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Everything posted by shah269
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The ADD edit! I love it! Yes! Basically that's what I'm looking for. But have some one do it who understands how the mind of your average over caffeinated over stimulated under nourished adolescent. As for the new Discovery...you know I honestly never thought of that. The guys who shoot the Myth Busters seem to have a good idea how to get these freaking kids to pay attention for 3 minutes. Maybe I'll look for them. I just figured MTV since I'm only 30 min from NYC and could just drive on over and hold a meeting. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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come here and give me a hug!
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If you had a hot robo girl friend who cooked and was kinky....would you have a social life? Ever read the book Do androids dream of electric sheep? By Philip K. Dick? It's a great book which makes you ask some very serious questions....especially of your wife Me "Wife, would you be angry if I was having sex with an android that looked like Carmen Electra?" Wife "YES!" Me "But it's a machine. You know a toaster oven." Wive "Well....then no." Me "But it looks like Carmen Electra and we are making sweet sweet love....you ok with that....it's just a toaster oven." Wive "Aaaahhhh.....well......" And that's how you give your wife a head ache of epic proportions. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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Here is the issue. We want a number of videos made from existing stock. The issue is that the people in charge of making the videos at the moment are all 50+ and have a thing for the history channel. So you could only imagine what they have done with these videos. As for these videos, these are science videos. Basic stuff that teachers teach every day. Except that an engineer or a scientists explains how what they are learning today is used every day by scientists and engineers. As for your top scoring kids? Those are the easy targets. Odds are they will go off and become scientists or engineers unless they want to have an active sex life and a savings account in which case they become doctors and lawyers. What my target set is are the kids who are B students. The kids who ask the difficult question "why?" And why do I want a B student and not an A student? Simple as stated these kids ask "why?" which is the root of any new development and advancement. Further more recent study has indicated that your A students aren't really that creative. They just have really good memories. They memorize and spit back what you gave them. They don't really want to ask "why?" So, I need some one who works for some company that understands the mind of the average kid (8-18) and can be contracted to re edit existing video to "speak" to the kids. And yes, there will be different videos for the 8 year old than the 18 year olds. As for why become an engineer? I'm an engineer, I became one because I really didn't have a choice. And unfortunately I'm good at it. 8 years in the game and 3 patents and 5 value engineering awards later....I guess I'm a successful engineer. But deep down.....I'm human. I like interacting with people. Which for some engineers is a scary thought. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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There was a great Futurama episode regarding this issue. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0584443/quotes [Fry has purchased a robotic Lucy Liu] Fry: Did you hear that? She likes me. Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Well Duh, she's programmed to like you. Fry: But this is Lucy Liu, perhaps the only good actress of the 20th century. She's more then just a piece of software. Lucy Liu robot: Would you like to take a moment to register me? Fry: Hmm, not right now. Lucy Liu robot: [tussling Fry's hair] I'll remind you later, you hot stud you. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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Who here remembers the movie Cherry 2000? I had a conversation a few months back with a few scientists and engineers and they indicated that the day we have Cherry 2000 humanity will go extinct. After all....why go after your average girl when you could be having fun with a long legged, flat bellied, perky boobied amazing assed hotty running on Windows Vista! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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I wonder if the wife would mind if I sent a picture of my self in? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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Some one with a higher pay grade than I was notified that I was capable of selling sand to Arabs and snow to Eskimos. So I was tapped for the gig. Funny thing....I agree with you 100%. I don't particularly like engineering. Be it the lack of respect one gets with the degree or the total lack of good looking girls. But it's the job and I'll do it as best I can. As for why? Look at the data that was presented to me, in 10 years there will not be enough engineers to meet industry needs. The kids are just not that into it. And it's my job to convince them otherwise. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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Smoke signals will do for you?
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Thank you I will shoot her an email later in the week. I'm working in a new office where by we are trying to educate kids 8-18 regarding the feasibility of a career as and engineer or a scientist. I say feasibility because a the moment, all the literature and videos present it that way. And I wish to substitute attractiveness to feasibility. Furthermore the videos are horrible. They are 10minutes long and are just talk talk talk and very little to no action. And i know that the guys and gals who work for or have been contracted by MTV have a real insight into the mind of 8-18 year olds and can be very helpful. Again thanks and I'll contact your friend later this week. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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' Do guys think they are that good to warrant us answering their calls?! Why would we want a call back? We got what we wanted Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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OK dumb question. Do most girls really think that they are really that good so as to warrant a phone call? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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You know it's funny what women notice about themselves and we guys just don't give a shit about. Eyelashes....yeah you got them...nice. Do I care that they are fuller and thicker? No! We guys don't ask for much! Long legged, flat bellied, perky boobied, amazing assed hotties......who are not too melodramatic and make us French Toast in the morning. OK if your vajayjay's lips are that of Mick Jagger and they are getting in the way of you wearing kinky undergarments? Then sure get a little nip and a little tuck. But other than that save your cash and lower your standards
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OK let it be known that this girl right here is smart!
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only if it was good sex. look.....some girls....are just bad lays. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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Look just because it was good for your friend doesn't mean it was great for him. Just as women can have "bad" sex so can us guys. And some times it's better to leave it at that. Because let's face it who wants to have that conversation with a woman. Him "Miss, I'm sorry but the sex we had last night was some of the worst sex I have ever had and baring me having to go to prison for a few years odds are I will never crave this low quality of sex ever again." Her "So what can I do to make it better? Him "Nothing.....you just aren't very good" And some people just aren't very good. Just like some people just can't look sexy. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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Have you ever had great sex with someone you just met and then not ever called them? How do you know it was "great"? Maybe it was ho hum and the boy is a bum? I once had this one night stand, and due to the great sex....and it was epic great sex.....we ended up dating for about 6 months during which time I gave up eating meat due to her being a vegetarian. But that was due to the great sex. So...maybe it wasn't great sex? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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What whuffo questions annoy you the most?
shah269 replied to Tuna-Salad's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I personally love it when people ask What's it like? I've only had 7 successful jumps but telling people how free it feels and how natural....well it's a good talking point. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! -
What is a story behing THIS photo?
shah269 replied to skydiverek's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
You guys..........what can one say? Need a hobby? -
Ok the woman who won....at the end...CUTE! Nice tits! And a hell of a nose job! Now can some one explain why old ladies and gay guys like singing while dancing? I don't get it. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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So he's a tool and no offense but your dad is off the mark trying to set you up or putting pressure on you to be set up. Just say "Thanks but no thanks, I'm saving my self for Shah " Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!