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  1. theonlyski
    Where the hell have you been? Shes posted a pic of her in her corset too... Maybe they, I mean she, can come to Fitzgerald. Right now they're bundled up in Oklahoma Life isn't fair. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  2. theonlyski
    Apparently not enough people were changing their batteries every year, so now they mandate that the batteries need to be changed every repack... Like thats going to stop the guys who weren't changing them every year... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. theonlyski
    This one sounds hilarious to watch, Probably not quite as fun as watching drunk blindfolded packjob races. Of which you can only claim victory if you jump it the next day. It wasn't their rigs They did leave a note on them though... which was probably funnier than watching them get packed. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  4. theonlyski
    I'd agree. I think maybe some rigger thought that the Seal would stay in place better that way... (Well, I guess they were right about that..) Seals aren't hard to place... its harder to press the seal than it is to place it. I dont know how the hell he would have passed the seal thread through the closing loop without some sort of needle... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. theonlyski
    Where the hell have you been? Shes posted a pic of her in her corset too... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  6. theonlyski
    I don't see how that could have been accidently passed through the closing loop... you would have to try to put it through there. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. theonlyski
    This one sounds hilarious to watch, Probably not quite as fun as watching drunk blindfolded packjob races. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. theonlyski
    I just picked up a year old Argus (DOM 12/09) for $750 shipped. The service is every four years (can be done at places like chutingstar) and costs ~$120... It has no set service lifetime, and I can change the batteries myself every year (common batteries that every walmart stocks) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. theonlyski
    I will agree if you put cheese, chili, sour cream and bacon bits on top. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  10. theonlyski
    Packer building? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. theonlyski
    +1, shoot him an email, hes always been quck to reply to any of the little minor questions I've asked him. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. theonlyski
    Don't worry he showed me that he has a pic of turtle on his phone Why would you want to see a pic he has of Turtle? I won't even ASK what Turtle was doing in the pic. You didn't say you didn't want to know, just that you wouldn't ask... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  13. theonlyski
    I just returned from my 3rd deployment, 5th overseas 'trip' and I didn't fucking know we got post deployment comp time. It took me going to the ETS Finance brief to learn that... The way I add it up, the army still owes me 4 more weeks of it... I'm not going to hold my breath on it though "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. theonlyski
    Dear Lord, I had to negotiate and finagle to get from 2 weeks to 3 weeks per year. Us military types only get 2 weeks per year (at least the AF does anyway). He's been saving for a while, and appears to be sitting on a healthy balance of use-or-lose leave. Yall only get 2 weeks a year? I coulda sworn all of the military got 2.5 days a month... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  15. theonlyski
    Dear Lord, I had to negotiate and finagle to get from 2 weeks to 3 weeks per year. Thats 2 years of leave (61 days), plus 12 days of administrative comp leave. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. theonlyski
    I start terminal leave (separating from the army) december 26th... 73 days of paid vacation coming up! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  17. theonlyski
    Ahh, the good old days. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. theonlyski
    Key word there... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. theonlyski
    Keep in mind, it might be cheaper to go thru UPT. They're now using a spectra ripcord assembly which uses cheaper hardware than the steel cable that all the others (that I've seen) use. The cable doesn't have much play on my V3, so I would definatly have them look up the order form measurements and ensure you get the right length. Also, check the Velcro fastener (move the cutaway pad out of the way, there are mating velcro (hook and pyle) strips inside the harness webbing, make sure they have a good grip. (there may be a strip mating with the half on the harness that wasn't being used) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. theonlyski
    They got it, a while ago... I don't wanna pull mine out of its plastic bag to check the DOM... Need to hurry up and get my ticket and install the damn thing. Actually what I meant was that I was wondering if they are still pushing to get the max exit weight to be 300lbs from the 160 and above as they have previously advertised They're certified under TSO C23d, with the max suspended weight (on the OP-253) being 290 lbs. Clicky "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. theonlyski
    They got it, a while ago... I don't wanna pull mine out of its plastic bag to check the DOM... Need to hurry up and get my ticket and install the damn thing. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. theonlyski
    When I got my coach card, my instructor told me that a coach CAN give a pull signal to a 'student' if there was an unsafe condition that existed and you need to end the skydive RIGHT NOW... If you see your 'students' bridle coming out and flapping around... do you: a) you wave off, and watch them track trailing a bridle... possibly getting a horseshoe b) give him the pull signal and get that problem resolved now? For other things (bad spot, high winds) you should have instructed your student that if (s)he sees you wave off, they should turn, track and pull, and if they see you pull in place, they should pull ASAP. Thats part of the pre-jump training. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. theonlyski
    Sure, you would probably be ok... but it won't look as good and you'll want to consult a rigger to ensure that your reserve will still deploy with all the extra pressure from the main being shoved in next to it. figure a packer would know that kinda stuff? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. theonlyski
    Clicky "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. theonlyski
    I did a rig inspection where one of the leg strap friction adapters was on wrong... it seems it could cause something like that to happen. One of our military riggers said they had to send 100 harnesses back to the manufacturer because they shipped them all with the friction adapters on the v-rings installed wrong. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message