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Thats what she said... Only until that stuff kicked in. Shhh, just go with it... don't fight it. Sign this agreement to have consentual sex please. Please don't start that shit again. Cut that shit out, you started it last time... don't start it again! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

skymama can have that old shell... We still on for when hell freezes over? We had a date? Yes, you were going to welcome me home properly. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

skymama can have that old shell... We still on for when hell freezes over? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Sure! You can get me a beer and a sammich anytime! Give me a time and place... But post it - I'll be there too! Her Hotness replied to ME - Fucker - BACK OFF! Why would she want the old cow and not the young bull? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Sure! You can get me a beer and a sammich anytime! Give me a time and place... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Well, now that I'm taken care of, what are you going to have? Is that an open offer? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Well, you shoulda sent me cookies for my silence. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Thats what she said... Only until that stuff kicked in. Shhh, just go with it... don't fight it. Sign this agreement to have consentual sex please. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Thats what she said... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

I have never intentionally stayed at a seedy motel... that is not to say that I didn't wake up in a few. With a sore ass? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

If only that were true! No kidding, I was going to say, that was not the kind of marriage that I was in. You mean my fiance will stop putting out once we get married??? Shit. This isnt cool. Wedding cake, the #1 killer of sexual appetite... Are you calling me fat? If the size 20 fits . . . Now Shah won't hit on her... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

I mean, if she really wants to see what she looks like while getting the job done... She could install a camera over the oven. skymama - dont kill me. Sink. There is a better chance she will be wet. But shes going to be hotter slaving away on dinner... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

I mean, if she really wants to see what she looks like while getting the job done... She could install a camera/mirror over the oven. skymama - dont kill me. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Good guess! You guys are funny, you're talking about me like I'm not even here! We knew you were watching. It's all in good fun. Kinda nice to turn the tables every now and then and let her watch for a change. Thats why there is the mirror on the ceiling right? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Dolphin Hotel, room 1408. You'll think you're on LSD "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Funny you should say that... that was her idea! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

FIFY If I had it, I would give it to him. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Before and after pics of chicks that got married. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

If you aren't already, that is... Well considering Ive seen my GYN about 27 times in the last three weeks, Im pretty sure I would know if Im preggers by now... Gimme two weeks and I'll let you know if we've got a baby Stalder on the way. Princess is letting you keep your name? Well... no... but itll be a stalder baby until we set a damn date. Jeez louise this wedding crap is absolutely ridiculous. HOW in the world to ladies plan a weddding for 1-3 years?!! I mean really, I would like to know.... Yall need to have a good old fashion Alabama wedding... Requires a couple dozen cases of PBR or Budweiser, a shotgun (which, I believe yall already have) and a drunk hillbilly named bubba to do the ceremony. And if they are worried about a mini princess, there may well be a few shotguns present as well. Rather have a whole bunch of shotguns than a whole bunch of rusty coathangers. They will mess up all the suits! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Hes just trying to get you to come out of your shell... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Did he start batting for the other team? Or did he just go blind? I never understand that... some HOT chicks out there got husbands that completely just ignore them. The worst ones are the guys that play WoW... I know of women who would get naked and go sit on their husbands lap, or start giving him head, only for him to tell her to stop so he can play. I don't see it... If a chick gets on my lap naked, I don't remember what my computer looks like. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

I'm in! haha. Step one: Make sure your landing gear is deployed. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

I got a pickup truck and a tent to go in the bed... Mobile hotel that I never have to worry about. I have room for one or two guests... let me know if you need a place to crash ETA: the bed vibrates, for her pleasure. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

If you aren't already, that is... Well considering Ive seen my GYN about 27 times in the last three weeks, Im pretty sure I would know if Im preggers by now... Gimme two weeks and I'll let you know if we've got a baby Stalder on the way. Princess is letting you keep your name? Well... no... but itll be a stalder baby until we set a damn date. Jeez louise this wedding crap is absolutely ridiculous. HOW in the world to ladies plan a weddding for 1-3 years?!! I mean really, I would like to know.... Yall need to have a good old fashion Alabama wedding... Requires a couple dozen cases of PBR or Budweiser, a shotgun (which, I believe yall already have) and a drunk hillbilly named bubba to do the ceremony. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

That should be entertaining... THAT is AWFUL. I dont stay in hotels unless I absolutely have to... I really get creeped out... Gonna reserve you a honeymoon sweet at a hotel that doesn't have a toilet lid. That is cruel. Have a pre-flush checklist. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message