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What do you mean 'you people'???? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

WTF guy smoking in the backround?! what guy in the background? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

heh... if you havnt added her to myspace yet... you might want to Worth it... edit: Even better... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

tell me about it... I'll live, I'm way too stubborn to let that beat me down. she was trying to cut into my skydiving time... had to go anyways Send her a not promising to buy her a present if the marriage lasts 36 months, 'cause you know it won't. im going to give her the chance... but im not expecting it to last long. too bad for her, shes burned a bridge. a very LONG bridge "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

tell me about it... I'll live, I'm way too stubborn to let that beat me down. she was trying to cut into my skydiving time... had to go anyways "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

you could always do what my ex just did... wait till he deploys, give it about 3 weeks and change your facebook relationship status to engaged. when he asks whats up, say you found your mate... extra points if you tell him you wanted to wait till he got back and then tell him youve been engaged for 6 months and are getting married in 6 weeks "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

you can also click on one, and hit CTRL+A that selects them all too "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

sure, if thats what you have to tell yourself hey, you gotta watch what you say around here, its far too easy for someone to twist what you say. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

not even gonna say it "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

flashback to bar with guys from work... needless to say, they went BIG!! I went home "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

not to mention all that extra altitude you get with the less weight from the shirt being onboard... or when you flash the pilot, whichever "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

fuck! who told you?? but no, really... i just think i looked like a freaking retard and i actually have no recollection of looking like that or doing that stuff now, coach jumps, ill show those off... aff 4-5 too... but not the tandem "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

thats gs-13 classified... if i told you, id have to kill you dont forget the video, you have to post it... unlike me, none of you fuckers will ever see my video (of my tandem anyways) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

yeah, i jumped one weekend, went back the next for aff and really didnt miss many jumpable days at the dz, or another dz for that matter every day i look at the sky here and want to jump again! its bullshit! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

atleast you dont have to wait 6 months till your next jump... welcome to the community, try not to spend ALL of your money (or try to get a better job to support the jumping) Im atleast half glad that im making more now and cant jump... got time to pay off all my aff/skydiving bills "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

I wondered if maybe the picture of the tread was for some sort of computerized comparison with shoe tread prints found at unsolved crime scenes? Kinda like fingerprints.... I'm really curious. Are your shoeprints at a past unsolved crime scene? Chances are (from what I figure) if they were trying to link them like that, the crime couldnt have been too long ago, or you would have more wear and possibly a different tread anyways and they would need a whole shit ton of evidence to lock you up... Not just based on your shoes. And as for computerized things... who knew that the police cruise through busy parking lots with scanners that read license plates and automatically compare them to registrations looking for people who might have a warrant? Yup, they also check to see who needs their cars towed for excessive unpaid tickets, stolen cars and a whole mess of other things "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

I remember the double fatality of an old couple a few years back where the man was driving and his wife complained incessantly that too much heat was coming out of the console, or whatever its called, near her feet. There wasn't anything he could do about it, but he got fed up with her and pulled the key out of the ignition while still going 50 mph just to shut her up. i would call that... mission: complete! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

I just leave the country and shut off my phone randomly thru the years... After about the umpteenth time they call and get 'at the subscribers request, this phone is not accepting calls at this time' message, they stop otoh, i also make more while im gone, so i usually come back with all bills except my truck note paid off anyways. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

especially if you have one of those pesky steering columns that locks when you remove the key... kinda sucks when you cant make that small adjustment to avoid the median/ditch or so i hear "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

invalid ctf file i get that on my avg too sometimes, when the internet connection is up, but not pulling pages (ie, connected, but not on the internet yet) once im connected, i run an update and all is well "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

odd, ive never known that to work. maybe you need new drivers for your NIC. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Macs arent immune to virii... IIRC my roomate was telling me about one that just got out. Messes up alot fo computers because people who owned them said 'i have a mac. there is no need for antivirus software, nobody writes virii for macs!' suckers "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Ok, fair enough. But for the price, I think AVG is the best A/V that I have worked with. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

no, the part about shooting guns, living in tents and driving LMTVs... the fact that I havnt met one chairforce guy who can spell HMMWV. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

HMMWV Air Force I take it? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message