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  1. theonlyski
    Don't make me beat you and demoralize you verbally in a lewd, humorous, and joking manner as I did with Andy_Copland hang on, wait about 2 mins so i can put my boots on and start shaking in them "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  2. theonlyski
    but but but he started it "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. theonlyski
    hey hey hey, i resemble that remark!! not really, whores get paid for thier services no, hookers get paid. whores just enjoy getting laid a lot and do. whores ARE prostitues sluts do it free and because they just want to get laid "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  4. theonlyski
    hey hey hey, i resemble that remark!! not really, whores get paid for thier services "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. theonlyski
    ive known lots of people who absolutely loved someone unconditionally, and that person didnt love them back that has to be rough... yeah, and it hurts one alot more than the other person another sign of love: stalking people on social sites "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  6. theonlyski
    ive known lots of people who absolutely loved someone unconditionally, and that person didnt love them back "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. theonlyski
    dibbs!!! wait, get your ass over here to germany, ill show you how to drink! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. theonlyski
    not lust, if you can spend time away from them, but just want to spend more time with them... its most likely not lust its one of those hard things to figure out sometimes, the line is never well defined i should have gone to sleep, its about 7 30 am here and i am so tired but i cant sleep! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. theonlyski
    i missed it, find it on youtube yet? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  10. theonlyski
    go out on other dates, or stay away from them for a couple days if you find yourself thinking or trying to text/call/email them more than a few times... you're pretty well hooked... but the love is more a feeling you cant explain kinda like explaining the rush skydiving gives you how YOU doin? ps... damn you look hot in that black dress!!! no skydiving photos tho pps... we are both from houston and your birthday is a day before mine... its fate! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. theonlyski
    wait so, your main finally inflated?? that woulda scared the crap out of me too... was it just a hesitant main? its good that you got right back up on jumping, you can do it, you did do it, just relax, maybe do a coach jump or 2 with a friend? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. theonlyski
    i believe different branches call it different things however, if he was sf, he was army... and army calls it mos "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  13. theonlyski
    whats the word im thinking about??? oh, beer! nice editing job, what did you use? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. theonlyski
    or arrested by someone who was "pretending" to be a cop but couldn't recite a certian law "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  15. theonlyski
    haha, getting into trouble at the bar? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. theonlyski
    my question, how did they get on the boat in the first place??? if i were a captian of a ship thats going thru there, we would be armed to the teeth and i have no problems just going full throttle and blasting guys that try to forcefully take my boat. (once it was identified that they were hostile) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  17. theonlyski
    id probably bet hes gonna get drunk, and call her back "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. theonlyski
    when did that happen? i dont remember getting that memo. couldnt have been too long ago "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. theonlyski
    damn, i guess i cant try it out "Actual demonstration with a professional skydiver. Do not attempt" well, i guess ill just believe them then "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. theonlyski
    Maybe you should explain to the general readership what "AFN" stands for. Armed Forces Network Its satellite tv and fm radio for servicemembers (and families) who are stationed/deployed outside the continental us "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. theonlyski
    fixed the clicky for you "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. theonlyski
    Well, no shit Sherlock dig deeper my dear Watson, dig deeper! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. theonlyski
    never seen that one... yet "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. theonlyski
    these should bring back some memories to the guys who've spent anytime overseas and seen any afn for a period of time http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvNMBrZW8BE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bNrrQ7xhyQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrPMOyAhG0M http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhgf1ZrtMyc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHwz5Ebfz2Q http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTH8WqsZJxQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5h-CLCcSgs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYyPJ3GBiA8 "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. theonlyski
    im not sure... i havnt seen anything like that and id believe some of these commercials are from the 80s just like the pic of that dude in the shoppette eating a hotdog he is freaking everywhere, old white guy, airforce bdus, grey hair, bushy ass mustashe, and looks wayyyyyy too excited to be eating a hotdog "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message