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I met some guys like this when I hiked the Inca trail in Bolivia....walked the entire 4 days with out shoes and lived off the land....it was far out! FYI....don't smoke weed at 18kft! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Shyness is an evolutionary dead end. So is being down and or negative. No one ever states that the reason they mated with another was due to their amazing shyness. You never hear, his or her shyness drew me to them. Or, I look up to their shyness and their inability to wow a room. Being shy unfortunately implies an inability to demonstrate the most powerful of human characteristics, to persuade and to lead a group of your pears. And it's a well known theory that the "leaders" of a group are most often awarded with greater mating opportunities. Now there is being outgoing and there is being a loud mouth. Again there is a time to speak up and there is a time to listen. However this does not apply to the country of Finland where the accepted pick up line is "do you want to fuck?" but that may be due to the embarrassing fact that their language has an uncanny resemblance to Klingon. So if you can live with 13 months of winter and guys walking up to you asking of you want a good pipe cleaning I suggest moving to Helsinki. Rated the worlds second ugliest city. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I'm afraid if I did there would be some sort of a bomb sent to my house!

Oh wow!

Things to know, What happens in porno movies does not turn your average girl on. Nipples are not rock climbing holds! A clitoris is not some sort of speed bag and should not be treated as such with ones fingers! That "friction" rule is a myth! Some women love sex and some tolerate it the way to tell is to hire a private investigator and sub contract the CIA to figure out all her subtle clues!

Really! The ones I spoke with were super nice and very friendly and asked all kind of questions regarding Yoga and NJ and even invited me out to dinner with them. Dumb luck I guess. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

See this is why I don't understand why Arabs are blowing them selves up for what....60 virgins? I mean really! Virgins! I don't even want one virgin! all the drama and the emotion and the hoopla and the high expectations and no that's not right and the don't put your finger there.....just give me one woman who knows what they are doing.....freaking virgins! That's like going on Eharmony and posting you are looking for a drama queen! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

HEY! Were not all rednecks down here! There are some super cool people form and in Alabama! This past spring while I was at Fort Walton Beach I met many a great Alabamians (sp?) while doing a bit of Yoga on the beach after long day of conferences. Very nice folks! And cute to!

Look I don't care how you do it....but just do it good! For ideas I recommend copious amounts of porn watching and shopping at all kinds of kinky stores and don't forget to be vocal and utilize your nails! And of course I'll erase the video. The worse sex I ever had was with a girl who's idea of seducing me was walking over to me and telling me she was horny. Yeah she was good looking but not good looking enough to be forgiven for being so damn rude and really bad in bed. The best I ever had.....oh wow the best.....she was an artist! She was so good I was actually afraid of having sex with her since I had pulled gut muscles due to her expertise. And let me tell you it hurt so gooood! And I've had every thing in between. And I've learned one thing.....a girl is either born with "it" or with out "it" and there is no teaching "it". A girl who knows how to be sexy.....a gift from god. A girl who has no clue how to be sexy but thinks she is.....it's just sad. I guess it's the same when women talk about a guy having "it". What ever "it" is you either have it or you don't. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Oh it was a fun night. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Head balls shaft....it isn't hard! Now I've never not had an orgasm but there are orgasms and then there are OOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRGGGGGGAAAAASSSSSMMMMMMMMMSSSSS! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I was going to say your local Yoga studio. Not only are they really in good shape, at peace with themselves and the universe BUT THEY ARE REALLY BENDY!

Am I the only one with enough....what the hell do penguins have?....to post up a picture?

sure am! even posted a picture in the other Halloween thread. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I'm sorry but that's fucking funny. Glad you like it

Looking this good....it aint easy! It takes a diet high in raw fish and much much much swimming and pruning to be this sexy! About to head out, every one have a great time have fun be safe and take lots of pictures! Big hugs!

Yeah but some of us are turned on by that!

Just gotta put yourself in the right job...Bikini photog! http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80797429/ Thanks but no thanks....I like my junk. Well...you're in a crowd of one. You.......don't like your junk? Hu? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Business idea! Engineermatchmaker.com Hook up engineering dudes with hot women behind bars!

Just gotta put yourself in the right job...Bikini photog! http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80797429/ Thanks but no thanks....I like my junk. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

1) Eat a good lunch. 2) Drink lots of fluids. 3) Breath deep 4) Relax 5) LISTEN! 6) Practice PLF's off of chairs and stuff around the DZ. 7) KEEP YOUR FEET TOGETHER WHEN YOU COME IN FOR A LANDING! That's what got me. The Ginger Bread man landing....not good! Toes and ankles together! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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My grandmother died of breast cancer. If this is all it takes for one less person to die of this horrible illness then I don't care. And all those that do need to be placed into a 16in Navy cannon and canonized! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

They day I hear some guy say "Wow you really can tell she has a great personality from this picture!" and not be referring to her body, I'll believe you. Till then I'm going to go with the theory that we are just hairless apes, animals who by some metrical developed an apposable thumbs. Till then, good camera + good composition + good light + good clothing choice = good chance of some one reading your profile. >not going to say it but why do you think they have those stinking pictures on these dating sights instead of just personality profiles.< Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

1) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9x3qub_I38 now why would ZZ top lie to me!