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Don't let it get you into trouble Chuck. The reason I have so many posts is because I can access it at work too. It's addictive to say the least.

he he...Reread the entire thread and replace booties with boobies! Act like Lisa got implants and she can't fly the same with them. I got a laugh out of it! Chromey

"Road to Nowhere" (Ozzy Osbourne/Zakk Wylde/Randy Castillo) I was looking back on my life And all the things I've done to me I'm still looking for the answers I'm still searching for the key CHORUS The wreckage of my past keeps haunting me It just won't leave me alone I still find it all a mystery Could it be a dream? The road to nowhere leads to me Through all the happiness and sorrow I'd guess I'd do it all again Live for today and not tomorrow It's still the road that never ends CHORUS Ah ah The road to nowhere's gonna pass me by Ah ah hope we never have to say goodbye I never want to live without you CHORUS

Quade you spend too much time searching the net. LMAO I will get you back for your comments one of these days.

This is pretty scary. I just found out that Emmie and I will be living 5 minutes away from each other. She is one town over from where I will be located. We can carpool to the DZ! Small world isn't it?

Good to hear your DZ is has a friendly atmosphere! I am looking forward to meeting you and completing some RW since I am heading up your way!

-I promply had three shots of crown and about seven beers before I drove 22 miles home on my hot-rod Harley with my non-DOT approved helmet. Uh, you're not supposed to drink and drive man. I know you just acquired your new Birdman Instruction certificate. How many jumps in what time frame does one have to have to jump a Birdman. This has been asked here before and I never really got a straight answer from an instructor.

Pretty scary. Glad that you are ok. And just because you packed the reserve doesn't mean you do not have to buy yourself liquor Chuck.

Ok. I have finally got the job where I do not have to travel all the time and I can actually buy a place that I can call "home". I am going to Boston and I will make a few changes with the new me. 1. As everyone can tell while traveling over the last month I spent a lot of time post whoreing and flirting with Bytch, JumperPaula, Dove and TequilaGirl. To an extent where Lisa (Skybytch) began to call me a slut. I am not a slut Lisa. I will not post as much now and I will only flirt when being flirted with. 2. I will continue my new found love of skydiving and have set a goal that within three years I will have 500 jumps total so I can achieve my Tandem and AFF Ratings. I will probably not instruct full time but I will be able to instruct close friends, etc. and introduce them to the sport. As of today 4/7/02 I have 106 skydives in approx. 6 months. 3. I will stay out of debt and not rack up a bunch on my credit cards. 4. I will begin a exercise program and get my ass back in shape. I will also start eating healthy and maybe not drink as much, maybe drink more we will see about that one. 5. I will read more and allow myself to continually educate myself in my interests and hobbies. 6. I will begin dating more (yes females Clay and Quade) so I can begin having the first digits again in the weekend numbers. I will add / delete new changes as I go along. These are some priorities that I see now.

0:0:0 I had to to go to Boston at the end of the week and through the weekend. I was going to try to make it to Jumptown but did not end up making it because my "new employer" wanted to meet with me on Saturday as well. I am moving to Boston to start my new job making more $$$ and have full benefits, (skydivers like those). The hotel I will be managing is within an hour to Jumptown. Whhhoooohoooo! Lisa, I am not a slut.

Never assume. It makes an "ass" out of "u" and "me".

It is also confirmed from Bytch that he does NOT wear speedos.

It's on.

Is that where Johnny Knoxille is from? http://www.skydivesmokymountains.com Whenever you jump out of the plane start singing On top of old smokey, Surrounded by air, I deployed my canopy, And nothing was there. So I cut away, Just in case, Pulled my reserve, Punched the packer in the face. he he good luck Captain Cutaway!

Rhino is this.... http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame32.html

[Olympic March Song Playing in the Background] 700 posts...I am officially an Addict. However, I think I became addicted a long time ago. No recovery for me. No meetings. [/Olympic March Song Playing in the Background]

699 posts and we are closer to Happy Hour!

698 posts and we are closer to Happy Hour!

My mom died when I was sixteen. You must be talking about someother lady.

Hey Lisa...this is 696 posts and it's getting closer to Happy Hour!

Does your kid have a bunch of stuffed sheep as dolls Clay?

I have a friend from Norway. Do you know Roy Torgierson? He skydives and talks Norwegian, hence, he's from Norway!

Same for me. It's kind of like reading Bill Vons posts. You know they know what they are talking about but you wonder when somebody hit you with the dumb stick in your life.

It relaxes his muscles enough where he can give himself a BJ! He did it in the middle of the dance floor. They have it on video out there somewhere.

Did you end up shaggin' that girl in the picture you posted awhile back Jabelin?