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Everything posted by theonlyski
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Give me the math, I'll put it in a Windows based app. A good excuse to get back to programming, and I'm sure some people would get good use out of it. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Tube jumps? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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It happens alot, especially with group deployments back to back with only a short layoff inbetween. There is a reason that there is a high rate of divorce in this line of work. Cut away, let it go, get a few demos and try and see which one you want to invest in. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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I agree with Phreezone & dragon2. You might have felt ok jumping it, but you don't know what you don't know. A 150 (realistically more like a 143) is way too small for your 'last chance'. You have to think about opening it low from a spinning main, having to land off, in someones back yard because you won't make it back to the dz, possibly down wind with no room to screw up (power lines, fence, house). Buy something thats right for you NOW, in one or two hundred jumps, you will know more of what you want and what to look for. Just keep in one piece until then. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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http://www.chopperstickers.com/Crashing-Sucks-pr-79.html "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Info on the batwing can be found Here How much do you weigh? That 150ish reserve is probably too small for you to want to jump, especially with 20 jumps. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Repost from last month. So sue me Move to the US, I'm sure I could find SOMETHING to sue you for. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Repost from last month. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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US Soldiers punished for not Attending Christian Concert
theonlyski replied to jclalor's topic in Speakers Corner
Its called 'Mandatory fun'. Happens alot, doesn't matter that it was a christian concert, I've seen it for model shows, baseball/football games... whatever. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
+1 I learned how to program on an Apple IIe using 10 lines 10 Print Hello. Ahh, the good old days. I started using it on machines that no longer exist. "IF A = B" is a lot better than whatever garble that C uses. I still think C was a practical joke of some sort. I use VB for quick stuff in Excel, and sometimes Access. One of the more popular QA products uses VB also. Yeah, I think I might go to VB, I dont really like how C++ has their structure set up. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Wow, thats the exact same pic... Hmm, makes ya wonder. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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+1 I learned how to program on an Apple IIe using 10 lines 10 Print Hello. Ahh, the good old days. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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That might have something to do with it. Definitely more complicated though. That was the last time I coded C++ I've written other apps for Windows since then, just figured I should learn how to do MS Visual stuff... didn't realize it takes 50 lines of code to put up an empty window. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Why make the coding so damn difficult to do simple shit. http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ff381409(v=VS.85).aspx This is the code for a simple, empty window: #ifndef UNICODE #define UNICODE #endif #include LRESULT CALLBACK WindowProc(HWND hwnd, UINT uMsg, WPARAM wParam, LPARAM lParam); int WINAPI wWinMain(HINSTANCE hInstance, HINSTANCE, PWSTR pCmdLine, int nCmdShow) { // Register the window class. const wchar_t CLASS_NAME[] = L"Sample Window Class"; WNDCLASS wc = { }; wc.lpfnWndProc = WindowProc; wc.hInstance = hInstance; wc.lpszClassName = CLASS_NAME; RegisterClass(&wc); // Create the window. HWND hwnd = CreateWindowEx( 0, // Optional window styles. CLASS_NAME, // Window class L"Learn to Program Windows", // Window text WS_OVERLAPPEDWINDOW, // Window style // Size and position CW_USEDEFAULT, CW_USEDEFAULT, CW_USEDEFAULT, CW_USEDEFAULT, NULL, // Parent window NULL, // Menu hInstance, // Instance handle NULL // Additional application data ); if (hwnd == NULL) { return 0; } ShowWindow(hwnd, nCmdShow); // Run the message loop. MSG msg = { }; while (GetMessage(&msg, NULL, 0, 0)) { TranslateMessage(&msg); DispatchMessage(&msg); } return 0; } LRESULT CALLBACK WindowProc(HWND hwnd, UINT uMsg, WPARAM wParam, LPARAM lParam) { switch (uMsg) { case WM_DESTROY: PostQuitMessage(0); return 0; case WM_PAINT: { PAINTSTRUCT ps; HDC hdc = BeginPaint(hwnd, &ps); FillRect(hdc, &ps.rcPaint, (HBRUSH) (COLOR_WINDOW+1)); EndPaint(hwnd, &ps); } return 0; } return DefWindowProc(hwnd, uMsg, wParam, lParam); } I mean, WTF? I can do the SAME thing with AutoIT by doing something like: MsgBox(0, "Learn to Program Windows") I dont see why they have to make everything so damn difficult. Ofcourse, the last time I coded C++ was Borland C++, and it was a DOS based app. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Well, seeing as a certian Deedy congratulator hasnt been banned, and the posts havnt been deleted... Id say they are taking the rest of the day off already! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Mine is only 9 letters... 3 of which are vowels Well at least its not something like Przemyslaw Konstantynpolitanczycki You went to school with my aunt? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Mine is only 9 letters... 3 of which are vowels "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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I've never heard any issues with girls doing it with a pole. Hi, I'm theonlyski and I'm a Pole. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Here is what you do: 1 Put the tunnel time in my name. 2 Watch me show you how to use it. 3 Use it when I get out. I wont even charge for the service. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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+1 Man, skymama must be out Drinking Some Wine "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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I REALLLY want to see the blooper reel of that competition... Me TOO! I'd be rollin' on the floor! Chuck Now for something not so totally different Got guys poles on your mind much tonight? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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When a married person has an affair with a single person
theonlyski replied to ZigZagMarquis's topic in The Bonfire
Separated means still married. I agree. However, separated and filed for divorce means they're just waiting for the legal waiting period to run out. Here in CA, it's six months, which is pretty short, but in some other states it can be two years. If someone's filed for divorce a year and a half previously, has been living apart the entire time, and is just waiting for it to be final, that's a different situation than someone who is on a "trial separation" and hasn't filed anything at all. It's a situation that requires careful evaluating, but I wouldn't rule it out completely. So at what point in the process do the lawyers get paid As a former practicing attorney, I'll tell you that many of them try to get paid up front, during, after and then try to bill long after if they think the client still has anything. It's one of the reasons I no longer practice. You are known by the company you keep. And yes, I've known of them trying to prey on their clients for sex as well. Well, maybe you should have stopped practicing and started DOING it. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Or, switch his with the potted dildo and ask him what the heck he's using as fertilizer. Make sure its a remote controlled (wireless) one... they go to touch it, hit the button/switch. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message