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  1. theonlyski
    No, Afghanistan is a country, not work. Keep safe man! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  2. theonlyski
    So, our steerable SF-10A's just come straight down? Ya do know on a round you can still do one or two riser slips, and can really haul some ass with them sometimes (hey, shorter walk back to the t/i area for me ) Just cause they're spec-ops doesn't mean shit about jumping squares... usually one out of about 10 get to go to MFF. You wanna jump a T-10 type at 300'? Let me know how that works out for ya.... Sure, It'll probably open in time, but that landing is gonna suckkkkkkkkkkkkkk "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. theonlyski
    Am I the only one that wants to see the video of a spring loaded PC to his face? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  4. theonlyski
    Optimums have a higher resale value because they cost more... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. theonlyski
    ok Your persona reminds me of mr Buzz killington! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcyiskNIiBI ok +1 "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  6. theonlyski
    Would you prefer that idiots like this are the ones making/handling your food, maintaning your car, or being in public works? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. theonlyski
    Where do you think he got the shredder? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. theonlyski
    What? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. theonlyski
    If you can get them in your own mouth? Is that what you mean? What.. you can't lick your own nipple???? NO! Lame. Damn these itty bitty titties. And I missed it too. Bummer. Some times.. they do seem to grow up all at once once you get preggers And according to Turtle, I'm having TWINS! Wait, you're knocked up?? No. In no form or fashion am I knocked up. Well, the odds are stacking against you See ya tomorrow! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  10. theonlyski
    I DO! I DO! Hmm... wonder if I could steal her bra "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. theonlyski
    Clicky That the manual you're refering to? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. theonlyski
    Just watched it today, sure, I may have missed a few of the movies, but this one sure did take the cake for being pretty boring... Like it was mentioned before - you pretty much have to be a fan to enjoy this movie. You would have had to have at least watched the movies if not that and read the books. I have watched most of them, (I think I might have missed the last two) But then again, I'm not a huge fan, nor do I read the books, so maybe thats it... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  13. theonlyski
    Just watched it today, sure, I may have missed a few of the movies, but this one sure did take the cake for being pretty boring... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. theonlyski
    yes.....the don It's me again!
  15. theonlyski
    Really wish the Army woulda taken that up... only 2.5 hours on the SLT woulda been nice. Ofcourse, now, I hope they make it longer... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. theonlyski
    I cant keep those in the house. There is a 9yr old who will take a bag and eat it in a blink of an eye.. Sure... blame the 9 year old... Running out of excuses for not sending my cookies! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  17. theonlyski
    So if you're wearing lipstick, I'm to assume kissing you is going to be like kissing a fish. Think you're getting that far with her? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. theonlyski
    FORMER Al Gore?? Whos he now?? Mythbusters seezed with their eyes open "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. theonlyski
    All of that is completely offset by the fact that there is only one duck in the LZ. It's the other jumpers DUCKS that will kill you. FIFY "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. theonlyski
    It has been about 20 minutes since my last post so I am checking in. Yeah, it was touch and go... we didn't know if you were coming back to us... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. theonlyski
    Because wireless communication systems are generally not allowed by SOCOM without some sort of encryption system. Thanks. So I guess I'm stuck getting the stupid USB headset. Hey, it adds to the experience, atleast you don't have to lug around an MBITR, body armor, MICH, Peltors, PVS-7, ammo, guns, aid kit or any of that fun stuff. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. theonlyski

    Waaaaaaaaa!

    theonlyski replied to Nutz's topic in The Bonfire

    I know a good computer guy who will work for cookies... Well, so far hes been working for free... These better be some damn good 'cookies' Well - you know her, and her Code Words . . . Could ve Berry intel-esting Bewy true! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. theonlyski
    I know it can be sad to be away from your Unit in Iraq . . So I found this for you - it should ease your tension. Real creative... I thought you were better than stealing ideas? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. theonlyski

    Waaaaaaaaa!

    theonlyski replied to Nutz's topic in The Bonfire

    I know a good computer guy who will work for cookies... Well, so far hes been working for free... These better be some damn good 'cookies' "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. theonlyski
    Seeing your recent posts in the harry potter direction... Clicky for Turtle "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message