ChromeBoy

Get some patience and do not do that. j/k

I am waiting for the day that HH drinks the "mojo sauce" and he and Lisa become connected. You do not have black hair do you Lisa? "Psycho Monkey"

But mark my words Sangiro is not evil. He is quasi-evil. The margarine of evil. The diet pepsi of evil, just one calorie...not evil enough. "Psycho Monkey"

HH does...his name is Mr. Biggleworth. When reviewing the competition does HH use remarkd like... "Throw me a freakin' bone here" or "I'm the boss, I need the info" "Psycho Monkey"

My father told me a few things growing up... A real man is a man who steps out of the shower to use the bathroom. And while I was learning to drive who said there is one thing that will definetly keep me out of accidents...Don't Fuck With the Big Truck. "Psycho Monkey"

Funny. I actually posted this as one of my pet peeves a while back. The fact that you have to do this in the morning in order to not shower the bathroom is like PMS to a woman. Maybe close? "Psycho Monkey"

Cool man. Z Hills is a great DZ. Did you swoop the pond? "Psycho Monkey"

Will you marry me? "Psycho Monkey"

I do not drink much, uhm, and neither does any of my friends so I have NEVER seen this happen just Heard about it... My question is this...what causes alcohol to make us wake up in the middle of then night and have a confindence in the fact that our plants, tv, closets, corners of the rooms, coffee tables, etc are toilets? I have a friend who is in a lot of trouble because he woke up in the middle of the night on Saturday with his wife screaming at him while he was pissing on the tv in his bedroom. He though it was the toilet. He has been sleeping on the couch ever since. I also had someone from my dz get to drunk so I let them stay the night and she peed on my floor in the living room! What causes this besides too much alcohol? Why does this happen? "Psycho Monkey"

I might be there too! I have a choice of either Boston, San Francisco or Southern CA for my next job in May! "Psycho Monkey"

Cocaine. I do not like it. I just like the way it smells! j/k "Psycho Monkey"

Bill / Lisa, Does Sangiro have a mini me? Is there a big fat guy who trys to eat mini me singing I want my baby back, baby back, baby back? Do you wear a patch on your eye Bill? Is your hideout known as your secret underground "layer"? Am I getting warm? My moderator function allows me to hit on Lisa all day! "Psycho Monkey"

They just granted Tyson permission to fight as well. Someone who bites off the ears of their opponets should not be allowed to make $20 million plus to fight again. "Psycho Monkey"

I got an 11 too. What does that mean? "Psycho Monkey"

No problem Pete. This is the sort of thing people need to know can happen even with new canopies. Got to love the first cutaway. You look down, see red see silver, brab red grab silver, your mind is saying oh fuck but your hands seem to do it anyway. Next thing you know you are back in freefall and under a new canopy for the first time! Did you have the RSL hooked up? Did you still pull both anyway? As for the competition, you guessed a pencil! It is funny because I did a search on aol and a pencil factory came up. I wasn't going to say a pencil because it sounded too easy. Kachink, "Psycho Monkey"

Custom Triathalon. "Psycho Monkey"

Two firsts for Spy aka Pete this weekend. He did not post anything so I am starting it for him. 1. First Cutaway Reserve Ride: Quotes from Spy during our conversation..."Yep, got spanked by opening (was heard by people on the ground), aimed it for the DZ with rear toggles, it turned away... collapse slider, go to pull toggles, and uhm, why's the end cell not inflating... pump risers, toggles, everything, nothing works and I noticed that the sun is shining brighter on that cell (found out on the ground that 2 cells blew out). tried some turns and flares to see if it was landable, it wasn't, so then I gave her the ol' kachink. I think that was probably the closest I have come to the initial fix of adrenaline that I got with my pre-second jump." "I chopped just above 2k, I packed the main, Anne Laure was doing a 2-way with me, going to call Roy to figure out what to do with the main tomorrow, I'm guessing it will probably need to be sent in as at least one cell is torn more than 50%, and I believe another one is torn also, just about to go out to my car to bring everything in (yeah, it's not so convenient when you can get it repacked right away) At any rate, I'm glad that I did it and everything turned out ok, was a freaky thing to do, but gratifying in a way, just to know that I wouldn't totally panic and do the wrong thing." 2. Was the award winner for GroundZero's question of the week and donated his winnings and matched the amount of the winnings personally towards JFTC! Sucks because he has under 10 jumps on his new rig and about 50 total. He got it over with early! That is two cases this week Pete. Send one via cold mail to Virginia! "Psycho Monkey"

I have been to eight different dropzones in the past six months and I have never been treated as anything but one of the regular dz skydivers. That is what is so special about our sport. Every once in a while you will run across a Sky God but there is always more people there who are open to jump and party with you than are not. -I'd like to buy the world a coke.

Ok well I fell asleep at my desk and someone who I worked with came and woke me up. Snore. - It's just a couple of broken vertebrea. Have some pain killers.

That is what I call some weird, wild, wacky stuff! Call VIP Security and have the girls watch out for you! - It's just a couple of broken vertebrea. Have some pain killers.

Do you really want to see the video? That is gross man!

Will you all send me some instructions on doing that stuff.

No. I am not crazy like you doing hop and pops at 2k in the rain freezing my ass off.

No. It was raining there. Cold. I am silly. You still haven't called me though. - It's just a couple of broken vertebrea. Have some pain killers.

1. Big Brother 2. Bruce Wayne...he's Batman 3. Kaiser Soze 4. Clay 5. Sangiro? - It's just a couple of broken vertebrea. Have some pain killers.