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  1. theonlyski

    Ares 1 test

    theonlyski replied to billvon's topic in The Bonfire

    I thought about that too... Yeah, there should be a flag or streamer on it so they don't leave it in the pack-job! I wonder how many closing pins it has? Page 3,986 of the manual, step 2,231 - Log and seal the packjob. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  2. theonlyski
    It's been done. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. theonlyski

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    theonlyski replied to billvon's topic in The Bonfire

    I thought about that too... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  4. theonlyski
    That just brought back a good memory. I picked my then husband up from the airport wearing that little outfit under my long coat. Pictures or it didn't happen. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. theonlyski

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    theonlyski replied to billvon's topic in The Bonfire

    Wonder how much they charge to repack that motherfucker. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  6. theonlyski
    I KNOW! So . . . should I disconnect my RSL even though I programmed my AAD on the way to altitude. (I do have a skyhook, afterall.) What would DB do? He wouldn't ask questions like that on the internet... DB wouldn't use a skyhook either... he would jump a round like a man! You mean no women ever jumped rounds? They did, but they took it like a man. are YOU taking it like a man!? I get an extra $1800 a year to jump them! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. theonlyski
    Only if you're a russian skydiver version of DB Cooper. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. theonlyski
    iPads cost more than CX-100's But, hey, you would never have to worry about not being able to frame the shot, just watch the screen! It'll be like you're actually there! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. theonlyski
    Hmm, they do have rounded edges and whatnot. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  10. theonlyski
    Yeah, it can be kind of a bitch to keep track of which hardware is in a computer. I just download all of the drivers available for my service tag (dell) and keep them in a folder in a few places, if I ever have to format and start over, I atleast have the drivers as a base. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. theonlyski
    Just tell her it is a log book of your sex life, which explains the different goals of each level,and why you keep going for longer delay's! Problem solved, she will drop it and never ask again! It MIGHT really screw her thinking up when the signature is Bob or Randy ...or Turtle was 'high' and 'dumped' in my face! other than that we had a nice 5 way We all pulled on time this time too? She went low and the 4 guys pulled above her. Never riding the banana down that far again! We just did a two way this time - that old guy was MUCH better than I thought he'd be. I knew it was almost over, so I reached back and gave it a nice pull, stood up and looked up to make sure it was coming out alright. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. theonlyski

    I hate my job

    theonlyski replied to airdvr's topic in The Bonfire

    Shit... ya'll got any people down in the tampa area looking to hire a satcom/network guy? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  13. theonlyski
    OK, I'm broke, now what? Old fucker still aint dead. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. theonlyski

    I hate my job

    theonlyski replied to airdvr's topic in The Bonfire

    Which, wouldn't have been so bad, except it was at the starbucks counter, while there was a line of customers. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  15. theonlyski
    But he did bow to the crowd! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. theonlyski
    I don't think I could keep up with you... Unless maybe all I was wearing was my rig, some ranger panties and a light coat of CLP... but even then. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  17. theonlyski
    If that be the case then why even have the PRO rating if you aren't able to stand up a landing? You absolutely CANNOT be fucking serious. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. theonlyski

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    theonlyski replied to airdvr's topic in The Bonfire

    Things my ex-girlfriends say after our first night of sex... for $500 Alex We all KNEW you paid for it . . . Thanks for the confirmation. Well, I had to pay their co-pay when they went to the doc with a broken hip and fucked up spine. Try more chloroform next time . . . they don't struggle and hurt themselves? Yeah, been meaning to pick some up, heard you were a very avid user and supporter... where do you get yours? The ladies that I know bring it with them. Yeah - I know - but the less they remember - I guess is the better for them. No way to give a good description to the cops if they can't remember! One woke up - and then asked for more. Maybe you should look in to all those emails you get about male enhancement. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. theonlyski
    Just tell her it is a log book of your sex life, which explains the different goals of each level,and why you keep going for longer delay's! Problem solved, she will drop it and never ask again! It MIGHT really screw her thinking up when the signature is Bob or Randy ...or Turtle was 'high' and 'dumped' in my face! other than that we had a nice 5 way We all pulled on time this time too? She went low and the 4 guys pulled above her. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. theonlyski

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    theonlyski replied to airdvr's topic in The Bonfire

    Things my ex-girlfriends say after our first night of sex... for $500 Alex We all KNEW you paid for it . . . Thanks for the confirmation. Well, I had to pay their co-pay when they went to the doc with a broken hip and fucked up spine. Try more chloroform next time . . . they don't struggle and hurt themselves? Yeah, been meaning to pick some up, heard you were a very avid user and supporter... where do you get yours? The ladies that I know bring it with them. Yeah - I know - but the less they remember - I guess is the better for them. No way to give a good description to the cops if they can't remember! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. theonlyski
    Nah turns out she's only into guys with hair! But yeah, between the EMBA class and getting my A I had enough time to date a little here and there and it was good fun. I even have a date with a rather nice girl this evening. Wait a second here - She can't possible be as shallow to go on looks, or baldness! No woman would ever be that shallow. They said as much with their righteous indignation of your size and type preferences. . . . just wouldn't happen. I'm tellin you, we need to hook him up with banesanura... I bet she meets all the physical requirements. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. theonlyski

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    theonlyski replied to airdvr's topic in The Bonfire

    Things my ex-girlfriends say after our first night of sex... for $500 Alex We all KNEW you paid for it . . . Thanks for the confirmation. Well, I had to pay their co-pay when they went to the doc with a broken hip and fucked up spine. Try more chloroform next time . . . they don't struggle and hurt themselves? Yeah, been meaning to pick some up, heard you were a very avid user and supporter... where do you get yours? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. theonlyski

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    theonlyski replied to airdvr's topic in The Bonfire

    Things my ex-girlfriends say after our first night of sex... for $500 Alex We all KNEW you paid for it . . . Thanks for the confirmation. Well, I had to pay their co-pay when they went to the doc with a broken hip and fucked up spine. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. theonlyski

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    theonlyski replied to airdvr's topic in The Bonfire

    Things my ex-girlfriends say after our first night of sex... for $500 Alex "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. theonlyski
    He was doing the dives with the single line because he was putting on 'A Show' for the crowd. He did use his toggles to land. Ever wonder why they have those big air bags for people doing accuracy to land on? Cause they generally don't have soft tip-toe landings. Next? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message