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  1. shah269

    WTF?

    Dare ya go! Now don't get your panties in a twist and go test drive....ride....well what ever it is one does on one of these things. The one I took out for a spin had heated grips and I believe a heated seat. Which this time of year would be greatly needed. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  2. shah269

    Skydiving....

    WAIT A MIN! I DON'T HAVE HAIR! Are you saying I'm no longer hip nor with it nor a chick magnet! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  3. shah269

    WTF?

    Why is it so hard to believe that I'm married? I'm dumb enough to do something that stupid. And when was I speaking for "you" guys? Maybe "you" guys are just not as much fun as "us" guys? Wait....do you ride one of these? Cool, I like it, but I like to lean and I'm not a big fan of slush boxes. But it is kind of a cool idea! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  4. shah269

    WTF?

    Serious? I sort of test rode one. It has reverse gear, has a half decent storage bin and a comfy seat. It accelerates no faster than a Geo and decelerates no better than a Yugo. Steering is OK, not much slop but as a rider will be a bit difficult to get use to. Basically a snow mobile for the road that is designed to be sold to chicks. Not that chick riders are bad but....well...you could talk on the cell phone and still ride this thing without a problem. Also you could also do a bit of shopping. And being stable and having a reverse gear any 100lb hottie can own and operate one of these. Would I ever own one? Well...honest? If it had a better engine perhaps. And if I lost a leg and an arm. BUT.....that being said, for guys who like to do billions of miles at a stretch in square states where the only turns you see are those off ramps to and from Wally World....this could be perfect for you! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  5. shah269

    WTF?

    And here in NJ. The local Kow dealer sells them like they were going out of style. Soccer moms and RUBs love these things. One can easily drop $16k on a Hog no questions asked. So why not drop $16k on a bike you can't "drop"? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  6. I predict a good number of zombies this year with the release of the movie Zombie Land. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  7. shah269

    Skydiving....

    It's all about the show not about the go! Oh GLOVES! You will need color matching gloves! And some sort of codpiece. Not only is it good support and keeps the boys safe and sound and prevent nut unders it also gives the impression that you are packing some sort of howitzer which I hear some ladies just love! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  8. Angus Young of AC/DC Oh that's great!
  9. What no hot tub? I'm new to this but I would have to say I really like my DZ. Every is super friendly and every one supports every one. It's as if we are one big family and I really like that. If the DZ is missing anything? Maybe a classroom or a large space with a large board and maybe a projector? It could be used to tech students like me during AFF classes and opened up to the public to view various videos made by the video dudes and thus maybe generate more income? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  10. shah269

    Skydiving....

    So the jumpsuit has to match the rig how about the shoes, the helmet and the various altimeters? God you girls are so superficial Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  11. I think it wold still hurt. And by it I mean your junk. Especially seeing how these implant are put in after a dude looses his balls due to testicular cancer. And cancer of any form sucks. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  12. What are you going as? I looked high and low and left and a bit right to find a Patrick Starfish costume......but they were all either sold out or discontinued. So I'm going as a Militant Penguin Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  13. The insurance company may not cover it for her. It's called the Cinderella procedure and due to her not being totally out of action they may not cover it. Recovery time appears to be about one two two weeks. It's actually very impressive! So you went for the "normal" sized balls hu? I would have gone for the XXL. I hear girls are into XXL balls. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  14. Hey Nat, what was the lamest pick up line one of these online Romeos laid on you? Can you please share! *edited due to forgetting to put the O in Romeo.... Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  15. Ball implants? Do they come in various sizes? The foot surgery is actually very interesting and would really help her out. And at about $2k a foot isn't all that bad. I think boob jobs were running at $8k here for a set. Which is about $2k off from what they usually go for. But if I had that kind of money to spend I would just buy another bike! Screw the titties, pappy needs a new set of wheels! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  16. I'm 32, I ride a motorcycle and I'm leaning how to skydive....me midlife crisis...NO! And what line of thinking? That a guy shouldn't maybe push for the best possible mate he can get via the utilization of online tools? You lost me a little. I mean that's like a woman going online looking for an out of work pudgy guy who is way too into porn. Why go online? Go down to the local bar! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  17. There is a word for this in French......?
  18. Nah mate it's public info. Your not stalking or being strange. You are doing the right thing. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  19. http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/2009/08/hello_ladies_fur_flies_at_bay.php?page=1 Hey some of the older more mature ladies are looking to have fun to you know!
  20. Tigra, yes I think you are right! I did have the two shows confused. But on a fun note due to the economic downturn I hear most of the plastic surgeons in and around NYC are having sales on procedures. I think I'll buy a breast implant......you know...as a paper weight
  21. So a guy would go on line to look for an out of shape under achiever? Most women who know me actually think I'm kind of cool. They find my honesty refreshing. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  22. Tigra were you watching the same show as I was? I recall most if not all the women were either middle class moms or had some sort of pre existing condition that their insurance would cover such as weak enameled teeth. But any how yeah these, I guess you could call them average moms, had all kinds of work done to repair the damage done by having a few kids and not eating healthy and put on one hell of a exercise regiment. It was amazing what one could do if one had the money. And some of the women came out OK looking. I also recall they did it to a few guys as well. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  23. Engineers! Keeping dumb people alive since 1968! But yeah those old cars "look" safe but in reality they weren't very safe at all. Especially with respect to impacts. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  24. Or...you can just watch WRC? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmCzUstze0I Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!