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At times. So I have to ask what brought this pole? It's an odd question. I'm wondering if it was freudian that you typed "Pole" instead of "Poll" in an ass thread or if it was intentional. I have fat fingers I ment to type POLL I'm very sorry. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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Oh that's cool! Shame there haven't been more fun responces. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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At times. So I have to ask what brought this pole? It's an odd question. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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You just can't be friend with some people. No matter how nice you are to them. Oh well....such is life! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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http://s.bebo.com/app-image/6460731116/6460708726/PROFILE/i.idlestudios.com/img/q/u/08/03/23/patrick.jpg Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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Wait...so then you could have a hook on your back and you could in theory land as if you were on an aircraft carrier? Sounds dangerous! But I seriously need to work on my landings! 2/7 have sucked. Practice practice practice. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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I'm going to show my dork side but I half expected you to say "It's full of stars!" Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10071/picard-no-facepalm.jpg http://www.trumps.com.au/products/specification/Pictures/supj.jpg http://www.geocities.com/vibestothemax/chill_pill.jpg Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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Oh come on man! Odds are she's got a few soccer balls back there and you can use them to get into all kinds of interesting positions! That and most soccer mom minivans come with an entertainment system, throw in some dwarf porn and well....if this Honda minivan is a rocking....don't come a knocking! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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*picks self off of floor* HI! I wear leather pants! How you doin! This is where we need a puking icon... Wrong side of the bed again i see! I think it's sad that the only thing you have to offer is the "leather pants" thing. Sounds like some one is in need of a bum licking! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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*picks self off of floor* HI! I wear leather pants! How you doin! This is where we need a puking icon... Wrong side of the bed again i see! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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Soccer moms need loving too! Also they drive minivans! Do you know how kinky you can get with a soccer mom in the back of a minivan! Think about it! Decaff! but but but! I love my caff! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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I'm not alive untill 9am! Who are you people? Where are my keys! Why am I on a motorcycle! Oh look hot soccer mom....oh yeah....she wants me.....! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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http://www.barflyshop.com/images/Blow_Up_Bonking_Sheep_21105.jpg Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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*picks self off of floor* HI! I wear leather pants! How you doin! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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When a man has many a lonely nights....pressure starts to build below the belt. This pressure presses down on key pressure points which cause the brain to release less and less candy canes and skiddles which in turn manifest in mild depression, wild mood swings, a propensity to wear ruffly shirts and sing with mariachi bands and chase slightly inebriated + sized women around bars screaming "But I love you!" It's not fatal but can result in numerous photos which should never be shared with the world. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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http://cpe-66-75-10-180.san.res.rr.com/~milestodd/Bandaid/09_06_2009_0341963001244532353_mario-testino.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v507/glacier68/bad%20behaviour/553958387_a38533dac2_b.jpg There is so much wrong with this picture! http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h266/Jetpilot5/wallpaper1024_rr.jpg Told you chicks dig leather! http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3365/3451997736_13ede62011_o.jpg And for the dork in all of us! FRACK YEAH! http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h266/Jetpilot5/Dscn2128.jpg She does it for me on so many levels! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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1) Read as much of the SIM as you can! 2) If you can get tunnel time great, if not....well try to get in one any way. 3) Don't feel stupid! Ask a lot of questions! 4) EAT! 5) Don't wave arms in free fall....it doesn't work. 6) Try and have fun! 7) NO NICE CLOTHING AT THE DZ! You will get them very dirty! 8) Bring beer money! Better yet bring beer! I'm on jump #7 and man....it's a freaking blast! Have fun! Enjoy it! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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This will cheer you up! http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q303/Tony_T_photos/lark24.jpg http://www.s13.com/MotivationalPosters/optical_illusion.jpg http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q303/Tony_T_photos/A004_C012_0223CQ_00182_f4.jpg This one comes with dry cleaning instructions! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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Page 5 it's all about self respect. Respect your self and who you are and respect her choice. If she says no then it's no walk away, her loss! If she says yes then ok cool. Either way remember who you are and what you are and respect your self. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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Long story short....don't marry a Scandinavian girl and expect things to be kinky and fun. And to think, this was the only girl I ever gave a flying flaming pile of elephant dung about and went the extra mile. But it could have been worse, she could have been Persian….in which case I would have no life, no soul and jumping without a rig! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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When I was single and happy.....I never asked more than once. I'm not rich, I don't own anything expensive and I'm really not that good looking so.....if I met a girl and she was cool and the conversation was going well I would just ask once. "Hay your cool, I would really like to know you better....what are you doing tomorrow? Up for a coffee?" If she said yes then great, if she said no......well then it's a no. I would thank her politely and go back and hang with my friends. No girl is really worth making an ass of yourself. And in a sick way, the less you care about a girl…..the more she’ll respond to your advances. But the key really is self respect and not looking desperate. Now if you are a lucky trust fund baby and are a male model then….well this advice really doesn’t apply to you. Either way good luck. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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Oh, there you are! Don't mind me mate, I'm just super jaded lately. Just a word to the wise, Scandinavians have a sex drive of a 90yo nun. Fun to date not much fun to marry. I blame their 15 months of winter! Now if you don’t mind….I’m just going to burry myself in work so as to forget my mistake. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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Mike.....man what can I say? The last time I posted on or about a pole dancing video some people went a little ape shit. But that being said, maybe it's true what they say. Sexy isn't learned it's in the DNA. Nothing sadder than watching an unsexy girl try to act sexy. But it does make for great video! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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Too high on final - what are you going to do?
shah269 replied to strop45's topic in Safety and Training
So....help out the n00b....what is this flat turn you speak of? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!