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  1. theonlyski
    Easy killer... dont want to overload her all at once. Let me see if I can find my Apple IIe... would be great for video editing, any color you want, as long as its green. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    Shhhh - Don't tell anyone that the shells are removable. Is that anything like a detachable penis??? g I got mine back in the divorce.
  3. theonlyski
    I haven't done much video editing on it (aint got much to video around these parts) but for what Ive done with it, I havent had any issues. I have a dual core 2.4ghz intel processor. It can handle quite a bit. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    I have a Dell Studio 1555, dells have worked out great for me. All of their service manuals are online, so its REALLY easy to replace/upgrade anything you want. Prior to my studio, I had (still have) an Inspiron e1505. Its been to the middle east 5 times now, still works, just needs a new battery. (minus all the scratches and whatnot from being my primary computer for 4+ years) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    Shhhh - Don't tell anyone that the shells are removable. Is that anything like a detachable penis??? g I got mine back in the divorce.
  6. theonlyski
    Speaking of this DPH shit, you going to be at the farm for halloween? I apparently need some clevage to take a shot from. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    Canopy size

    theonlyski replied to godfrog's topic in The Bonfire

    +1 "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. theonlyski
    and then remove your foot surgically from his ass? Way to go docbutt "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. theonlyski
    I think we ALL know that Turtle is shithead......but I'm not so sure about myself being a shithead.....that's not very ladylike. Not shit like that kind of shit, more like cool shit. You can be the hot shit chick. Sweet!! Hot shit chick is MUCH better then being classified as a shithead along with Turtle. Maybe turtle should be 'Turtle shit', you will be 'Hot shit skootz' and I'll just be 'The shit'. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    I think we ALL know that Turtle is shithead......but I'm not so sure about myself being a shithead.....that's not very ladylike. Not shit like that kind of shit, more like cool shit. You can be the hot shit chick. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    Turtle and Skootz, I now honor you with the name 'shitheads' for keeping this thread going in my absence. Billy, you're going to have to up your game to be considered a 'shithead'. You have potential, but you gotta show us you mean it. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. theonlyski
    What ever. I guess I should have applied for my damn gold wings 5 jumps earlier then. I hope you don't ask that guy on your bigway jump when he says "Yeah, I got my gold wings." I still say a freefall, where you have to deploy your own chute, means more than a static line. This sport started going downhill when they began calling RW "Formation Skydiving." WTH. Why not just call Polo "Croquet on Horseback"? Error in your logic, I don't think I will ever be on a bigway I do deploy my parachute on a static line. Me exiting the aircraft activates the parachute. Don't the requirements for B-C licenses require so many hours of freefall? How many A-License holders get invited to a bigway? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    According to the application for the wings, its 1000 jumps, not 1000 freefalls. That being said, you're damn right I want someone with 1000 military static lines getting an award! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    I like my Flex-Z's... they aint popular, but they wont break! That being said, I do have some new liquid eyewear glasses that I plan on jumping. Far better than my gatorz "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    I disagree. I think it shows the necessary evil which most americans don't believe in. Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do, no matter what the 'sheep' of the country think. Is one.............. ahh, fuck it, not getting this moved to SC "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. theonlyski
    [Recording] The ladies of DZ.COM are not in at the moment. They are all over at Shah's house trying to get into a size 8 party dress to find out which one can swoon over him this week. Your post is very important to them, so, please leave your message at the tone.[/Recording] BEEP You said 'tone' but went 'beep.' So is it 'at the sound of the tone', 'at the sound of the beep', or neither? Geez you're one confusing turtle ya know that??? A beep is a tone, however a tone isn't always a beep. Oh is that so, wise one? Yes young grasshopper. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  17. theonlyski
    Yup, no AAD's for those reserves. There are steerable rounds in common use for many units as well. They don't teach (or emphasize) a landing pattern with them though. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. theonlyski
    Maybe you should petition the USPA to change their definition of skydive To something requiring X seconds of freefall... but then you screw over the students who do SL progression. Not to even start about the freefall vs drougefall "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    Email I recieved from Jim Crouch: ETA: I would have figured people would be more upset about them being used for B and C licenses. Whats a couple dozen static lines going to hurt someone with 400+ freefall jumps? You still need the required freefall time for the other licenses. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    +1 for me too. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. theonlyski
    In the US Military, you have to go through static line (BAC) before you can go to HALO (MFF). Military static line training doesn't do a whole lot as far as freefall training, but the safety awareness is second to none. Not to mention the endless days of PLFs "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. theonlyski
    They count towards total jump numbers and B-D license jump number requirements. This is suppossed to be fixed in the new SIM that should be getting published soon. (S/L night jumps don't count for your required 2 for the D... but if you're HALO, you probably have them anyways) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. theonlyski
    Animal torture is illegal isn't it? So they're criminals prior to adulthood. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. theonlyski
    I never said you DID start this shit. Billy can't handle this shit. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. theonlyski

    Kicked out?

    theonlyski replied to Galenis's topic in The Bonfire

    I was once kicked out of a VFW for being too drunk. Woke up thinking I forgot to pay my tab, nope... had the card and reciept in my pocket. I blame them, free beer from the kegs, and I still spent $100 at the bar. LONG night! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message