you may find her perfume or the cut of her dress which drapes a subtle pouting waist with the proportions of de Milo’s Venus and sways as if beckoning a person, nay taunting a man till the inextinguishable fires of unquenchable cravings rage in a frenzy of….. uhh…. ummm…. hey, I think I did it again.

As in the McMartin preschool trial which had molestation, conspiracies and Satan. http://law2.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/mcmartin/mcmartinaccount.html Then there are the more salacious (if that was possible) Salem witch trials: http://law2.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/salem/salem.htm Yep, lots and lots of people are giving Marla the ‘benefit of the doubt’ by presuming LD’s guilt. How exactly does one reconcile those diametrically opposed behaviors? The answer is obvious…… Marla makes me like her story with facts. Flaxen, flowing facts which tease a pair of come hither, twinkling eyes of ice blue which serve as a portal to unharnessed passions and desire held aloft by a pair of silky slender legs which rhythmically hypnotize as each sultry step is taken in a non-stop seduction of ……and….. umm…. ahh….. I think I got, a little bit lost in my own allegory here but you know whatta mean.

Wow, this cold weather makes me nostalgic for the good ol’ days of camp. http://youtu.be/6vGdj_9_9DQ And Atomic Wedgies, where I learned it is truly better to give than to receive.

Requests $200,000 by 1700 (5 PM) local on the ground. Cooper planned a night jump or decided against an abort. November, 3 PM departure, 93 minutes to complete all tasks. I’m sensing a planned night jump.

Lemme hep ya with Marla’s computer literacy: http://www.facebook.com/marla.cooper Nice silk suit, black tie (black tie) and sunglasses eh? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn2-b_opVTo

Remember those children’s game shows? http://youtu.be/6LWiuE7AV88 Me neither.

Way to keep us (OK, me) on point pek771. Flight 305 was vectored (not victored) to Reno somewhere around the Red Bluff VORTAC. Robert99 will know better where. Victor 23 continues south to Sacramento and does not actually go to Reno. As far as the transcripts indicate, Flight 305 was following V-23 from launch to the vicinity of Red Bluff, CA. Here’s the website with a pan-able group of aeronautical charts. http://runwayfinder.com/?loc=RBL You can click on the rectangle in the upper right that says ‘IFR Low’ and that will show V-23. You can trace it back up to Seattle or south to where it peters out in San Diego which is coincidentally where the US peters out.

I would NEVER call you shrill. I might call you sassy, smart or anonymously late at night but never shrill. So by not posting; the wacko statistics go up thus indicating a preference and acceptance for such diction. But what do I know, I’m not the blindingly hot actuary who can decipher these things and avoid being like the mighty Clam that can enjoy the bounty or fall victim to what the tide (read thread) brings in to dine upon.

Man Orange1 is ON today. I mean she usually (code for always) stays calm and avoids shrill behavior with knowledge and superior reasoning. Two things abhorred on this thread. Looks like some people picked a bad week to give up NOT being a Bullshitter. This both frightens and oddly excites me at the same time.

I’ve heard of phony as a 3 dollar bill but never as a two dollar bill. Is this like RobertMBlevins use of a block of Swiss cheese to illustrate how full of holes a story can be when in fact blocks of Swiss cheese have no holes? That’s right, blocks of Swiss cheese have bubbles made from yeast farts I think. Anyway, the only time the holes become apparent is after you cut the cheese.

Here’s a little website that may be useful for those looking for dates of birth, death and Social Security Numbers. http://ssdi.rootsweb.ancestry.com/ I did a search on the cryptic Duane Weber (less than 10 seconds in the comfort of my home) and produced the attached. If anyone thinks a SSN is hard to find on a dead person this may disabuse them of that notion.

I’ve been working on a movie treatment involving a ‘fallen angel’ who through happenstance acquired a large sum of money then went on to give it to the poor while in a convent. The working title is ‘Sister Hood’. I could easily incorporate the leather working, LD Cooper into the story by simply having him slip from the stairs while checking his walkie-talkie. He sustains some minor injuries but leaves the money on Flight 305. The title for this version is ‘Awl or Nun’. Obviously nothing is in ink yet but if Marla is looking for someone to do a project with I have two words for her….. call me.

To have too many DB Cooper authors just looking for the truth. To be honest, I coulda used a little more Cooper. I gotta have more Cooper. Guess what, I’ve got a fever, and the only prescription is…. ‘More Cooper!’ http://youtu.be/PJwc9JgpZn8

Millions of unemployed comedians and the “DB Cooper Mystery ‘Solved’” thread decided to be funny for free. The rarely seen IBTL card was thrown down along with a +1. This followed by someone asking what IBTL meant while the rudderless ship ‘Ironic Question’ steamed down the DZ River before docking in ‘Port You Were A +2 But Didn’t Know It’. Keep in mind this was spontaneously orchestrated in less than 18 minutes including the serendipitous +2.

