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  1. theonlyski
    Well, if I was a stalker, I would be stalking you... Or I could call you "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  2. theonlyski
    Welcome to the V3 side! Time to change that pic of yours now huh? I will, once I assemble and pack it. (Motivation for me to get my ass in gear and get my riggers ticket.) You can see it up the thread a little. BTW: I ended up getting the fancy new hardware because they were out of french hardware and *upgraded* me for free. I'll see how I like it. I hear good things about it. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. theonlyski
    When people ask me why I skydive, I tell them "Most aviation fatalities occur on landing... Its safer if I skip that part." "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  4. theonlyski
    She is a beauty, I'll give you that. However, if you piss her off, she will have no problems saying "fuck you" to your face. Atleast, thats what you thought she said. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. theonlyski
    You doing inside video or outside? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  6. theonlyski
    It started with "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre..." She complained it didn't fit on her screen. I assume she meant her blackberry. It was driving up batshit. I'm also guessing they locked that thread for wasting bandwidth instead of posting the complaint IN the offending thread. I did post in the thread to the OP to correct the problem and the OP ignored it. He's a damn Gator fan, wha'd ya expect? I mean, he can use a computer, what more do you want? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. theonlyski
    Damn, I didnt know they came out here, I woulda taken a truck to go see them. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. theonlyski
    If I get green stuff in a card from you people, it better be money. Okay, I can get some ragged out $1 bills and run them through the shredder just for you. Isnt that illegal? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. theonlyski
    How did you know? She can't sign worth a shit! Something gets lost in the translation... Not quite as funny. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  10. theonlyski
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBJUPTdCQl8 I know, Its a horrible translation. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. theonlyski
    "Never gonna let you go" Clicky "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. theonlyski
    I've been in finance for 10 years with HSBC, but I have no desire to suffer through the winters of New York. I seem to recall L3 having some openings in their finance department in Tampa. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  13. theonlyski
    The "ring cover" is called a mud flap. Have your name or license number embroidered on it during manufacture. Even if someone stole the rig and picked out the embroidery, it would still show due to differential fading of the fabric. You don't need those company logos anyway - why walk around advertising for them like a skydiving sandwich board? Thats why I didnt get any logos (besides the V-3 logo on the yoke) of my new rig. I didnt see an option to not have that one. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. theonlyski
    It all comes down to what a minor/major repair is. PD (reserve manual mind you) states: That classifies a seam repair as being major. But, since you're not required to keep documentation on main repairs... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  15. theonlyski
    FIFY "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. theonlyski

    Is this true

    theonlyski replied to Squeak's topic in The Bonfire

    I could see where it would happen. There is a HUGE church a little west of Little Rock (on I-40) that has massive crosses on the road before you get to it. At night, its the only thing around lit up. Kinda weird. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  17. theonlyski
    Wow... Get a BASE rig! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. theonlyski
    I guess you did not IIRC. I guess I RC'ed good enough. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. theonlyski
    Bet those were the nicest openings in your life! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. theonlyski
    ................................................................................. Were you referring to all the slow pedestrians in Vancouver? The pedestrians that WALK SLOWLY in front of moving motor vehicles? I swear that Vancouver pedestrians walk at half their normal pace in cross-walks! Same thing in Iraq, Houston and about everywhere I've lived. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. theonlyski
    She is. Any new gear I want to get I'll get from her, or Mike G at Chutingstar. Both of them have proven time and time again that they will go the extra mile. Used AAD's (especially Cypres2s) go like hotcakes. I knew she had them, but she hadnt posted them till just a few days ago, and they were gone fast. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. theonlyski
    It aint cheap. Glad I was on orders and pulling full per diem "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. theonlyski
    I've always said "It Pays to Advertise."
  24. theonlyski
    Here is a place that has lots of jumpers for all over Clicky "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. theonlyski
    IIRC the ZP of the canopy isnt from the coating, its the actual fabric. You cannot just spray more on. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message