theonlyski

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  1. Didn't you use to work for M$? :-P "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  2. I think skyflower_bloom may have been beaten by that one... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    Fuck Days

    I've got about 75 fuck days ahead of me... anyone wanna help me out? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    Posers

    Neither have I, yet I have a HRC - Beirut shirt... (we would've gone, but some stupid anti-terrorism bullshit ) Atleast Lebanese food is good. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. I've seen no proof that all of that damage was caused by the coffee... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  6. This very question was covered in my CWL class a few years back. The answer (from a retired sheriff) was: Lets say you shot the guy 9 times, here is exactly what you say to the cops filing the report: 8 Wasn't enough, 10 would have been too many. I already knew the answer, I was trying to make Dave laugh. Tell him your personal carry is an airsoft pistol. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. Thats the point you were trying to make :-P "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. This very question was covered in my CWL class a few years back. The answer (from a retired sheriff) was: Lets say you shot the guy 9 times, here is exactly what you say to the cops filing the report: 8 Wasn't enough, 10 would have been too many. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. !! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  10. http://www.unitedparachutetechnologies.com/PDF/CHART_00037___Rig_Sizing_Chart_11_28_58(1).pdf Aaaaaand even UPT gets it wrong: Triathalon But that aside, where do you see you can fit a 7cell in a rig where a same-size 9cell wouldn't fit? UPT lists the following 7cells as "fullfitting": spectre 170, storm 170, icarus student 169, omega 169, omni 169, synergy 170, triathlon 160 (so not even a triathlon 175). If you put a too-big main in a rig, you will have to work hard to pack it (been there, done that), you can damage/total the main bag/container (been there, done that), it looks ugly and what about the reserve, it is going to be smaller than your main (you can fit a 150 up tp a 170 or an optimum 176 in there, more reserve = less room for main and it may sit like a brick on your back). Sounds like this rig is just too small for you, ATM. UPT, not UTP "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. Yeah, no kidding! Too bad I'm going to Ohio before I go to Florida. Hopefully the trip north is worth it! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. My damn cookies... I swear, some chick down in Palm Coast owes me so many cookies... I'm pretty sure if she sent them all at once, I would go into some sort of diabetic shock. (after I recover from the shock of her actually sending them to me!) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  13. Quit your whining, how would you like to have that happen for a week after you attended jump school at Ft. Benning? I am still pissed after all these years. Its amazing how that wind just dies down on the third pass right before the scratch call, isnt it? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. IF you have chest and hip rings... its a simple change... if not and you're trying to lengthen the MLW, its not going to be that easy. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  15. Those would be both a very tight squeeze... I have a Sabre2 170 and an Optimum 176 for mine, and I think its going to be snug. You might be ok, but it most likely wouldn't look very good... Why did you go for the 348 and not the 350, and where did you hear those canopies will fit? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. Adding to what Eric said, read THIS for more info on whats involved... The info is from mirage, so RI might be different. (Definatly different model names and such) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  17. If a cable is shorted out, it would work in some positions, but moving it even just a tiny bit could disconnect it. Just like old ear phones that one side works if you hold a wire at the right spot. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. talk about a very unprofessional instructor "sex with a first time skydiver is even more fantastic than sex with an experienced skydiver because they're terrified" wow if i was a dzo i would not allow him to jump at my dz and spread the word around about his poor credibility There IS a difference between their, there and they're... please atleast don't sound like a retard, while you're sounding like a retard. have fun with your ban Weird, I could've sworn you would at worst get banned for a PA, but I didn't SAY that YOU'RE a retard, I said that you SOUND like one. Read the rules buddy. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. talk about a very unprofessional instructor "sex with a first time skydiver is even more fantastic than sex with an experienced skydiver because they're terrified" wow if i was a dzo i would not allow him to jump at my dz and spread the word around about his poor credibility There IS a difference between their, there and they're... please atleast don't sound like a retard, while you're sounding like a retard. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. Well here's ours. Not quite as cool as that one though. I think you should put yours in his... Just saying That sounds like a really bad case of tetanus. I'll watch from here. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. Just don't let it freeze. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. I could've sworn it was Mike Mullins, but I can't find it anymore... There was a jumpship that was available for night charters where you and your partner can fly around the city... The pilot had a wall up, you have XM radio to listen to. I always thought it would've been a great first date with a wuffo... you take her up, have sex, get a good spot, gear up and jump! I called it the hump and jump. No laying in the wetspot and no worrying about having to kick her out in the morning. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. Doesn't Bill Booth insist that one of his children was concieved in freefall? LOL, I haven;t heard that one yet, but tandem systems don;t count anyway! Thats right, droguefall isnt freefall. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. Doesn't Bill Booth insist that one of his children was concieved in freefall? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. http://www.facebook.com/#!/video/video.php?v=1748442837990&oid=58074541921&comments Go Ward! Don't recall seeing this before... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message