Dumm Dee Dumm Dumm Dummmmm…. What’s that make you think of? I thought so. http://youtu.be/EhsjNO3rN5k

Mark Twain is credited with saying – “A mine is a hole in the ground owned by a liar.” I just read some of the most flagrant examples of shameless data mining I’ve seen recently. As is the case with all data miners, they deny the activity under the guise of something they have admonished others for doing. Then they bake a ‘Proverbs’ pie and have a big slice of ‘28:1’. It really is a sticky, warped and tangled web. I used to feel sorry for people that got swindled out of whatever by con men until I observed how these ‘victims’ would ignore sane and sage advice from friends and family yet still get hoodwinked by a crook because the crooks were saying what the victims wanted to hear. I guess these two types will always be attracted to each other and if Darwin is correct, both will wither and die out if left on their own. The ‘cold readings’ with these vague, generalized questions are nothing but preludes to more mindless fabrication. Does anyone know a person with a name? They would have worked in the Pacific Northwest, Boeing or anywhere. They were known to wear pants and smoke at times but I’ve not been able to confirm this. They also were called something I can’t remember like ba, be, mah, ma, maaa, mooo – moooo, wah, wee, co or cou ending with jer, er or per. I need help with this, someone…… anyone, anyone at all walking down the street pushing a shopping cart filled with bottles of their own urine would be just fine. Yeah, it is that painfully obvious. The scattershot approach is another favored technique. Cooper came from Washington, California or Minnesota. Well no problem with ‘my’ suspect because he has ties to all three of those states. Cooper was associated with Tom, Dick and Mary. Wow, so was my suspect; he fathered Tom and Dick in an undocumented affair which I oddly have knowledge about and had a torrid affair with Mary too. Cooper was suspected to have worked in the metals industry, with pipelines or wet nursing. Again, my suspect was always around metals, skydived into remote areas to repair pipelines and never could pass an infant with offering services for wet nursing. These guys are more Forrest Gumpy than Forrest Gump. I can fully understand how this thread is known for Bigfoots in a Roswell UFO saucer crashing into Area 51 where MIBs are deployed to mutilate cattle, re-animate Zombies and mow the grassy knoll. Since all the former is supported with the exact same gibberish and garbage science which has kept the Cooper crime under several feet of steaming compost while offering the same appeal and olfactory experience.

How surprising that the pressure bump is being speculated upon for the jillionth time. Why try something new or different? Only been 40 years of fruitless searching the same area. How did the crew know McNally jumped? Pressure bump? How severe was that one? Lemme guess, no one has a freakin idea and never has. Gee, must be much easier to bloviate about something unknown than compare and contrast one with a known outcome. Did LaPoint’s jump have a similar bump? When was that one? How many whatever units? Just make something up no one will know the difference or care. It was umm…. 8675309 Jennys of pressure bump. That’s using the ‘Marla Scale’ obviously. There I said it, now it’s true. Heady surly caused a pressure bump since he fired a pistol into the aircraft, did a few pirouettes and whatnot before executing a half gainer off the stairs. How intense was that one and how is this measured? The continued silence will be deafening. Hmmm….. Hey let’s not forget McCoy since he had to depressurize the plane then jump out, that must be an animal with many characteristics. How was the depressurization initiated? How long till he jumped afterwards? Was there a pressure bump from this sky cowboy where he rode the money bag out of the aft stairs freefalling to Utah screaming yeeeeeee….. hawwwwww…… yeowwwwww? So many similar if not identical crimes to do comparative analysis yet no one ever bites at the chance to validate their dazzling theory against some real world information. Weird.

Orange1 predicts (like a Psychic-k) how Marla would dress as a car salesfox: “Uh, duh. A nun's habit, of course.” It’s almost like she is monitoring my every move because she is drawn to hunkyness and becoming another victim wrapped in an invisible and un-escapable desire to please me. It happens to so many, tragic to see Marla become another statistic. Maybe I will buy five cars to make her feel better, ya know kinda throw her a bone and do her a big favor. I’m still studying various car features because of my concern for quality, safety and what vehicle is most appealing to nuns. I found several technical articles which may hint at the standard attire modern car salespeople wear.

Robert99 asks of the peanut gallery: “Is there anyone on this thread who would buy a used car from Marla or Blevins?” What would Marla be wearing?