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No, they don't offer internet time for slacking off on the company dime. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

+1 Those guys are always a huge help and they know their shit. I usually email them and get a reply back within the half hour. (sometimes even at odd hours back in the states) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

You can, however, once it is off the tracks, the police won't have a very hard time locating the guy who stole it. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Me too! Ofcourse, its just another day here, so 12 hours of work (ie 2 hours of work, 10 hours of internet) ahead. Thanks everyone! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

I am actually looking at getting my ticket when I get back. Looks like a challenge but I think it will be worth it. I have an entire rig (new container, reserve and Ill get an aad for it when it gets to be time) I won't have another rigger touch it. Its not getting assembled till I do it. The first seal on it will be mine. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Damn, I wish I was around back then! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Alright, so here is some background. Sergeant X is a senior computer systems tech in my unit, he outranks me by one rank. I am a satellite systems team chief (not quite computer related, but I pick up some of the computer slack) Today as I was walking out of the shop, I was giving one of my guys some shit for not being able to write a program... Its not his job, but hes going to school for a computer science. SSG X has a nasty habit of putting his foot in his mouth, and butting in to others coversations making him look like an... well... you know, 'that guy'... today was no different. I was telling my guy that he could use my old Apple IIe if he wants to start programming with something simple. He thought it was funny, well... SSG X gave me that deer in the headlights look (as normal) I told him to look it up during his shift. He asked what it was again... I told him, 'ya know, an Apple IIe, its an old computer' He (and with a serious look on his face) asked me if it was 'An old IBM computer' Ahh, priceless. But it gets better... He is the proud owner of a Macbook, iPhone, iPod touch, iPad and a few shuffles. So what little things make your day? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Adding the 'rl' after the 'u' makes it clicky. (url) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Well, if you're not so picky (requiring said hotel to be ON the mall) you could probably find more options. Sadly, I do not believe that the 'hotel on the mall' idea has taken off. We must commute to the mall. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Goin for the world record? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Yes... I always seem to pull a muscle. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Yup, there sure is... I don't think the people who have Cookie boxes are the ones worrying about taking the strap off. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Its more like 30-35% that they start lowering your credit score. The higher your limit, the higher you can spend and still be within that percentage. I have 2 cards, $5,000 each, and I hardly ever use one, much less both. In theory, I can use about 2 grand a month on them, and it wont affect my score. If I am going to use them like that, I'll put 1k on each one. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

One of the Golden Knights I've worked with said that hes jumped into the white house lawn... but that could have been a while ago. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Confucius say... A Penis is the only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle. Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep shit. Man who run in front of car get tired. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it. Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. He who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth. A Shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death. Men screw with dicks; women screw with minds. Masturbation is a solo played on a private organ. Mother's Day comes nine months after father's day. It is better to lose a lover than love a loser. A gay gentleman from the Deep South is called a homo-sex-y'all A good woman will do 70 chores around the house. Cooking and 69. Prisoners complain behind bars, husbands complain in them. Vitamins are good for what ails you. Viagra is good for what fails you. At a nudist wedding, you don't have to ask - you can see who the best man is. Prostitute who likes bondage is usually strapped for cash. When a bomb goes off in the middle of a herd of cows, there will be udder destruction. Deaf people have phone sex by fax. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind, wakes up with solution in hand. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Man who lose key to girl friends apartment brobably not get new key. I got a new key... Found the old one... had to hide it so I didn't get caught with it. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

You are not supposed to add spices to that taco. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Suck it up cupcake and have a Happy Birthday anyhow!!! Sorry to hear you're sick. Get well soon! Chuck You're JUST NOW figuring out hes sick? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Go big or go home. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Electric_TF39 "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

About 2 feet from the d-bag going to the bridal there is one. If you need another one (or two) pull your reserve handle. They generally have atleast one attached to them. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

I think I speak for all of us who can when I say. Shaddup already! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

They didn't say that you WILL do it, just you'll think about it. I would stay away from the Wellbutrin... the weight gain sucks! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message