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Is this the right form to fill and pay for?
shah269 replied to shah269's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
But it's this web page right? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! -
Is this the right form to fill and pay for?
shah269 replied to shah269's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
3 jumps ground test fill and pay for form then buy a round a drinks? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! -
Is this the right form to fill and pay for?
shah269 replied to shah269's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Guys, Gals, is this the form I need to fill up and send in after i pass the ground test? http://www.uspa.org/USPAMembers/Membership/JoinRenew/tabid/117/Default.aspx Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! -
I was talking to a friend about this and he said you should just jump into the deep end of the pool! Get a web cam jump on cam4.com and make your own movies! . . . Yeah good luck on that one! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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"Operation Share the Bry" Hay it could happen........or not. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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My mom had PRK done in Iran I think! Am not sure, it may have ben LASIK but I doubt it. Never the less she has better than 20/20 vision now. I'm very jeleous! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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Dated a few strippers when I was at university...why I ever stopped is beyond me! Some of the nicest girls I have ever been with and they always have cash on hand and realy good looking friends. . . great now I'm depressed! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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Here is one! Why not take her to a strip club? I know plenty of girls who like strip clubs but don't like porn. That and some strip clubs offer free drinks to the girls. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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cinemax Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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Does SkinnaMax still show dirty movies? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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Tell me my advice wasn't valid? Start small then move up! Start with text and then to pictures then to video. I'm the only one thus far that has given any valid advice. Sure I had fun doing it.....but it was valid advice that I my self have used with good success. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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Huh? What are you talking about??? I don’t mean to pick on you my man, but you make it so damn easy. Seriously … you’re not coherent. O hu? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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Where I work now, yes. Where I use to work....no I was just another sleazy. But for the most part women tend to be more cerebral than us guys and as such books and literature would be a good start. Really, you prefer video to books? WOW! That is super cool! Most girls I have known prefer paper to DVD's. But WOW! See OP, this is the kind of girl you should have been chasing all along. But good luck. Not all girls are as cool. Best of luck! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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Where I work now, yes. Where I use to work....no I was just another sleazy. But for the most part women tend to be more cerebral than us guys and as such books and literature would be a good start. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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Perhaps using a "good back hand" is an acceptable treatment of women in your old country; in this country we stone or behead them ... O Sorry I ment a good pimp slap! Something like this. http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41668000/jpg/_41668006_slap416.jpg As in "Slap your silly ass self back to reality, stop being such a flaming bitch! And respect those around you." http://chimbles.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/pimp-slap.jpg I can go with this all day. And yes, it's always the guys fault! No matter how much a bitch the woman is......it's the dudes fault for either causing it, taking it or being around when it happend. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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I’ve been down this road for 7 long years now. Ever push rope? Or perhaps bounce your head off a brick wall? Or give yourself paper cuts with dirty money while drinking margaritas? Well it’s a lot like that. Girls come in tow quantities, either they like porn and are ok with it and fun…….or they don’t and there isn’t much you can do about it in which case it’s like pushing a car uphill with 4 flat tires. Only to have it roll back over you. OK! If you are seriously interested in trying something this stupid or feel that your better half is putting up a false front just to not look like a slut in front of her friends via denouncing porn start small. I mean real small! Hit the local book store. Pick up a copy of Penthouse Forum. It’s a magazine, a lot like the TV guide but this one is fun to read. Give it to her……wait a few days. If she keep reading and your sex life has improved you may be on to something. Then progress to a bit of erotic books, be a total lounge lizard and ask the good looking girl with the flat belly, perfect ass and perky tits at Borders where that section is. Again give her a few days, if you find yourself being tied to the bed twice a week and or waking up to a morning BJ…..god I miss those things….then thank your lucky stars, sacrifice some sort of woodland create to Ron J and progress to video. I recommend anything by Vivid. Not only do their videos seem to have some sort of a plot, but the girls are good looking. So it’s a win win. But here is my question, why didn’t you just shack up with a girl who already liked porn? I mean I couldn’t have been the only dumbass in the world to fall in love with a total square? Because let’s face it, if she isn’t into it…..man oh man….it’s like trying to turn a Civic into a 911. It just isn’t going to happen and in the end you may just end up with a pile of plastic parts and an angry engine. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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Having dated enough bitches in my life I can tell you flat out...dat woman is a Biotch in need of good back hand! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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+1! Really! I mean really! But is she cute? If she is cute then it's ok! If she isn't......well he's just using her which isn't ok. But either way can we say NOOOOONNNNNEEEERRRR! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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I recall reading in Maxium that 60% girls who had a collage education (4 year or more) watched porn. Now.....what qualifies as girly porn is a little different than what guys call porn. I mean I know girls who treat Overstock.com as if it were a porn sight and I'm almost sure they get off on it. But I do have to admit it is great if a girl watches porn. But hell even a girl who reads Forum is on the up and up if you ask me! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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Guys: Does a strong, independent woman scare you?
shah269 replied to iluvtofly's topic in The Bonfire
You know there is nothing worse than a girl who just wants to argue her point. I was in Montreal this pas week. Meet up with this gorgeous girl at one of the local bars we get to talking about life and work and what not and she goes off on engineers and how they hate "mother earth". So I just sit there and keep drinking as she goes on and on and I'm thinking...."Thank god you are cute hunny because with that attitude he better be def!" Any how so she's done and I politely indicate my current job is to act as the interface between engineers / scientists and the rest of the community including the environmental office and that over the past year I've come to realize that both sides really do want the same thing but they speak the same language and that perhaps that's a great metaphor for the world we live in....I had a deep moment. But nope.....engineers were the scum of the earth but I didn't suck but I was wrong. I made her buy me a shot and I left her at the bar. Strong is beautiful. Independent is elegant. Opinionated and angry....not my cup of tea....but perhaps it's because maybe it reminds me too much of me. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! -
Well I did buy up. I bought the first 2 min for 60 and then an extra 2 min for $30. I think their going rae was $15/min which is amazing. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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Donation in China (NSFW - unless you work in a clinic!)
shah269 replied to shropshire's topic in The Bonfire
Ah the old rub and tug. Women will never understand it. I think it's all about internal pressure and what not. But you know it could be much much worse! They could be doing Dutch Rudders. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! -
I just came back from a mini vacation with my mates to Montreal. I dragged them kicking and screaming to SkyVenture Montreal so they could experience what it feels to be free of the force of gravity for a few seconds. At first I was worried because I had a funny feeling that the girl I spoke with on the phone didn't really understand what I was saying and had my reservations wrong.......I was kind of hung over so I'm sure it was more my fault than hers. But we drove out of the city and there it was....in a mini strip mall? Strange place for something so amazing. Anyhow got there and the staff was great! They spoke to my friends and put them at ease with what was about the happen. Rich was our coach and he did an absolutely amazing job instructing us on the ins and outs of the system. As for the actual tunnel, OMFG! AMAZING! 1000000000X better than the one in Niagara Falls! And what a great place to learn! For a total n00b there is nothing better. I was able to execute multiple 360's in either direction and really play and find my CG....which I thought made me a hot shot in the eyes of all the good looking girls who were there for a bachelorette party until Rich flew around the tunnel like he was superman! :-p After the flight I had a moment to talk with the owner, who's name escapes me, but what a nice guy! I would recommend SkyVenture Montreal to any one and every one! Great place great people and the city of Montreal isn't half bad either ;-) Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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Wouldn't New Hampshire be closer to you? Because I'm here now, mini vacation with the boys. Will be there tomarrow with my three other mates. So should be fun! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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There are some really hot chicks who are into Scientology! They hang around the clubs in NYC and man....is it ever tempting! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!