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  1. theonlyski
    It is also a commonly accepted practice to buy beers just before, during or quickly after the last load. You will end up getting more tips, tricks and info after the last load than you likely will during the day. Instructors, riggers, packers and pilots are sometimes too busy during the day to show you a new way to do that exit, teach you how to bag that canopy, or explain the weight balances of an aircraft. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  2. theonlyski
    Test jump? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. theonlyski
    Ha, thats exactly what I was talking about, but from experience, not finding it. Weird how they say the same thing I do. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  4. theonlyski
    Save me one, I need to get current in a couple months! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. theonlyski
    DPH's - Corsets Remster & Ryoder - Spandex Amstadler - Fishnets Skymama - Spanking paddles Shotgun - Bondage Banesanura - Latex and Leather Ladydyver - FMH's Bolas - Dildos and Thongs Deedy - Piercings and Accessories iluvtofly - Vibrating Panties "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  6. theonlyski
    Damn well better... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    Have him try it in another room. Sometimes you can get a remote jamming signal from a remote thats stuck in a couch and transmitting, it will confuse the IR sensor in the device, so when you do go to try to use it, it is too confused to do anything. If it were me, and I stated as is, no refunds, well... thats what ya get. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. theonlyski
    When people ask me why I skydive, I tell them "Most aviation fatalities occur on landing... Its safer if I skip that part." if by landing , you mean unsuccessful landing , you could say nearly all , otherwise the takeoff phase is statistically the most dangerous ! But, takeoff fatalities usually are from the plane hitting something (usually the ground)... so, I count those as landings. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. theonlyski
    Not done it at a boogie but on the way to one. My friends in the car not only watched, but one even insured I'd take the full blast by basically stomping on me. Sorta had to as I had failed to defuse it. I love my friends.
  10. theonlyski
    If you didnt THINK anyone was watching, would you 'jump on the grenade' at a boogie? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. theonlyski
    I told you, I am most likely NOT wearing the dress... I gave you the choice to talk it over with him. And I want to see about 3 dozen hot drunk single chicks at the wedding... cant always get whatcha want! Maybe not at the wedding, but he offered to invite a few of his hooker ex-girlfriends to the giant party we're having later. No worries, they are cheap. Hell the most recent hooker wants to be a "skydiver" so youre good to go! Ok, hes alright in my book... Just need to sell them on my mad skillz "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    I told you, I am most likely NOT wearing the dress... I gave you the choice to talk it over with him. And I want to see about 3 dozen hot drunk single chicks at the wedding... cant always get whatcha want! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    Here are some more definitions and a couple videos. They dont have the T1i listed, but you would probably get some good info out of watching the XSi videos. http://www.lbguides.com/glossary/index.html "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. theonlyski
    Im pretty sure Spaceland has a couple skyvans, and I THINK there is one at DeLand. There used to be some C-130 jumps till some people decided to get fussy and fucked it up for the rest of us. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  15. theonlyski
    I don't think he's my type. Billy: No, they didn't meet on here, they met (and get this) at the DZ! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    Id like to add that most gear thats good for a student/new jumper is going to be heavy, especially if yer walking across Asia with it. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  17. theonlyski
    It seems they're alot louder INSIDE them. Gotta wear ear plugs! They are a decent ride though, lots of floor bedspace. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. theonlyski
    Well, I was kinda the third to know about it. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. theonlyski
    Those words did come out of her moms mouth a few weeks ago come to think about it. I wouldn't argue with her, she has access to ALOT of firepower! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. theonlyski
    I hope not, he jumps too... Well then, right up until he gets her knocked-up... Any day now, statistically... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. theonlyski
    I hope not, he jumps too... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. theonlyski
    Her boyfriend just popped the question, shes engaged! (tear) they grow up so fast!
  23. theonlyski
    The Air Force Reserve has a bunch of em... they're pretty much civilians. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. theonlyski
    Nope, note the pilot chute trailing the canopy. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. theonlyski
    "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message