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And they're GGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT! -Tony the Tiger

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April Fools PilotDave. I just learned that was there not to long ago. After going through the main page, pictures, and forums I didn't look all the way through. Explore, there is a lot of information here.

The address is at the bottom of her website. Go here... http://www.airann.com I just got a money order for you Ann. It's on it's way tomorrow!

That booger hanging there. Get a napkin or kleenex. Sorry man...

Are they going to publish your boobies anytime soon Paula! I think you should send your pic to Playboy! Earn some major jump money!

I'm braced and ready!

Cyber PM me your address and I will send some $. How much does she need to stop the foreclosure? Ann, I found myself out of a job in January. I am pretty much on my own in this world and thought I was in trouble. My life now is much better than I had. I am a lot happier. Keep your chin up girl! We will not let you down and you will not let yourself down! Atlanta is a great city if your thinking about going there. Great dropzones. This is not the end of this world. It's a beginning of a new adventure! Our thoughts and vibes are going your way.

This reminds me of a story. I know this Rigger in Florida originally from Texas. Skydive San Marcos I think. He and some jumping buddies were at this competition and there was a team from Mexico there. One of the team members friends wanted to do his first tandem that day so he went through his training and up he went with the tandem master. He spoke hardly any english. Well, they seperated themselves from the airplane and had a pretty usual tandem freefall, however, they had severe line twists and the tandem master started cussing and yelling at the canopy trying to get the line twists out. Then the TM cut away and they went back into freefall. The student began screaming at the top of his lungs and crying. The TM pulled the reserve and they were under a perfect canopy but the student was yelling in spanish and crying the whole way down. They landed and the team member came over and started talking to his friend. The team member started laughing hysterically and told the JM that when he was cussing out the canopy out the student thought he was cussing him out because he did something wrong to mess up the canopy. He understood certain curse words in English. Then when he cutaway the student thought the TM released the him from the TM totally and was going to save himself. The student thought he was in freefall with no parachute and that is why he was yelling and crying the whole way down because he thought he was going to die.

No, but out in the West Texas side of El Paso, I fell in love with a Mexican girl.

It's white Pete. Just don't let John write staff on it...he he

This reminds me of a funny story. A dropzone I used to jump at got a new supply of T-Shirts in. However, some of the staff were wondering why they did not have staff written on theirs. The pilot went home and came back the next morning with Staff written under the logo. His wife took a permaneant marker and just wrote it on there. He procedded to tell the other instructors and the DZO that his wife would do it to their T-Shirts too for a price of $2.00 a shirt.

I don't have any screws in my bones Dove but I would like to screw your bones!

I knew someone would take that the wrong way. Thanks Dave! Crawfish are the only heads I suck.

I love crawfish. Suck the heads and eat the tails. Of course beer is my favorite beverage too!

What I would like to say but do not... I'm not saying your fat...I'd just have to roll you in flour to find the wet spot... I'm not saying your fat...I'd just have to slap your thigh and ride the wave in... I'm not saying your fat...but your high school picture was an aerial photograph!

Maybe they finally banned Rhino!!!!

Was the sound just moaning in pleasure or did they use a strap on and have the headboard banging?

I would like to say something to Rhino but I don't because he will not listen.

I lived with a female who owned a two bedroom condo a couple of years ago in Atlanta. We got along pretty good and yes we did get drunk one night and... She was going out of town and she wanted someone to stay at the condo to take care of her cat. I didn't get along with the cat very well. She told me this girl would be coming over Saturday and would stay for a week. I'm thinking cool, right? Saturday comes and I am in my room and I hear her let herself in. I go out and introduce myself and she looks DAMN fine. She tells me that she is going out and if I minded if a couple of her friends crashed that night because they had to go to the Falcons Football game early the next morning. I say sure. I come in late and go straight to bed, alone. The next morning I wake up and go to get something to eat in the kitchen. Turn on the TV and I can hear them getting ready in my roomates room. About ten minutes later they walk out in Atlanta Falcon Cheerleader outfits. I had three Falcons cheerleaders in my house! They invited me to bring some friends to the tailgate party and meet up with them. I called a couple of friends and they were like, yeah right. They go with me anyways and we partied our asses off with them. The following week was pretty cool. We got to know each other and went on a few dates afterwords. My roomate eventually came home and said, "did you like my surprise for you?"

Viking is the only 1% I know about.

Sorry...Yassir Arafat / Saddam Hussein. What do you all think the world needs to do to cool things down in the middle east. Let's keep the thread unlocked by not criticizing each other either.

Stay away from SkyMama because she doesn't like sweat. The thinks it tastes like hummus...?

LOL. Nice anology Bill!

Welcome. If you go to the Dropzone section on the bar on the top of the page you can do a search in South Carolina. Just revierw those and see where they are located.