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Awww, hes growing on you... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

But they have to pay. Giggity giggity Damn, beat me to it... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

[Recording] The ladies of DZ.COM are not in at the moment. They are all over at Shah's house trying to get into a size 8 party dress to find out which one can swoon over him this week. Your post is very important to them, so, please leave your message at the tone.[/Recording] BEEP You said 'tone' but went 'beep.' So is it 'at the sound of the tone', 'at the sound of the beep', or neither? Geez you're one confusing turtle ya know that??? A beep is a tone, however a tone isn't always a beep. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

I went to a course that among other things taught us how to perform a TVI (aka PIT) So, we got to practice them on real cars. Well, fast forward a few weeks, we're bored (totally sober) and go hang out at a put-put place that has go-karts... We were asked to leave and never return after about the 3rd or 4th lap of us spinning each other out. Dont see what the problem was, we recovered the cars ourself and did no damage to them. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

You're a pretty straight-up guy. What did you get banned for? Telling it like it is? Happy Birthday Deedy!! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Have you thought of writing an instructional book? It could be a video - "how to" Maybe she will hold a 2 day workshop? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Having recieved something thats 16 times hotter to my face/eye/mouth... I don't think 500k would do too much damage unless you had some pre-existing condition. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Mmm peanut butter crackers.... Just put on there 'Snacks' or 'Crackers' or 'Chips' They're more worried about the things that aren't already packaged. They rarely ever even look in the box, I know there are plenty of things prohibited, but I've seen about half of them make it here without being checked. The big ones are no alcohol or porn mags... however, DVDs or Movies... well They're not too bad about it for the most part, they got alot of mail to process. Now, Qatar... those guys will straight up arrest you for porn when you go through customs... Not that I was witness "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Lines generally straight, slider generally up... it WANTS to open. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

09342 Having the right zip code sure does help! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Not if some shitheads keep up this bullshit! Cut that shit out billy "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Shit... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Then why ask him to put up a picture? Typical woman. You remember back in grade school...the little girl that was always hitting the little boy, acting like she was mad at him, but in reality she had a crush on him? That is Kmills and Shah. Don't forget Lucky . . . That's fucked up. Watch out, LisaH might try to fight you for him... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

If you meant moooo-peds, I think you're talking about lisah "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Looks like 4 cases to me... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Shove my dick into the ear of all extremists .... and try to fuck some sense into them. It fits in their ear? I wouldn't tell anyone that... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Who shit himself? You? The bird? The bird - the cat scared the shit out of him. Why'd the cat want the birds shit? The birds shit brings all the cats to the yard, and they're like, its better than yours, damn right its better than yours, It can teach you, but It has to charge. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Found this one (I only say this because I am trying to watch Quades Blod Pressure for him.) A little bird was flying south for the winter. It got so cold it froze up and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As it lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the little bird singing, and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out-and then ate him. The morals of the story are: 1. Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy. 2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. 3. When you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut! That bird musta tasted like shit! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

I am on facebook most of the day, however, I don't post updates very often, maybe once a week. I also have ALOT of apps blocked (fuck you farmville!) so its not too bad. It gets really annoying when you have a dozen or so posts from one app and one person to read through. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

I could set one up that doesn't detonate until its disturbed... but throwing it out of a car while in motion... that would be tricky. Could they have some sort of barrier inside that the drano would eventually eat through and expose the foil after the placement? (ie, a condom, water balloon or such) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

While true, it's also something that ought to be perfectly obvious to anyone approaching it. The bottles will not look "normal" and will be capped. You're grossly overestimating the intelligence of many people. I know many people who would never think that bottle in their yard is going to blow up, even if it looks deformed. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

I aint afraid to talk shit. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Shit happens... if you aren't atleast a little bit injured after sex, you could do better Or he could. Shitty thing to say, but it's true. Turtle....never I thought I'd say this....but you are my hero for that comment! Now back to the shit-fest! Shit, Everyone says it at one time or another. So why did we even start all this shitty talk? Lucky started it. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Never had that. You are totally missing out.....well I don't know what it feels like....but I totally love giving. I'll admit I get pretty turn on hoping someone sees it. I could imagine it would be very difficult to pull off in my truck (2003 silverado) because of the center console. Maybe one of these days when I have a rental to drive, I'll find someone willing to welcome me into the club. From what I've heard it takes some concentration the first time....but it gets easier and easier each time.......or that's just what I've been told in hopes of getting road head more often. So... How YOU doin? Hahahha....I'm doing pretty darn excellent. How about you? Could be better "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Never had that. You are totally missing out.....well I don't know what it feels like....but I totally love giving. I'll admit I get pretty turn on hoping someone sees it. I could imagine it would be very difficult to pull off in my truck (2003 silverado) because of the center console. Maybe one of these days when I have a rental to drive, I'll find someone willing to welcome me into the club. From what I've heard it takes some concentration the first time....but it gets easier and easier each time.......or that's just what I've been told in hopes of getting road head more often. So... How YOU doin? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message