ChromeBoy
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Intern. If he asks you if you want a cigar say no. lol Congrats.
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How about a Mr. Bill blowjob. She would have to be quick though.
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I used to know a girl who lived on Mt. Tremblant. She worked at one of the ski resorts there. She spoke French.
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Jabelin if she finds out you posted her picture on the internet asking people if you should jump her or out of the plane you will probably just be jumping from the plane! lol
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Nice pick. On my first jump you can read my lips when I exit. I am saying oooooooooooohhhhh shiiiiiiiit! Pretty cool video.
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I am right here BB. Waiting on your call.
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Skydiving is the the best thing you can do with your clothes on. Unless you jump naked. Sex is up there though.
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I am going to Orange tomorrow. I hope the weather is like it is today, but a little warmer.
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Are you going to Orange?
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Welcome. Just listen carefully during the class. Remember to relax and breathe. It will be a lot better than you can imagine. And the plane ride up is the worst part. Once you jump you are free! Wooohooo!
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I am also just plain and simple beer.
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I am a quarter pounder with cheese, large fry and a medium coke.
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BB so she should or should not show them her boobies. I am confused.
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I hear you sis. Quick, you and I need to get together and start reproducing sane people as soon as possible.
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If you get them to the point in the presentation where they say... "Well, we have never done this before..." Yell out, "BEER! This will be your first time!" Then show them your boobies again.
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lol. Your funny Clay.
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Incest...the game the whole family can play. Not for me though. lol
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I want to be sponsored by Nasa so I can go to space for free. Doubt that will happen. My guess is you have to be proactive about it Freak. Have videos completed and send it to different companies marketing departments and then a follow up telephone call. Try to set an appointment with someone and determine who is the decision maker for that type of thing in the company. Meet with them and tell them how YOU will assist them in getting their name out and how this is a great cause and attracts a lot of people including spectators. You have to sell them on why they should do it and how it will "sell" their product for them. Also have an idea of what you would like them to supply you with, ie. jump tickets, new gear, etc. Have a budget prepared on how you will run your business. The items you will need and the costs behind them. If all else fails...show them your boobies. maybe that will help.
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True story... I went to get lunch today and I went by the gas station to get a soda on the way. I got my soda and went up the the counter... Clerk: "Do you have gas?" Me: "Not right now but I fart in airplanes and it pisses people off." You should have seen the looks on everyones faces. lol
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Dude you didn't post some sort of animal sex link on here, did you? You made everyone sick. I do not want to see it but what was it?
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That is why I asked if he was meeting her there at picking her up. If he picks her up it is something that will reminds her of him when he takes her home. If you are meeting her somewhere do not take a flower because she will have to carry it. Another thing, now matter how tempting, do you really want a long term more than sexual relationship with someone who will sleep with you on the first date? If not, just strictly sexual relations may be fun.
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You should be out looking for a job Viking. We can do this because we get paid for it.
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I'm not hell bent on the flower. Leave the flower out I guess Drewfuss. How about taking her a box of chocolate and telling her that you are like a box of chocolate...you'll melt in her mouth and not in her hand. lol
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Only if you'll shag! lol
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What do you mean? It worked for me! Do not say..."You have nice bobbies, can I feel them?"