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  1. Hey even some of the 5's are cute! http://www.mughots.com/hotties/397 http://www.mughots.com/hotties/1368 Compared to what I have around here these lovely ladies would be solid 10's and pitting engineer agents engineer in some sort of death match for her fake phone number! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  2. I am not going in drag.....I would have to shave my fuzzy legs A friend had a good theory on this, he said just post a picture of your self in a sea of shoes and hand bags that will get their attention! Another friend had the Rod Stewart approach, just show them a picture of your house saying it's their after the divorce. I have some very strange friends. Better strange than boring.
  3. This IT you speak of.....is IT that picture with the V neck + Push up bra? Which brings up something....life isn't fair! A girl can get super decked out with every thing in the right place due to things like a wonder bra or a V neck and what not......what do we guys have? A freaking potato in our pants! I mean what would make you ladies stop your screening of photos and click on some dorks profile? If he's shirtless and ripped you will think he's pretentious and won't talk to him. If he's under dressed you'll think he's a slob. Over dressed you will think he's just trying too hard! Where is our V neck and a push up bra! Dating is so much easier for you girls than us guys! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  4. Hey what can I say? I what I am! Till then.... http://www.mughots.com/hotties/893 Damn she is cute! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  5. The very fact you said that means it would work on you. And it's not a put down "DAMN YOU LOOK HUGE!" but rather a bit more tactful such as "More women need to be happy with their shape and show it off." then turn and ignore you and talk to your friend. It's sick, it's wrong, I wish it didn't work but it does and WHERE THE HELL IS THAT PUSH UP BRA + V NECK PICTURE! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  6. As I have always said, "If she's cute, I'll forgive her!" Seeing how 2/3rds of the US population is + sized we just can't afford to be sending these hot girls off to the big house! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  7. Or dates! I mean let's be honest with our selves....some of these girls are really cute! And look they are in trouble so you know they are fun! Dates? Ummm...I think there's a word for that...rhymes with destitute. Only if you pay them! And I'm sure by the time they get out they will have reformed and have picked up a skill! Till then you can enjoy the congeal visits! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  8. Or dates! I mean let's be honest with our selves....some of these girls are really cute! And look they are in trouble so you know they are fun! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  9. http://www.muggn.com/mugshots/entries/5786 So....would you give her bail money? And forgive her? Don't lie now! http://www.muggn.com/mugshots/entries/2747 Felony shmelony! Wait your name is Melony? How you doin! http://www.muggn.com/mugshots/entries/6527 This girl looks like one of the girls in my Yoga class!
  10. http://www.muggn.com/mugshots/entries/5784 Attempted murder! Oh pleas I forgive you!
  11. http://www.muggn.com/mugshots/entries/5190 Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  12. Thank you my good man! That is exactly what I was speaking of! That and let's be honest who wants to date a pile of mush. You want to date some one you can debate and argue with and then have amazing angry sex with! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  13. There are really hot women out there that aren't like that. I was just exaggerating. But you get the picture. It's a simple supply and demand curve. The supply of attractive women is very limited compared to the demand for them. Seeing that 2/3rd of all Americans are chunky......and what the average idea of what is considered attractive....your average hot girl can be more choosy now then ever before. But a girl still has to demonstrate that she is hot. Thus, push up bra and a V neck sweater + good lighting and composition for the online photo. As for face to face flirting, yeah it is a game, and it's not a bad game it can actually be a fun game. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  14. Nope it's not about being uncplimentary. It's complicated, you see most girls think that this shit don't stink and thus they should hold out for that 6ft tall underwear model who cooks, cleans, sings, plays the guitar, never farts, all his friends are well behaved, is perfectly happy with her low libido an shopping addiction and finds drama queens to be hot. What a neg does is bring her down to earth with out being too offensive. A simple reminder that she too is human. Such a neg can include, "Nice outfit, it looks just like the one that girl on the other side of the bar is wearing." or when you are talking to her friend and she buts in "wow you sure are the chatty type". I know it's stupid i know it's dumb....but it works. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  15. shah269

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    I'm Persian so it's Shiraz But I prefer reds that are more tart and less sweet. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  16. Hey when I'm right I'm right. When I'm wrong I listen and ask a lot of questions. When it comes to nutty US girls, who think they are gods gift to man.....a little back handed comment and talking past them will bring them down to earth and disarm their bitch shields. It's stupid but it is what it is. As for Finnish girls? took me 2 months to figure them out. Turns out they don't play any games or like it when a guy is nice, just walk up, look her square in the eyes and ask her if she wants to fuck. As for the pictures, I'm not an expert photographer by any stretch of the imagination but I would suggest that maybe people don't like their own photos due to the method or manner by which these photos are taken. Appropriate lighting, appropriate setting and composition and most people would be very happy with the results. Perhaps the same will attract a higher quality of contestant. Further more i can't stress this enough, wonder bra + Vneck shirt =
  17. I have to VWs both 1.8T's. One Turbo Beetle Sport for the wife which i drive on week ends. One Wolfsburgh Jetta that I drive every day. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  18. One thing to consider is there's a fairly known dating tactic of putting down or slightly criticizing an attractive girl on an approach. He might have been doing that. Or could've just been an asshole. Serioiusly, I thought that was Elementary School stuff. If a guy put me down as a "tactic" he wouldn't last more than a minute after that. His loss. Big time. Men, if you do this, reconsider. It's called a neg and it works. Yeah it's elementary school stuff and childish and all that jazz.....but if it works on the ladies.....what does that make the ladies? It's all about the jujitsu of the dating game. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  19. My friend chickened out. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  20. Yeah, actually make you go faster. We need to call myth busters to test this one out
  21. Can't we just find someone here on dz.com and start setting Nataly up? Hmmm.... I think that is a great idea! Not that the folks here haven't explored the thoughts of exploiting dz.com for dating purposed! With 50+ guys to every girl it can't be that hard! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  22. The external tank is covered in foam and that paint was actually designed to hold that foam in place and let the ice just slide off. See! Racing stripes! Saving lives every day! Is there anything they can't do!
  23. That boy needs a girl fried! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!