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  1. theonlyski
    I miss my old Nova... that thing was a beast that just wouldn't give up! 2 engine rebulds, 3 transmissions, countless clutches and more u-joints than I can remember... thing hauled ass! Great car to learn how to work on, simple as hell. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  2. theonlyski
    what kind of flashlight are we talking about? how big is it in comparison with the dynamite? Whats it constructed of? Are you in the dirt, or are you above ground? Is there dirt on top of you or on either side? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. theonlyski
    satcom... the REAL commo guys Yeah, you can push your radio a few clicks... try 22,000 miles EACH WAY to the bird and back... bitches "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  4. theonlyski
    Too bad... toooooooooo damn bad. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. theonlyski
    I'm extremely flattered but I'm seeing someone. Nice try! But just because you keep looking at my pictures doesnt mean you're actually 'seeing' me. LOL - you're too young for me. Tammy is more age appropriate for you. And more proof that you're single: Relationship Status: Single According to your facebook... and facebook is never wrong! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    Guess what, Ill be back this summer... and lent will be over. Wheres your excuse book now? I'm extremely flattered but I'm seeing someone. Nice try! But just because you keep looking at my pictures doesnt mean you're actually 'seeing' me. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. theonlyski
    Guess what, Ill be back this summer... and lent will be over. Wheres your excuse book now? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. theonlyski
    Are you suggesting to have a guy who is in the DESERT for DESSERT?? Cause THAT would be AWESOME. Giggity, giggity.... Karen, I called dibbs on you a while ago, so... yes, maybe even dessert ON someone whos in the desert. But you and Tammy have to work that out.... Ofcourse, if she doesnt get off her ass and become a skydiver, it may lean the scales. You called DIBS on ME?? WTF?? NO ONE calls dibs on ME!! That's MY job - to call dibs on a DUDE. Good damn thing that im not 'no one' Im someone "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. theonlyski
    You hear that Karen?? Im still a free agent. Guess what you get as a sign on bonus!! Howabout you bring the whipped cream we can do the things we talked about a few months ago... and Ill introduce you to the horny coke machine! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  10. theonlyski
    Dont forget desert! Are you suggesting to have a guy who is in the DESERT for DESSERT?? Cause THAT would be AWESOME. Giggity, giggity.... Karen, I called dibbs on you a while ago, so... yes, maybe even dessert ON someone whos in the desert. But you and Tammy have to work that out.... Ofcourse, if she doesnt get off her ass and become a skydiver, it may lean the scales. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. theonlyski
    Damn Matt... not bad at all But you reconized that pretty quick... something you want to tell us? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. theonlyski
    Dont forget desert! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  13. theonlyski
    im not stuck... i know! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. theonlyski
    OOooo i know what it is not gonna say it tho, youd kill me "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  15. theonlyski
    she said she woke up to find something stuck to her leg... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. theonlyski
    A guy in uniform in my bedroom?? How about a guy's uniform on the floor of your bedroom, and him naked in your bed? And fine, Ill submit my pic of me in uniform before all the awards and patches. Edit: I had to edit it down, its not as high quality anymore... oh well And I realized I dont have any recent pics of me in uniform "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  17. theonlyski
    DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN!! Well, I suppose you could always be taught. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. theonlyski
    you're taking applications for a sugar momma? i knew it!! That cop didnt try to steal that pesky drivers license from you did he? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. theonlyski

    Cell Phones

    theonlyski replied to guppie01's topic in The Bonfire

    yeah, cause your phone NEVER has problems... how many times did i call and not get thru t-mobile didnt help there, did it? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. theonlyski

    Ctrl+V Dump!

    theonlyski replied to Mazz's topic in The Bonfire

    My rack "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. theonlyski
    Hrm, dolphin container huh... did ya find it at a dz in ohio or something like that? And have a problem being a 'spinner' at HALO? And Im probably coming back not too long after you, seeing as I know who YOU are. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. theonlyski
    Yes, you can. There is an AFF instructor down there where you jump that does it all the time, if he has quit complaining about it being cold out yet. He used to be a HALO instructor. Ask anybody down there (more twards staff and all the other senior jumpers) theyll know who you're talking about. But, he did mention to me one day that he wanted to learn how to pro pack again, because the flat packs take a while, and he prefered the pro pack sometimes. You talking about that 190 student rig? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. theonlyski
    I was hiding my ass in my sleeping bag... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. theonlyski
    any ideas as to when its getting released? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. theonlyski
    Maybe? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message