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Everything posted by shah269
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Screw engineering I wish I had studied to be an electrician!
shah269 replied to shah269's topic in The Bonfire
Well we know who saw the video! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! -
Screw engineering I wish I had studied to be an electrician!
shah269 replied to shah269's topic in The Bonfire
Sure Tomy Lees dick was so big most thought it had an elbow but I think given the correct magnification.....I can come close! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! -
Screw engineering I wish I had studied to be an electrician!
shah269 replied to shah269's topic in The Bonfire
Screw engineering I wish I had studied to be an electrician! http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/2696043/Pamela-Anderson-undone-by-precious-metal-tiles.html "I'm tiling the floor with platinum - that's expensive." The mum of two, staying in a trailer park with her electrician boyfriend, is being sued by five building firms over unpaid bills. Man that is the luckiest guy this side of the moon! I mean really what luck this SOB must have! Yeah sure she has a few miles on her and two rug rats.....but still! Who would say no to that! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! -
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2696706/Daredevils-leap-into-unknown.html how the hell did that happen? oh well enjoy! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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What person from DZ.com would you like to be with for a day?
shah269 replied to cocheese's topic in The Bonfire
I'm really hurt no one wants to hang with me! I need a mentor and a good coach to teach me to be a good skydiver. And I'm one hell of a wing man! -
I don't get it? Maybe it's just me but am I missing something? Translation: "Talk nerdy to me" GREAT! now I feel like a total pervert for looking at her nipples! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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So based on your logic he could take you out prior to you taking him out? And that's why people we have something called law that relies on something called evidence and logic not "i had a funny feeling....." or the ever popular "I spoke to god and god said I should......." Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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Unless she's fat. Then it's still indecent exposure :) Oh, that's a riot. Let's see your body at age 40 after you've seen through 2 or 3 pregnancies. You so need to come to my Yoga class! I mean gggrrrr! MILF! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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On board camera footage of a beginner canopy landing?
shah269 replied to shah269's topic in Safety and Training
people got it right for decades wihout video.visualisation-help Well ok but winter is right around the corner and I won't be jumping till the spring and I want to have something to look at and to study till then. And you know, just because people have done with out doesn't mean it's not good for the community. Just look at the MSF's motorcycle safety class. Sure you can skip it but if you want to ride for a long time odds are it wouldn't hurt. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! -
Just because it's a little sheer and you can see her nipples? Wow you guys would not survive my Yoga class. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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I'll take No, for it is not with in our legal powers to arrest people on speculation for $500. Even in cases where there we arrest someone on charges of hiring some one to kill some one, we can't simply do it based on thought. We have to wait till funds are made available and transferred which demonstrates intent. Simply saying you wish to kill some one......doesn't hold water in a court of law. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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I don't get it? Maybe it's just me but am I missing something? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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Ummm.... You call BS? I don't know enough about the sport to call BS so I just let the old dude rant and then thanked him and went back to reading parachutist Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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Remember that 60 min episode with the Bird Men....Yeah I got a lot of that shit! One of my favorite was Yup. 1,266 jumps in my log. First 60 or so were civilian, then about 30 with the military, and the rest civilian. I used to fly the jump plane (deHavilland Beaver) in exchange for lifts, once made 17 jumps in one day. some of the military jumps were HALO and HAHO, too, jumping from up to 27,000 feet and popping as low as 1800 feet. I had close over 800 jumps before my first BASE. I really like HAHO on a clear day. LZ can be 20 miles or more from the DP. Indescribably beautiful. First and only Building was the Sears Tower in Chicago. First and only Antenna was next, WCIX TV tower in Homestead. First Span was New River Gorge in West Virginia. I've also jumped Royal Gorge in Colorado. First Earth was Angel Falls in Venezuela. Also Beachy Head in England, Preikestolen and Trollveggen in Norway, Kalaupapa in Hawaii, Half Dome in Yosemite, Mount Thor and Mount Asgard on Baffin Island in Canada, and a few more I can't recall right now. I've jumped cliffs around Forio, Italy, Palofrugal, Spain, and Cost Rica. I've also jumped off a few boom cranes and a rail crane in a shipyard. I had a death wish at the time. Never so much as a bruise or scratch. My last jump of any kind was in 1979. Doubtful that I'll ever make another jump. oh it gets better! I made my first jump in 1969. My family has always owned airplanes-been hanging around airports as long as I can remember. I exchanged piloting services for lifts, even owned my own jump plane for a while, one of the old C182s with the long landing gear so 4-aways were easier. Nothing unusual to jump 10 times or more in a day. 40 jumps a week was nothing unusual in my between-marriages days. Jump numbers add up fast when hanging out at the LZ is profitable. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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A HD girl inspired me to write that song. And remember you need to bob your head when singing it. Long legged, flat bellied, perky boobied amazing assed hotties! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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We did speak about removal, but then the question was why? These new rods are designed to move with the bone and if removed I would then have to go back into an air cast for 6 weeks undoing all the work I had just done! The only thing he suggested was that if shoes bothered my lower pins he could remove them. And he suggested I have a talk with a physical therapist. No need for PT since I'm doing Yoga but still just a talk to see how I could maybe help speed things up. I have to admit as an engineer I'm very surprised and amazed at this little rod and how it is produced and how it functions. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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http://www.thefastlanetomillions.com/attachments/fastlane-forum-funnies/620d1213869196-there-no-ugly-women-just-poor-ones-ugly.jpg Well now what can I say to that......maybe you could have gone for two skinny ones and just doubbled up?? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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What person from DZ.com would you like to be with for a day?
shah269 replied to cocheese's topic in The Bonfire
Woman I'm a married man, we can't be caught spooning in public! -
Shah, you are one strange little man! Sing it with me sister! I can be a duet! Long legged, flat bellied, perky bobbied, perfect assed hotty in wattaaaaaaaah!
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Thoughts...thoughts....wow.....emotions....deep emotions and jealousy towards water? Yet I have a distinct need for redecoration? And an urge to sing "Long legged, flat bellied, perky boobied, perfect assssed hottties....in watttaaaah!" And for those that are interested this song can be found on my latest album "Slippery When Wet!" Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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My friends argue it's Klingons. I have good money on the Borg Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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Good news! I'm a FREAK! My doctor has never seen any one heal as fast as I have! I would like to thank Guinness for making this possible! Better news! I have Rod 2.0 in my leg. So this means that the rod is a keeper so no need to go back to have it removed. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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What person from DZ.com would you like to be with for a day?
shah269 replied to cocheese's topic in The Bonfire
LuckyMcSwervy I think she would be fun -
The mods don't like me. Some thing about me being a little too honest and too focused on T&A. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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Ladies do I have a man for you! He's not in it for the sex but the "emotional" attachment! Come one come all.....he cooks he cleans he says "you don't look big in that" and he is not interested in getting it on! First come first serve! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!