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I'm gonna give you the 'cold turkey' shit because, that is how I did it! I'd 'post-pone' cigarrettes, divert my thoughts, stay busy. I tried the patch and found myself smoking while wearing it. Tried the gum and about puked. It was tough, I was irritable and out of sorts but, I kicked it. That was 8-yrs. ago. It is not easy but, you can do it! Good luck to ya'! Chuck

You are right! The varigated thread looks cool as hell! Sharp looking rig, BTW! Chuck

Aw shit! I was really gettin' all weirded-out an' shit! Damned hoaxters! I'm pissed! Chuck

Does just talking about it, count as... 'oral'?? Chuck

QuoteOne bitch slap? That's it?! No one has an opinion on stickin' it to a friend who is about 75% likely to give me some b.s. excuse for why he now won't jump? You people are not usually this reserved! Has this sort of thing never happened to you? It has to me. My dad has now done two tandems, but my brother, who was army airborne/air assault, backed out and blamed his wife! Very frustrating when you want to share something so wonderous, they say they want to, and then they don't... __________________________ I say, if he doesn't do it... slap him like the bitch that he is! Seriously. I wouldn't push him. Let him make-up his own mind. Some folks just aren't cut-out for it. I never have and never will, 'push' someone into doing something they don't want to do. Chuck

Whoa! Talk about a 'fat-boy'! Chuck

Which is why we have porn......[;) _________________________________ Richard Pryor, said it best; "YOU, can go... but, PULEEEEZE... leave the pussy!" Chuck

Guys I think we need to band together and finally take control of ourselves. Maybe I'm wrong, but if we all hold out long enough we can reverse this power trip. I'm positive women must have some amount of time that they can only go without a penis, although I'm not sure if it would be in my lifetime, but it there must some sort of time frame. We need to band together and take control. Nevermind, I forgot it's already Wednesday and I haven't gotten laid this week. _______________________________ Kinda got us by the short hairs, huh? Chuck

Probably not since I would be thinking "Big Pimpin" the whole time!!! The original song is pretty cool, though. __________________________________ Just so there's a lot of gyrations and bumpin' and grindin'... we don't care about no stinkin' music! Chuck

Dood! If, it weren't for bad luck, you'd have no luck at all. Hang in there... it will, get better.

QuoteValuable lesson #2 Do not put your dick in a glass of cabernet so your SO can suck it off. It burns like hell. I am here to help you out. ___________________________________ Say, it isn't so!? Good lord, Man! Smuckers strawberry jam... much better! Chuck

QuoteI want to have as many jumps as you. Hell, even half.... ________________________ I think, that number, is his goal! Chuck

Quoteokay so as someof you know i started working as a tech suport representative for a national internet provider, all i have to say is this,..... where the heck do these people come from.... i think if you can't understand how the computer works, you shouldn't have one..... i mean, come on, even th emost dumb relise that a car must have gas and an engine to go, why can't people understand they need to have a brain to operate a computer......... wonder how many times i'm going to have to tellpeople to uncheck a box in thier computer settings to get thier computer to work again, when the only way it got checked in the first place was if they did it!!!!! p.s. if you don't understand a firewall, you shouldn't beable to install one on your computer......."my computer won't get online", "do you have a firewall?", "yes", "well disable it for me will you please","okay","can you get online now","yes, wow, thank you"....... who would of thunk it.... a firewall keeps poeple out of your computer, maybe it will keep you off the internet too............. duh!!!!! stay tuned for the ever funny world of tech support.. i can feel some good stories are gona come out of this job....... to bad it didn't pay more though....... ________________________________ The pc 'craze', reminds me of the old cb-radio craze of the 70's. everybody in the world had one. IMO, a lot of folks see pc's as 'fun' little gadgets that can get'cha on e-bay and you can forward funny jokes and downloads. Chuck

Happy B'day, Dood! Chuck

I don't wanna. where's that f'in pukey icon I keep askin' for? Bleh. _________________________ M'am, I damn sure don't wanna! It's just so wrong. where IS that f'in pukey icon... I'm filin' a complaint with the greenies... we need a pukey icon! Chuck

I agree... it's PAT! Chuck

Don't explain it or even try. Let your 'whuffo' friends see for themselves. They might just like it and want to be a part of the skydiving community. Chuck

I think, if you look real hard, this type of thing isn't confined to the back-woods, deep South or the Ozarks. In any case, it's still wrong! Chuck

WOW! You, are one lucky gal. What a neat experience! Did you hear any of the 'stories' about the cup? It was recently 'mis-placed' but, finally got where it was supposed to be. Good pictures. thanks, for putting them up. Chuck

That would be tooo cool! I'll be watching for them. Chuck

QuoteCan you smell when someone has had sex?? And how long afterwards? Even after a shower?? Inquiring minds want to know??

QuoteI hugged the Stanley Cup today. It was at my office....very wierd! ____________________ Hugging the Stanley cup, is NOT weird! There are people who would kill to do what you did. Chuck

But is e-mail in that same category? ______________________ If not, e-mail should be. My wife, reading my e-mail, when I'm out of town is quite all-right. There may be something I have to respond to and she can do that for me. Someone else reading it? NO! I feel, it's an invasion of my privacy. Chuck

Yeah, you're right. I guess, we just have an over-whelming curiosity for the sick, sordid and perverse. The next one i open... I'm not sayin' a word. Chuck

I refuse, to go into a Wal-Mart! They're like a forking jungle! Chuck