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  1. theonlyski
    Is that what you have to tell her? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  2. theonlyski
    Sgt. Airborne....you are a liar liar pants on fire!!! I remember 1st day of jump school and the Ft. Benning team was jumping into the Tower field for practice. Of course we all looked up to watch. Then ended up beating or boots for about 45 minutes while the Marines in the class had to sing From the Halls of Monetzuma. My favorite experience had to do with me going to Tattoo Tommy's and getting my airborne tat about 3 days before graduation. One of my black hats walked in while I was getting it. He smile and laughed under his breathe. Next day was saturday (or graduation was pushed back do to a fatality). Lets just say I was really tired by noon and sore all over the next day. We had a guy get his wings tattooed around the end of tower week... Had he not broken an ankle, it may have worked out in his favor. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. theonlyski
    So billyv doesnt have one? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  4. theonlyski
    "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. theonlyski
    Yeah, but without a standard measuring scale, it really wont help. Just like canopies. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  6. theonlyski
    Better make sure that thing isnt cold... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. theonlyski
    It's the only thing better than the real me. I'm just wondering what chick likes it so rough that her toys need to be made of titanium to withstand the abuse??? It's classified. So then tell me, I've got the clearance. PM sent.
  8. theonlyski
    It's the only thing better than the real me. I'm just wondering what chick likes it so rough that her toys need to be made of titanium to withstand the abuse??? It's classified. So then tell me, I've got the clearance. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. theonlyski
    You got holidays off? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  10. theonlyski
    I've done a minimum of 84 a week for the past 6 months. I don't recommend it. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. theonlyski
    Times have changed... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. theonlyski
    The hooks are covered by fabric ... there are no snag points, but appreciate your concerns
  13. theonlyski
    Nice! Gonna climb like a scalded cat! How soon before new weight and balance? COOL!!! WE GET TO SCALD CATS DURING FLIGHT TEST OF JRs PT6-20 206!!! SIGN ME UP!!!! But seriously... Jr, I'm kinda surprised to see there's nothing tying the upper and lower reinforcement doublers together. Obviously not necessary ??? , but how did y'all come up with "how much" reinforcement was necessary? Just needs some duct tape... that'll hold that engine on there! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. theonlyski
    The hooks are covered by fabric ... there are no snag points, but appreciate your concerns
  15. theonlyski
    oh yah- Shah- don't look. I am a size 8. Would not want to offend To hell with Shah. Marry me!!! Where's my ring!?!?! Hahaha How many carrots would you preffere? I'm not a rabbit!!!! Not carats. Just a black, titanium band. Kthnx. A skydiver that actually wants titanium? Atleast her landings are getting better... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. theonlyski
    Yeah, I have similar corsets. Ok, thanks for the reply, Olympia! You'd better make it to Chicks Rock, girl...
  17. theonlyski
    Thanks "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. theonlyski
    Just quoting you "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. theonlyski
    No you're not! Even as loaded on psycho punch as I was, I quite clearly remember how much you enjoyed taking the jello shot from my cleavage (and the handfulls you grabbed) and the lap dace I gave you. What boogie was this again? I'll have to mark it on my leave request. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. theonlyski
    For whatever reason- it is so much better when a girl says it! Thanks- but I wish they were smaller. (yes- those are 100 percent mine) I wish I had boobies like that... I love mine to death, but they arent really motorboatable, unless you like a face full of rib cage Her boobs on your body... That would look a bit odd, dontchathink? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. theonlyski
    For whatever reason- it is so much better when a girl says it! Thanks- but I wish they were smaller. (yes- those are 100 percent mine) I offered to hold them whenever you wanted. soooo helpful I'm a helpful guy. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. theonlyski
    Think you can hold a jello shot inbetween the girls during freefall? I know I am talented enough to do that....but will you be talented enough with your tongue?? Got 60 seconds to find out... if you're up for it. Hmmm...sounds like an interesting challenge. Do you think you could impress me enough? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. theonlyski
    For whatever reason- it is so much better when a girl says it! Thanks- but I wish they were smaller. (yes- those are 100 percent mine) I offered to hold them whenever you wanted. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. theonlyski
    So, uhh... on behalf of all the guys on dz.com... How YOU doin? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. theonlyski
    Think you can hold a jello shot inbetween the girls during freefall? I know I am talented enough to do that....but will you be talented enough with your tongue?? Got 60 seconds to find out... if you're up for it. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message