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Everything posted by theonlyski
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Quitcher bitchin! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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DZ Manifesting/Tracking software
theonlyski replied to Gators1240's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Hardest part about programming... figuring out WHAT you want it to do. Second hardest part... making the computer understand your intent "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
i'm the base of base 10 the base of binary is a real zero back to the bug , the old commodore 64 ? Nope, 65536 is actually 0 through 65535... if that helps any "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Forced air is something like supercharger or turbo chargers, that actually pump air into your intake. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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STILL won't be as akward as last year! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Ram air is generally for forcing air into your intake (think hood scoops that are actually ramming air into your intake) Cold air (CAI) is for something thats pulling the air from outside the engine compartment. Some people call the warm air intakes cold air, but it really should be either warm or cooler air (cause its cooler than the temp in the engine compartment). "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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"One Dirty Halloween" on the Farm 2010
theonlyski replied to AndyU's topic in Events & Places to Jump
If all goes well, I will be spending about a week out there learnin how to do that riggin voodoo! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
FXC12000 plastic bag activation trick?
theonlyski replied to councilman24's topic in Gear and Rigging
Got an air compressor? Try the thing where you seal off the 2 brass nozzles and just hit the third with the air from an air compressor... sounds like it should work the same? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Is belly flying still viable?
theonlyski replied to Airviking's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Just make sure they're small rocks... don't wanna knock the old timers out. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
There is no statuate of limitations on Pie. Bring it on! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Dirty Pirate Hookers are here! Come join us!
theonlyski replied to k-dubjumps's topic in The Bonfire
So whats your waist size gonna be with the corset on? 18"? I have no idea, but they only had one that fit me, and it was the most revealing one... Im still not sure Im prepared to go out in public in it Sissy. You could atleast post pics of you in it. Exactly! Cheach did... CHeach has nicer boobies than I do! We won't know unless you post. +1 "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Someone call me? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Hit your head one too many times? Explains alot. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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I didn't get pied for my 100th... but others at the DZ do. Maybe its just cause I kept my mouth shut! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Thats such a great number. 01111111.00000000.00000000.00000001 Theres no place like it. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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I thought I recognized it..... you couldn't see what a mess it was from the ground! Always wondered how they got him down... Gravity. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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"One Dirty Halloween" on the Farm 2010
theonlyski replied to AndyU's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Kinda like, "We can't fly because of a volcanic ash warning." ...when the bird is nearly a thousand miles away, nowhere down wind of the volcano and the beach/ bars are 15 min away! That was their excuse LAST deployment when they wanted to drag their asses to come get us. My last rotation (one prior to this one) the plane 'broke down' in Spangdahlem, every day we had to check out of the on post lodging, make our way down to the PAX terminal, wait there for a few hours, only to be told we're not flying. We thought something was up with the plane... until we went to the bowling alley for food one day and there was our air crew, getting SMASHED. We asked if we were going to be flying the next day, they said "Naw, we're renting a car and driving to Belgium" It was a national guard air crew, doing their 2 weeks a year time, and they burned an entire week of it, getting fucked up in Germany. Normally I wouldn't complain, but we were under strict orders to not consume any alcohol and we couldn't really go anywhere due to other reasons. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
"One Dirty Halloween" on the Farm 2010
theonlyski replied to AndyU's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Couldn't be much force applied could it? You volunteered, right? I'm in the Army, the Air Force bird has been 'broken down' in Germany for a week... during October... Anyone thats been in the military more than 5 minutes knows what that means. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
IIRC there was a Pegasus 7-cell lopo canopy too. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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"One Dirty Halloween" on the Farm 2010
theonlyski replied to AndyU's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Never fear. We'll fix you right up! Looks like I'm going to have to scratch this one guys... fucking (ch)Air Force! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Crap, am I really supposed to be paying attention to what those coaches are doing? I think it means that a coach works under the supervision of an instructor just like a packer works under the supervision of a rigger. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Har hats hold the cameras and electro gizmos ya NEED to jump these dayz! ~I wore a frap hat for everything except demos up until a few years ago, got popped in the melon pretty good so I decided a hard hat was cheaper than an AAD. I noticed you strapped one of those cameras to your hard helmet too... You sure you're safe flying that thing? I've seen the video! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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You can do coach jumps, with a coach, who works under the supervision of an instructor. The instructor signs you off, but you can jump with the coach. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Didn't know you were allowed to put anything other than a round in the PEPs "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message