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  1. theonlyski
    You NEED to get laid little girl... all you post about is sex! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    Ive heard that Coke (the soda, not the drug) is great for cleaning corrosion off of battery terminals. Lights flickering/flashing? Thats kind of odd, if your alt is working fine, then it should run fine without the battery even hooked up, or so I thought? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. theonlyski
    Classic! You replied to yourself! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  4. theonlyski
    Never soon enough "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. theonlyski
    Cool Blue Gatorade. FML "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  6. theonlyski
    Clearly, you and said target are NOT in the same picture. BAM! Lawyered! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. theonlyski
    Clearly photoshopped "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. theonlyski
    thats Ski.....my guess HAHA NO MEANS NO I've stayed out of this thread for a while, never noticed you mentioned me. Oddly enough, that wasnt me, its missing my favorite naughty nurse I didn't think that one was from you.... ROBERT. It wasn't from me KAREN. But that guy has a good taste! Missing a couple people that would be on my list. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. theonlyski
    Anyone else notice in the first range picture that you almost completely missed the target? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  10. theonlyski
    thats Ski.....my guess HAHA NO MEANS NO I've stayed out of this thread for a while, never noticed you mentioned me. Oddly enough, that wasnt me, its missing my favorite naughty nurse "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    http://www.rhapsody.com/album/metal-school-101/someone-like-you/lyrics.html Maybe? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. theonlyski
    What the fuck was that asshole attempting?? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  13. theonlyski
    WTF?!?!? Youre pawning him off on me again! What would make wrestling fair, cuz this has got to stop?!?!? I will be gentle, I promise! Plus the fuckery will make for an interesting video! Odd, this doesnt seem right for you two fighting over me. Guess its because you're fighting to pawn me off to the other person. Either way, I win! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. theonlyski
    F****ng privates! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  15. theonlyski
    there is a fair amount of stuff that comes out of good old Mother Earth that I don't want in bed with me. Are you sleeping with your packing seals? Now that's kinky. maybe he just has his penis sealed? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. theonlyski
    If there is ANYTHING I can do to cheer you up... Let me know. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  17. theonlyski
    Then I should probably travel with my taser. HA! You say that like I've never been tazed before. Hell, I'm federally certified to carry/use tazers wherever/whenever I please (just cant interfere with police doing their duty) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. theonlyski
    Yes, MOM lets make a deal you dont call me son, i wont call you mom. Mom doesn't bother me.... After all, I am the "den MILF", right Bolas? Hahahhaa!! Just you wait till I get back in the states! What's gonna happen then? You're still going to hit on her online only, except from our own country? It's like having a virtual big brother. Oh, Karen, dont you worry... Ive got my ways You'll never know which boogie I'll show up at! (shit, guess that means I cant tell Tammy! she will taddle) Skittles... she doesnt want you, let it go! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. theonlyski

    Hotelicopter

    theonlyski replied to Sletzer's topic in The Bonfire

    Im going to call bullshit on this one. But, if it were true, how much are lift tickets? Awesome way to hit it and quit it. Do your thing, get rigged up and jump! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. theonlyski
    Yes, MOM lets make a deal you dont call me son, i wont call you mom. Mom doesn't bother me.... After all, I am the "den MILF", right Bolas? Hahahhaa!! Just you wait till I get back in the states! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. theonlyski
    Sure, raise the age a month before I turn 25! I see how it is Too bad. So sad. Tammy is more "age appropriate" for you, son. Yes, MOM lets make a deal you dont call me son, i wont call you mom. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. theonlyski
    No, he does have a cute little girlfriend. They'll be going to different colleges though, so who knows if the relationship will last. Maybe Karen will be in luck. I He Should feel like a piece of meat when I am around. Sorry you left a part out . . . I don't go lower than 25 anyway. After my birthday in July I gotta up it to 26. Sure, raise the age a month before I turn 25! I see how it is "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. theonlyski
    Is he taking Karen?? Soo many tadpoles, so little time. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. theonlyski
    The only thing I can think of off the top of my head is maybe its indexing the data differently. Or, could it be because you have less records in the SQL db than you have in the Access "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. theonlyski
    Bring a case of beer, and grab an experienced jumper. Youll probably have to go over it a couple times to get all the steps down anyways... I sure as hell did. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message