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My host brother Pablo once told me "Shah women look good for women, the fact that you happened to be nearby and thought they looked good is just a byproduct." Me "So they are lesbians?" Pablo "There is this theory about dormant female bisexual nature, but no they are at war with each other and are using fashion as a weapon." Me "I have so much to learn!"

Do think there are people out there who watched Zoolander, great movie by the way, and said...."I want to look like that!" You know I don't think I'm that smart but I can assure my self I'm smarter than that....though not by much. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

so it's thedirty.com will check it out I think these girls are trying to give an air kiss and well it's looking a bit off. That or they have bad teeth? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2007/05/02/zoolander460.jpg I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is. It....looks....strange Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I think she meant gazangas! Mellons! Hooters! Sweater bunnies... (.)(.) and so on and so on. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

LMAO-->> I guess that is a good enough answer...but seriously, what do most guys consider long hair? Mid back would be perfect, again watch a porno flick...all those lovely ladies have hair that long. But if we can't hold on to it when it matters....it's too short. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

What can't Porn fix? It's like Windex! OK ladies, think of me what you will but I will never lie to you. And honesty is a rarity in this world. So I'll be honest, Posh covered in horse shit will still be called "hot". You covered in the same horse poo....I'm sorry unless you look like Posh......no. Just like Beckam in a speedo....hot right? Me and my belly in a speedo? Not so hot right? OK, thus this no BJ hair cut....NO! Sure it's easy to take care of, sure you can just get out of bed and not worry about bed head. But in the long run....the reverse mullet? Thanks but no thanks. Unless you just so happen to look like Push and happen to have her supposed abilities. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Ladies, a word of advice for hair cuts. Watch porn, what ever the girls of porn have as a hair cut you should get as well....and on the + side....you'll watch a bit of porn!

Ah the no BJ hair cut. It's a warning sign that is designed to keep you away from these poison women. Much like wild bright colors on a poison dart frog. Valor (sp?) pants pants? Check! Mini van? Check! Not to big on giving BJ's? Check! Long story from what I can tell and this is just my theory, much like my theory that soccer moms are suicidal but they just don't want to die alone, the hair cut is set up so as to allow said soccer mom to give the poor guy she is married to a "fake" bj all the while denying him a proper grip so as to take it to the next level. For those that don't know what a fake BJ is consider your self lucky. For those that do......remember PULL...yeah life sucks but better alive than in a hospital with your legs shoved up your ass having your PIA wife nagging in your only functioning ear and not being able to unplug your self. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

It was a list of suggestions to bring up. You know slip it into conversation or even do it your self. It was interesting to say the least. But.....I'm sure it would work for many. Setting the mode isn't a bad way to go to get some. God knows I did it plenty of times when I was dating. But for me it was made dinner and a dimmer switch. And not this aroma therapy feng shway stuff! Which done once would have to be topped for it to work again. Human sexuality is an amazingly complicated field. The fact we form pair bonds that last and are fruitful seems to me to be basic proof that if there is a god, he or she has one hell of a sick sense of humor. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Let me guess you have a vast collection of imported candles from Madagascar? It's funny how some look at t his little thread and say "Yeah that's life, but it would be nice if it were better." While others just seem to get really angry. Such is life I guess? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

bullshit. Honest bro. Why do you think I decided to learn how to skydive? To find peace. Be it only for 35 seconds. Till then TURN UP THE SPEAKERS! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTgqnXae2LQ OOOHHHH totally misread that. i thought you wanted WORLD PEACE. to that i was calling bullshit, my bad

bullshit. Honest bro. Why do you think I decided to learn how to skydive? To find peace. Be it only for 35 seconds. Till then TURN UP THE SPEAKERS! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTgqnXae2LQ Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I think it was Self. Wow you are one angry hottie! So do you wear leather all the time or only on Mondays. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

In all honesty? To be at peace with the world...... Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Did you write it! I'll have to look when I go home. I know it wasn't Cosmo. Had to be another one. Well, which one?? I'm waiting.... She she took it to work for the "girls". And I've had a bottle of white wine with dinner tonight which I cooked. Shrimp scampi....yeah I rock. I know it wasn't Cosmo....i like cosmo....cosmo is dirty fun reading.

Most painful experience of my LIFE? An ingrown pube....that was OUCH! I think your parents think that you aren't too interested in boys and are really trying to hook you up. Just lie and tell them that you are madly in love with a guy named Shah. For a small price I'll even email you, call you and provide various photos.

An Ultima and Carmen Electra. That's not much to ask is it?

If it was just one woman in one relationship I would agree with you. But I would venture to say of my friends, 90% have indicated that once the words "I do" were uttered and a cake eaten........they were left wondering where every thing went wrong. I actually have a good friend who refuses to marry his long time girl friend for this very reason. She swears up and down that things won't change that she will be just as passionate as she is now but he's not buying it. He's one of the smartest guys I know. And the happiest to! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Don't forget to bring a bit of that very delicious Bamby meet wrapped in bacon to your DZ to sacrifice to the sky gods.....and to cook for your friends.

Oh much much worse! I cover her university costs and while she is at night class I do my best to keep the house clean, make dinner and fold the clothes. And I'm actually really good at foot rubs. Don't be hating. But instead of attacking me, which I do have to admit is fun, let's ask....what gives? Are we fundamentally wired differently? Is sex for women a means to an end? The end here being the acquisition of designer chocolates? Or bragging rights among friends? Where for us guys, sex is just a means to it self?

Boys, note the responses to this thread. Any negative responses indicate you will be spending your valuable earnings on high end designer candelas from Madagascar and having Sir Tom Jones on speed dial instead of the latest and greatest gear or jump tickets.

Did you write it! I'll have to look when I go home. I know it wasn't Cosmo. Had to be another one. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

So I was bored on Sunday morning and so I grabbed one of my wife's girly magazines and one of the articles caught my eye. "How to rekindle the love." And I though, "Hey I know lots of guys and gals in this predicament this should be a good read!" And turns out there are a lot of people in this level of purgatory. http://marriage.about.com/od/lowsexdrive/qt/lowsexpoll.htm So I grab my cup of coffee and put my feet up and decide to read. And after reading it twice I have just one thing to say...what a flaming pile of crap! Who the hell wrote this steaming pile of dog crap! Basically it was two pages of instructions to guys how to deck out your pad with mood lighting, music, scented candles, designer chocolates and high end sheet. All this to get some? WTF! OK yeah don't get me wrong, I'm all for keeping your pad looking good and presentable and the floors clean and the empty beer cans in the garbage. But to do all this to get a girls dormant sex drive to wake up you have to go to this level of nuttyness? Well....what if it goes dormant again? What then? What level of pad make over will it take to get her going? After all you can't do the same stuff you did before because she's seen it. And before you know it....you got a freaking bear riding around on a unicycle and a laser night show and Tom Freaking Jones singing in your living room? WTF! Girls, get your freaking heads out of your freaking buts! You have a guy who treats you nice, makes dinner, keeps the place clean, isn't in jail, hasn't slept with your sister/friend/mother/grandmother and hasn't shot you, stabbed you, pushed you down the stairs, tried to run you over or thrown you out of a moving vehicle or sold your sex tape so as to finance his drug addiction.....give the guy some loving 4 times a week!

You know what his rig needs! Gunz! Oh...and racing stripes! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!