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1) Xmass tree lights, white....strung around a dark dorm room can really brighten the place up! 2) Hammock, girls love sleeping in hammocks. He will thank you for it! 3) Hot water maker thing.... 4) French press for fresh coffee in the mornings. Also good for tea. Girls love fresh coffee or tea in the morning after they have spooned all night in your hammock. 5) Fabreeze because there are levels of dirty! 6) TV 7) Easy to clean carpeting, if the room has some don't worry put it over it. They will charge you an arm and a leg to clean the place at the end of the year. 8) George Foreman grill! Girls get hungry! 9) Pots and pans 10) Fans, two. One small one by the PC and one to blow out the funk of the room. 11) No more than one phone call per week. No less than one phone call per week. Always after 5 pm and on a Saturday. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Fresh air, nice people, it's exciting.....it can't hurt? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Pull my finger! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Yes! I decided to learn and to jump due to a heavy heart. An old flame fell into my life at perhaps the most inappropriate time possible (7 year itch and mid life crysis). I felt and in a way still feel emotionally and physically beaten up. Doesn't help that by my nature, being Persian, I'm moody and prone to bouts of being down. That and work has sucked donkey dick for the past 6 months. But from the moment I set my food at the DZ I started feeling great! The guys and gals there were super friendly and were very cool. Then came the jump......by the time my but slid across the grass.....i was able to breath and life looked up. No rush, no wooo hooo.....just a total feeling of Zen. So yeah, give it a shot! And hay I know it doesn’t' mean jack squat coming from someone you don't even know but.....thanks for being a great parent and caring about your kid. Most parents would just call it being emotional and a part of being a teenager. And well...sometimes.....it's not. Also, on a side note…..why don’t you jump with her  but only after she said it’s ok. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Oh yeah! When the population is more 50/50 than say 5/50 people are calmer and the population just happier. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

No not that, hell I like smarter women, smart is very very sexy. Engineering girls are well......angry at who I don't know for what I have no clue but when dating them it was me on both accounts. Great "study buddies" but a real relationship? No thanks. I mean ok if I did something wrong ok then yeah get angry at me and throw a fit. But if you feel that there is some sort of glass ceiling and your professor doesn't respect you due to your gender....don't scream at me! I just brought over dinner! Which is much better than your average dude engineer who just puts his head down and mumbles a few things and is passive aggressive for the rest of the year. Hence why I took as many humanities class I could. Just to stay somewhat human. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

SO....how many girls in your class? I went to a big university. We have 6 out of 100 students. 1 was a friend / study buddy 2 were dating each other 3 were women by DNA but couldn't tell by shape or looks. And it didn't get better when I graduated. In my facility we say "If here eye brows aren't connected and she isn't wearing sweat pants to work....she's hot!" we have a little more than that. half are actually pretty damn hot. i wouldn't date an engineer though. i'm dating a nurse right now. (student nurse that is) Oh yeah 3 of the 6 were HOT! But two wer dating soo..... And yes, I know I'll start a poop storm, but I agree. Engineering girls are difficult to date. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Look at Shah! Such a good guy, making sure the big girls get some loving too! Hay every one needs a little loving....but some have to pay. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Is this + sized porn? If so call me! I'm so in! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

SO....how many girls in your class? I went to a big university. We have 6 out of 100 students. 1 was a friend / study buddy 2 were dating each other 3 were women by DNA but couldn't tell by shape or looks. And it didn't get better when I graduated. In my facility we say "If here eye brows aren't connected and she isn't wearing sweat pants to work....she's hot!" Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

The second worst thing I did in my life was to become an engineer. Took me 8 years to unbecome an engineer! I wouldn't recommend engineering to any one I care about. They spend 4 years stripping you of your humanity and your soul. Most of your professors either hate you for no reason what so ever, don't speak English or are allergic to soap and water or both. And all of the jokes.....they are all true for the most part. It takes a real strong guy or gal to fight the power and not become a engamanderd. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

WAIT! Pornos have story lines! REally! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Apparently lives in a town that allows people to ride their motorbikes on the beach. Which is very cool! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Can some one pleas IM me? My good friend will be jumpint this week end. I just wish to say pleas take care of her for me! Thanks! Shah Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Listen that was just one time! And that was because the wax was starting to burn! I have sensitive skin don't ya know! But it would have been nice if girls hit on guys more. And no not you girls, your different in a good way. I’m talking your average run of the mill ho hum girl. Before I settled down…..god it’s been 7 years already someone pleas kill me!....I was ever hit on by one girl. It was the most romantic evening of my life, we kissed in the rain, I gave her my heart and she and fate broke it. But never again was I ever hit on by any girl ever. Yeah I’m not the best looking guy……but it would have been nice to have been hit on once more. I had to work for every date I ever got! I wish there were more girls like you in the world. I think if there were I would maybe be less jaded. Any how good luck mate! Have fun enjoy the summer and relax. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Well if she is right and can back it up with data then great! But if she "knows" she's right because she read one science book then.....well....no thank you. I call those people "empowered" art history majors (usually found in contracting and legal offices). That is to say they watched the Discovery channel once and are now telling me the engineer how things work. Not that I went to university for 4 years or have 8 years of experience or anything, but I'm wrong and they are right! Now if the same woman can back up her conclusion with facts and data.....oh man that's just sexy! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

There is a fine line though. An intelligent woman is a lot of fun. An opinionated strong woman who knows she is right no matter what facts are presented, not so much fun! One can be spoken to and reasoned with and debated which is very sexy because it's almost like fencing. The other, after the first five minutes and the sixth insult, one gives up and starts trying to find a polite way to excuse ones self. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Why would any one ever slam you? You spoke your mind. Better than most if you ask me. Yes you are right, what we men want and what you women want.....well they never seem to go together. But we can try and find some sort of middle ground..... Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Turn it around -- what kind of guys read Maxim? Would you suggest that women get their dating tips and insights into mankind from Maxim? And if the answer is "yes" then you probably SHOULD be reading Cosmo for insights into women Wendy P. Well Cosmo is the girls version of Maxim. And they are all a laugh, you can't really take Maxim seriously. That's like taking Hustler seriously! You know...fun reading by the pool with a glass of Sangria. Speaking of pools...that's a great place to meet girls! Just don't focus on their boobies and look them in the eyes. And sunlight is a natural aphrodisiac! So maybe being single isn't all that bad! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

OK I'm going to soooo regret this. But what kind of girl reads Cosmo? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Yeah, I'm sure that's it. I’m an optimist and thus I hope it wasn’t meant to be personal. And it wasn't. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

So, what you're saying is that you did it intentionally, knowing it was against the rules, and that I should just ban you and not give you the warning then? I'm sure I'm somehow responsible for her actions. I don't think nor feel that she had any premeditated intent. Just the wrong word at the wrong time of day got under her skin. Happens to the best of us. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Pleas point out one back handed insult. And it's a pleasure to meet you as well. Though I would have to say it would be nice if you didn't use derogatory terms. It’s unbecoming. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Is there always this much projection around here? Well enough said. As much as I enjoyed every phrase being taken out of context and being insulted left and right. To the original poster, I wish you the best of luck. As Rodney Dangerfield once said “Wow rough room!” Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

npgraphicdesign Good luck mate! With this group......good luck! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!