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  1. theonlyski
    Heard this song while I was in Beirut... Think it would do him some good to listen. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDSK91mUNLU "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  2. theonlyski
    You want in on this shit? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. theonlyski
    Simple. 1) Those with an education on average tend to be professionals and have regular schedules and thus have weekends off and can go on vacations. 2) I'm not paying for anyone's education ever again. My x wife was going to school at night. I covered the bills as well as kept the house clean and life in order. I did it because I loved her and thought the world of her. But it was a very stressful situation. Also she worked at a bank and would work 6 days a week. Thus we could never enjoy any time together or go on any vacations, which over time became a serious issue. Thus; size 8 (medium) and under, for that's what turns me on and an education so that we can hopefully spend time together. If you find fault with this, I'm sorry that's your problem not mine. Yeah, you already got yours. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  4. theonlyski
    They don't work well as umbrellas though, gotta remember, you're going forward. I normally would pull my goggles down once I was open, nope, kept them on and had to wipe them the whole canopy ride. Good thing I landed as close to the packing tent as they allowed us to. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. theonlyski
    My theory is, if she doesn't charge double shes just right! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  6. theonlyski
    No self respecting skydiver would cave into that. They might if the forecast was 100% rain. Like those weather men know what they're talking about. I have never seen a dropzone with clouds over it . . . I have seen some haze and polution, but never clouds. I'll never jump in rain again. Well, maybe with a full face and some thick clothing. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. theonlyski
    No Shit! First time I ever got Ambien I went to sleep in my bed and woke up on the floor in front of my couch. Thank God I didnt drive a car or go outside naked I hope. I got some restoril because the ambien wasn't working. You take it and 12 hours later you wake up... even if you didn't sleep the whole 12 hours, you've got no clue what the hell went on. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. theonlyski
    Blame lucky, she started this shit. Don't blame me. I don't know shit from shinola. Don't start shit you can't finish. Why not - that's why God gave us the sphinkter muscle. Even that can't stop some shit from getting out. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. theonlyski
    Welcome to our world. Any guy want to touch this one ? Yeah girls, you know how some times you accuse us guys of being blind and not seeing obvious signals? Well you girls are no better at reading our signals. I know this one engineering chick I know, smart girl...and actually a size 8, was dating this guy while friends with Mr. Right. She was super friends with Mr. Right and then went off and married the guy she was dating.......yeah! 5 years later she is divorcing Mr. Wrong wondering where Mr. Right is or was. Well sadly Mr. Right became a broken man after trying for so long and finally married the bitchiest woman I have ever seen. They both loose. We know. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  10. theonlyski
    iPhone OS "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. theonlyski
    No self respecting skydiver would cave into that. They might if the forecast was 100% rain. Like those weather men know what they're talking about. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. theonlyski
    They give out motrin 800s like fucking candy. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  13. theonlyski
    Blame lucky, she started this shit. Don't blame me. I don't know shit from shinola. Don't start shit you can't finish. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. theonlyski
    Well then take two and call me in the morning. You're only suppossed to play doctor with chicks, man.. I know you have been in the military for a while now, but i din't think your definition of a "chick" would change so drastically. How many dudes do you know named Cyndi? My bad, thought you were replying to kash "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  15. theonlyski
    No self respecting skydiver would cave into that. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. theonlyski
    Must be nice to be in the military in this regard. You get all the strongest shit! Hell yeah! Only wish the doctors would know what the side effects to some of them are! PS - Nataly, its not healthy to sleep 2 hours a day, your body needs that rest time to recover and rebuild. Trust me, its totally not worth the extra 6 hours or so you gain. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  17. theonlyski
    +1 Most CC companies will let you consolidate debts from other companies onto one card (find the one with the lowest interest rate) and pay it off. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. theonlyski
    Atarax, that shit will put you right out... I have to cut a 25mg tablet into 3's or I will sleep for more than 12 hours. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. theonlyski
    Blame lucky, she started this shit. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. theonlyski
    Well then take two and call me in the morning. You're only suppossed to play doctor with chicks, man.. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. theonlyski
    Add more peppers. Some shit happened while we were sleeping. Looks like some shit got deleted. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. theonlyski
    Aint you got a woman to bring them to ya? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. theonlyski
    I was just hoping... Plus I wonder how much PLF training occured.... that landing... Atleast he rotated his lower body... a little. His feet were *almost* together and well his knees... Fucckkkkkkkkk that shit. I'll never jump a round! You pussy I could train ya right.... I mean if I could teach USAF pilots how to do it.... yall should be a breeze I had the Army teach me how to jump a round. Hell, get paid extra for it! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. theonlyski
    So, if I were to use this free download without buying the whole set of songs, would that be wrong? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. theonlyski
    Yeah - I never got to the beach - but looking from on top of the roofs there and across the city and out to the ocean - Damn - but that was back when I was still in my teens and didn't know enough to really appreciate it.