ChromeBoy

Now he's responding to everyones response.

I do know the important stuff like wingloading. I have a calculator when it comes to other stuff. My calculator doesn't answer his question though.

I was wondering how long it would take for someone to figure that I have no idea what I am talking about when it comes to math.

Sebazz I really wouldn't mind living with two lesbians...would you?

Me too. I am surprised he hasn't responded to everyones response!

f(x) = cos(3x) at x = 0. 1(80)=cos(20x) at x =5 5 is your answer

Witness Protection Program. I cannot give you anymore information. It just took a little pixie dust.

For your information Jabelin I used to have another screen name so when I changed it I posted a lot to get caught back up to the original number of posts that my other screen name had. I have slowed down quite a bit now and will remain that way.

Hell now he is even replying to his own posts. He will catch Clay before you know it!

So after watching your posts I have learned this. Make a new thread and then post a response to everyones answer. If you have two answers do not include them in one post but have two seperate posts to their one answer. Then if someone posts something that you think is interesting make a new thread about it. Post a response to everyones answer. If you have two answers do not include them in one post but have two seperate posts to their one answer.

I had a dream the other night that I was JumpingKayAus!

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I am no expert [wink[ but I would have one of the instructors stand out in the landing area and land by him/her and have them tell you when to flare. After a couple of jumps you will have the visual in your mind and it is like riding a bike. It took me awhile to get good landings too. I was known as the person who always slid across the whole landing area upon landing.

What do you mean about Santa? Nobody told me anything.

I'm with you Lisa. I always consider the jump ticket cost is $5 more than usual because I always have it packed. I did pack once to get my A License. Never did it again. I started packing the other day when they were busy and the rigger looked at me and said, "You are not jumping that. Go sit down." I said ok.

IFLYMe..I am going to give you some expert advice. Your little dude in the picture needs to arch more.

Congrats. It feels good when you get it over with, doesn't it!

I had dreams as a child that I had a board that could make me fly. It was like those small belly surfboards. I would take off running with it and would fly over the trees to my friends house. It's funny because I remember that it did not seem unreal to me.

I don't like cocaine I just like the way it smells.

Thanks for the pictures Kevin. I have been thinking about this a lot tonight. I had hoped that I would never know somone who had lost their life in this sport. But I guess that if you do it long enough you are bound too. I went to Orange two weeks ago. The Sunday during the boogie. Being new to the dropzone I didn't really know anyone. I sat in a chair over by the bigscreen television and noticed that someone was sleeping in a sleeping bag on the floor while chaos was going on around them. A few minutes later Bob got up, went and changed and took a seat next to me. We discussed the weather and how it looked like we were not going to be jumping that day. He told me about his jumps on Saturday and how he wished the weather was better. We discussed a few different dz's in the area. I told him I was going to leave and he told me he was right behind me because he had to drive back to Maryland. I left. Did I really know him. Not really. But I remeber that I sat in that chair for awhile and just watched everything going on around me. While driving home in the rain I remember thinking to myself that skydivers are really cool and friendly people. Bob and I talked like we had known each other for awhile. I guess we all have the connection of the sport in our blood and in our mind we are all equals.

Damn man. I got to know him that Sunday. Blue Skies Bob...RIP Brother!

This makes 400!

Excuse me but that is 399 posts. Boobies.

Was Bob the guy with long hair and I think a goatee that slept in the Hanger in a sleeping bag Saturday night at the Orange Boogie? Hope not.

Liquor, I don't even know her! Well, ok. I know she'll like it.