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Pull brotha pull! It's not bad! Where I work, we have a saying (ladies please be prepared to be offended) "If she's not wearing sweat pants, tube socks and her eye brows don't touch..she's HOT." So let's raise our glasses to low expectations!

GREAT! Now I'm a grad student! Get a little too tipsy while online and look what happens! You apply for an Executive MBA and you get in. I just hope it's easier than engineering school and the view is more.......desirable. Any one else ever do this? Saturday classes, 26 months? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Carmen Electra.....god what I would do to that woman! Maker her breakfast in bed, do her laundry, rub her feet, and have wild monkey sex with her all night long! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

90% of the determinant to a good date occurs prior to the date. It starts at "Hey" and goes from there. In under a few minutes the woman has figured out if she's going to get funky with you. In this case she had made her mind up about not getting funky with him prior to the date. Now unless the guy shows up at her house in a new Astin Martin......the poor boy is just not going to get past the pearly gates. I feel for the guy but I'm sure he will live. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Not only is it easy to take care of, but it can be used as a method of energy collection as well as a means by which to send signals to rescuers if you are lost on a desert island! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

http://www.greatfunnypictures.com/pictures/2545_2808.jpg yeah he's fucked....high sided right into the bushes. but sad part is that it as 90% your fault. You stated I went on a date with this guy I didn't think would be my type So you had made up your mind before the date that you weren't going to ride this guy like a mechanical bull. Baring anything major, such as you screwing this guy to prove me wrong, he isn't going to get anything. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

He's funny. But then again....i find most over the top nuts to be funny. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

yeah that's the dude....I think she needs new glasses. Oh, I dunno. Stath... Shah... even the names look alike. Has anyone ever seen them both in the same place at once? I think your wife might be onto something. I am a bad ass

The dude abides............. And that he does....that he does. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

never underestimate the effectiveness of a classic line. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

WENDY! Don't give these guys bad advice! God! If I had a penny for every time I've seen guys do this...I mean really! What turns a girl on, a well dressed, well spoken, well prepared man. Know what you want and know how to get it. and if done right....you can even pull when shopping for deer old mom. Ask for help...politely....look her in the eyes..tell her what size of product you are looking for and discuss styles relative to age. Thank her and give her your business card and ask her to give you a buzz when she is free. Now I don't know if this will work with tampons but I know it will work with bra's. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

For a fun loving kinky caring girl....there isn't much I wouldn't do. But the key to a good tampon or bra purchase....know her size. Look at the box or bra and write down the size and the brand. As for bras don't be afraid to ask for help, and if you have her size on a piece of paper you are less likely to ask the ever stupid question "So...what size are you?" or the ever popular cup hands in the air and say..."this big!" Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I think shah is more of an uncle fester look alike than anyone else... Don't lie, Fester turns you on! But yeah that's the dude....I think she needs new glasses. I think I look more like http://marczawel.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/dave-attell.jpg Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Sorry, wouldn't let me make it a clicky. I think I'm a bad bad bad boy....unlike Eddy Monster over here. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

There is nothing spacial or beautiful about child birth. It's like watching a wet St Bernard try to come in through a cat door. Or the movie Aliens. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

http://uk.askmen.com/dating/heidi_300/368_be-more-like-edward.html Be even better than Edward:....... But what if I don't. I mean OK sure the not dying thing is nice and the ability to walk up walls.....and I think he can even fly....very cool! But....you have got to be kidding me! This is your classic Ken doll syndrome. No different then say the Back street boys or another other boy band. Yeah they look good, and dance and look all bad ass....but deep down they just want to buy her flowers and cuddle ....YEAH! I'm thinking Eddy here needs to meet Blade! [/url]http://liveforfilms.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/twilightblade.jpg[url] Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Sure did! And i even hit on the cute girl at the cash register.

+1! Well...I'm a little older and maybe a little wiser. If things go south with this one and I decide to shack up with some on....at a minimum she would need to have a 4 year education. I'm not dishing out gobs of $$$ for some ones education again. That being said, some girls can be "smart asses". Look nothing wrong with a little verbal combat, but if your as bitter as an olive I won't respect you let alone fuck you and to be kind I'll even excuse my self and leave you with the bill. A friend of mine did this when he was on a date with a girl who had a high end degree and a serious case of the bichness. So yeah looks are important, lone legged, flat bellied, perky boobied, amazing assed hotties re nice! And if they are smart enough to have a career and an education and know not to stick a fork in an electric outlet....well even better. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I shave my head in the showers about once every other day. On the week ends....I just let it go a little bit longer. Funny thing...the wife kind of likes it when I let it and my face go a little. Says I look like that English actor.....to which I say...YEAH RIGHT! But some ladies love it, others don't. But it is what I have. A decade ago I did think of doing the hair transplant thing and at $20k it was too much. I even tried that hair regrowth stuff....which really hurt my body so i stopped. So I'm comfy with what I have now. Or what I don't have. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I'm so sorry to hear about your loss, especially so close to the holidays. I know it's not much coming from some one you don't know but my deepest sympathies. I wish I had 1% of what you had with your father. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

And you must have nice tits! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Yeah but 1) She has hot long hair. 2) She's hot! I would forgive her

Hair...I have none Who will ever love me! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Yeah but was she hot? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Miley Cyrus is Zoolander! Wait is that when she has the wig on or when the wig is off? ps just got off the phone with the only hot girl in one of the offices. I asked her what it was all about. She says it's to make your face look skinny. The idea being that by smiling your cheeks look "fat" and thus you look "fat" but by doing the Zoolander smile......you look skinny....or so is the theory. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!