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  1. theonlyski
    Think you can hold a jello shot inbetween the girls during freefall? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    That's awesome! This will be a blast!
  3. theonlyski
    That's awesome! This will be a blast!
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    The steel fasteners are in the front of my corset. How would they catch a line? If that is possible, then I would already be in pretty damned horrible shape overall. Same reason you shouldn't wear open hook boots during a jump (and arent allowed to for military jumps)... shit happens "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    There is supposed to be a helicopter on Sunday, but I don't think it's confirmed.
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    Wot 'appened to scuba guy? He's not a booty call!!! You're right... 'Dive Buddy' sounds SO much better. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    Might not want to wear much metal, and some THICK rubber sole boots. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    I know you are just trying to mess with us and I will not click your link....... VOTE VOTE VOTE! I sill wont click on your link.... +1 Turtle posting a tinyurl... smells fishy. Probably a rickroll or something. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    Everybody was drunk, broke & all dressed up? And somewhere under the bleachers in the gym, some chick got knocked up. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    Make sure she tells everyone at jumpschool shes a skydiver. Special treatment in the DFAC and you get to skip all the PLFs and such! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. theonlyski
    Ms Cleo? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. theonlyski
    Remember: if the interviewer has a video camera and asks you to pose... My name is Robert, dont get it wrong! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    Is that one of the machines they use on cruise ships to clean the smoking suites to non-smoking suites between guests? I've never been on a cruise but my ex-inlaws are avid cruisers and huge no smoke smell freaks (like me). They swear whatever they do totally works. Good luck!!! They sink the ship, washes out everything, then they remove the water and replace it with air to get it back up. I figured a diver would know that. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    A byte and a half? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    At age 64, Stallone is still doing his own stunts. however, in this movie, in a wrestling scene with Steve Austin, broke his neck and has had four surgeries since the movie. Vows to not do stunts anymore. http://www.worstpreviews.com/headline.php?id=18299 I could see how that would happen... Damn good movie though... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    If all goes well, I'll see you there! Im waiting to be sure on the dates, but if it meshes up with what I can do, I'll be there. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    Because she is my favorite PMM. For having a shitty attitude and getting my thread locked. For not understanding the Turtle bitchslap pecking order! g I will not ban GIA!! But I will reban that damn turtle "Because he lives too far away for for her to bitchslap him on a daily basis." [/sly] For promising cookies for OVER a year and still never making or sending them! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    Because she is my favorite PMM. For having a shitty attitude and getting my thread locked. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. theonlyski
    You think thats bad, the army is horrible! Every shot, follow up, missed appointment is passed down your chain of command for everyone who wants to see it. Not to mention govt credit cards, they publish the list of who owes what on them. I got an AAM dissapproved because I had a $20 balance on mine (and was in Lebanon... where I'm required to use it) Needless to say, I NEVER use that card unless I just cannot possibly avoid it. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    Just out of curiosity, how exactly do they have a leg to stand on? The scores are public knowledge at CSC right? This is like (from what I could tell) someone posting a personal page tracking NFL scores. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. theonlyski

    One word

    theonlyski replied to skymama's topic in The Bonfire

    Optomistic
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    Shes probably going to want to get the hell away from base, I know I sure as hell did... and we didn't get the night off, we just had the day. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    Like January 5th, at noon will be the best moment of my life. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. theonlyski
    Seriously, I think you would have said it... and its in NJ "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. theonlyski
    Here is another one. Also, these: Or accomplish the mission and unnecessarily fuck the soldiers. No, its quite alright to take my spot on the early bird, I mean, I know you came over a couple months late and all, but I really didn't have any plans. Or, just have someone else send them the email stating that they are getting stuck, and their replacement isn't going to sign for the equiptment like was promised. Fuck this place, fuck these people, fuck this job, fuck this unit. BOHICA "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message