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Show her you boobies? Oh, nevermind. Make her laugh by walking up to her and do a little dance by swinging your hips in a circular motion and sing "What's new pussycat, woh woh woh." Then apologize and tell her what you said was stupid and that you must have knicked something while you were shaving your head that made you say that.
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You do suck. I have a Sales Presentation at 1:00pm today and I am wishing I was airborne. Just found out I have to work on Saturday too. Supposed to rain all day Sunday. I am going to turn this into a country song if I keep it up so have fun and don't get anyone hurt.
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I have this new thing where I am going to make a post, and then when someone replies I will reply to their post 50 different times about the same thing but with different words. If their reply is good, I will start a new thread about their reply. If someone questions me on this, I will curse them out. Then my thread will be deleted and I will have to start a new one. In this new one I will post a picture of me with my son so everyone will think I am cool and soft hearted. Do not question me though. You tolerate me. By the way...do you wonder why my wife wanted a divorce?
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I have a joke... Tomorrow Rhino will wake up and realize he's not funny! bwaaahahahhahhahahahaha!
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Take all but the drivers seat out of a friends car and write "182" on the back windshield in shoe polish. Walk up to him at the party and ask if he can take you for a ride in his airplane. When he looks at you weird tell him his car has been turned into a Cessna 182 and that there is room for four on the floor.
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Hell I might as well give you my house, my car and my bank account for it because if I jumped it I would not be needing those things anyway!
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I dubbed skydiving videos for awhile and this is what I used... Sweet Emotion - Aerosmith All One - Entrain Yellow Ledbetter - Pearl Jam Release Me - Pearl Jam Wishlist - Pearl Jam Always with Me, Always with You - Joe Satriani Shine - Collective Soul Walk On - U2 Elevation - U2 Beautiful Day - U2 Desire - U2 Suicide Blond - INXS Stand - REM (Stand Up Video) Enya Limp Bizkit - Mission Possible Oasis - Champagne Supernove Eagles - Peaceful, Easy Feeling Pink Floyd - Run Like Hell Cranberries - Dreams Cowboy Junkies - Misguided Angel
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I graduated but had to take some time off afterwards. On my return jump and had a bad spin and tracked out of it. I went to the instructors and they hooked me up with a coach and I was fine from then on. Just having someone out there for a visual reference was good. This is a different subject than what Darkzone is referring to so I will be quiet now. I lurk again.
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If you play with it it will spit at you though. So be careful.
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Bill, When I was off AFF and doing solo jumps if I started to spin I would find myself going into a track to get stable and then I would be fine on my belly again. Do you recommend this of it is a last resort to get stable or not?
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Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday Dear BB Happy Birthday to you.
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Stillwater...Something in the Air Call out the instigator, because there's something in the air. We've got to get together sooner or later because the revolution here
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Your no fun Bill.
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Ok. Now I remember.
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What is this group Train. I have heard of Entrain but not Train. Got a website?
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How much time lapses between jumps? The more you do it the quicker it is to get it. Once you get it it is like riding a bike.
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I don't kiss and tell. Because I want to be their good friends with a special priveledge for awhile to come. [wink} At least while I am still single that is.
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BB that is where qualified skills in the "oral department come in". You know ever since I started taking Yoga I have been able to withhold my orgasms for a couple of hours.
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I like listening to the new Creed on the way to the dz...My Sacrifice... Hello old friend we meet again Feels like forever.. When you are with me I'm free I'm Careless Not to be All of the others Will fly Bring tears to my eyes My Sacrifice Or something like that.
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Are you saying a lot of "wood" floats your boat BB?
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Let's turn this around. What's the best way a guy can get into your drawers? What does he have to say? What makes your loins...you know?
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John Tesh? -
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If that was directed at me all I can say is ouch. Your mean.