ChromeBoy

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  1. Someone said awhile back that Sangiro was going to fly us all over to London, supply the beer and grill a giraffe in his backyard. Huge DZ.com party. That's why he got the T-Shirts ready!
  2. Keep rollin', rollin' rollin'.....Limp Bizcuit We can to 213 posts today. Hell, I've been here for a month and I am already in the top 50 with over 600 posts! Am I a loser?
  3. Sorry you couldn't jump Emmie. At least you got some Wind Tunnel time. It is weird at those big dropzones unless you have a friend or two with you. As for the loser, it's good to know that your not a slut! joke
  4. That is fuuny Bill. There is a lot of things I would like to say to Flight Attendants and travelers as well.... As you are walking on the plane they stand there and tell you your seat is down the aisle and point to the back of the plane. I feel like saying, "No shit? I thought these tickets were for the cockpit? At least that's what I requested when I purchased them!" How about things we would like to say to the people that bring huge pieces of luggage on the plane and stand in the aisle and try to shove this huge piece of luggage into a 3' by 5' overhead luggage compartment. How about, "Excuse me, but what was your mind going through that made you think this piece of luggage would fit into that tiny compartment?" How about when you are sitting in the coach seats and the person in front of you puts their seat back. I hate that. I am a big guy and when they put the seat back I can not do anything. I would like to say, "Excuse me, but it's hard for me to do anything when you put your seat back so how about not being so freaking selfish and start eating healthier and exercising to lose some weight so you are not tired all the time you lazy piece of shit!"
  5. That's because ThereAPean in it!
  6. BUGS I got bugs...I got bugs in my room. Bugs in my bed....Bugs in my ears.... Their eggs in my head. Bugs in my pockets...Bugs in my shoes.... Bugs in the way I feel about you. Bugs on my window trying to get in. They don't go nowhere. Waiting, waiting... Bugs on my ceiling...crowded the floor. Standing, sitting, kneeling. A few block the door. And now the questions... Do I kill them? Become their friend? Do I eat them? Raw or well done? Do I trick them? I don't think they're that dumb. Do I join them? Looks like that's the one. I got bugs on my skin. Tickle my nausea. I let it happen again. They're always taking over. I see...they surround me...I see...see them deciding my fate. That which was once, was once up to me. Now it's too late. I got bugs in my room...one on one. That's when I had a chance. I'll just stop now. I'll become naked and with them I'll become one. - Pearl Jam
  7. Thank you for the correction. I will pm you my posts from now on so you can review them before I send them to correct the errors!
  8. Yep, your stupid Lindsey!
  9. That's funny as hell...I likes it a lot.
  10. Ann, To some people this life is about how much money you make, how big your house is, what car you drive, what schools you go to, etc. They will never understand why everyone on this earth is not the same way. Other people believe that it is not what you have but you have experienced. What life you lived. Who you met and how you contributed to others. Should you take it as an insult or have a low self-esteem if others like your father do not believe in the same thing, no. Brush it off like a piece of salt and move on. You will find a job whether it is today or a year from now. Just don't do anything that you do not want to do. Live YOUR life the way you want to not like someone else wants you too! The week I lost my job I called my family and told them. Good luck and find a job ASAP they said. I went to a friends house and we were all sitting around talking. We ended up having a few drinks and then left for the Keys to skydive all week. I was gone all week and every member of my family called and left me a message. I got back the following Sunday and they thought I was dead because I wasn't at home looking for a job. I called them back and they freaked out on me because I went skydiving instead of job hunting. The following week I went up to Orlando and went skydiving that week. Again, they freaked. I took a month off from job hunting and did not stress but just spent some quality time with friends and really became myself again. I knew what was important to me and what I wanted out of life. Was it the same thing that my family wanted me to do, no. But does that matter? I now have a job and I am doing well. Happier than ever! You will be too. Just be yourself and do what you want to do not what others want you to do and don't be ashamed about it!
  11. Look at his picture clay. I think he likes baby monkeys. More like humans I guess! I like women not sheep or any animals for the record!
  12. Now can I give you my cream Sweetie!
  13. My favorite chocolate is Brandie. She was 1/2 white and 1/2 black. She reminded me of Halle Berry. I gave her some vanilla chocolate with the cream in the middle.
  14. First post Mr. Jumps....beer! You can supply next time I am at Orange which will be two weeks from now.
  15. You do not need to post boobie pictures for auction. We will send you money anyway.
  16. Chromeboy: "Lisa do you want to go to a new dropzone?" Skybytch: "Otay" Chromeboy: "You sound like Buckwheat!" Didn't happen but I thought that!
  17. Mama anytime you mix skydiving / beer/ crawfish together I am there. I spent a week with Justin Wilson in college. I have a few recipes!
  18. Here http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forums/showflat.pl?Cat=&Board=forumtalkback&Number=121356&page=2&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=0&part=
  19. SkyMonkeyOne talked about demoing one in another thread.
  20. Mark was the Head Pilot who was killed in a plane accident recently. Aerohio set up this in his name. Mark’s closest friends and family have agreed that the longest lasting possible tribute to our loved one, would be to create a charitable foundation to provide scholarships for young people needing assistance toward a flying career. This foundation’s fund has been started today at Bank One, 750 High Street, Wadsworth Ohio. Donations may be sent to us at AerOhio, or to the bank in care of Denise Manley. Checks should be made out to Bank One, and annotated ‘Mark Blevins Foundation’. Our company has started it today with a $1000.00 donation and we will contribute $1000.00 annually as long as we are in business. Donations to this fund are tax-deductible. Mark’s brother Jimmy Blevins and I, Tim Butcher have agreed to be co-directors of the foundation. Dan Weltzien of Skypark and Ned Parks of Fairlawn have agreed to serve as advisors. There will be advisory positions made available to other respected individuals in the local aviation community as the need arises.
  21. ChromeBoy

    Bone Screws

    That was one heck of a SCREW Dove! Sorry I bumped your leg a couple of times.
  22. I dated this girl once and she had big boobies! Not that girls I date must have big boobies though. I know girls with small boobies and I would still date them!