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Since NOBODY has kissed my ass in a loooong time...
masterrig replied to ACMESkydiver's topic in The Bonfire
Anywhere in full public view will do nicely. As long as it's terribly ego-stroking for me, and horribly humiliating for you. It's good to be the king queen. _______________________________ Hell, I don't care. You're the queen. Chuck -
I can't recall the name of the tv show but, the guy was in a sewer and couldn't get out. SO, he whoops out the old lap top and types in 'ACCESS CHARTS OF CITY SEWER SYSTEM' and bingo! He's got it and out of there. Chuck
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Since NOBODY has kissed my ass in a loooong time...
masterrig replied to ACMESkydiver's topic in The Bonfire
You want that in the middle of the boulevard or on the courthouse steps? Chuck -
Wha'? Too cheap to buy your own? Chuck
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Hell yeah, they exist. If, I want to go somewhere, I grit my teeth, shut my eyes and swipe the old 'plastic' in the gas pump and worry about it later. It's all just a big plan to make gasoline and oil producers richer and keep the little guy 'down'! We've got the oil to make the fuel. The 'fat cats' who control the oil and fuel prices create shortages to keep their deep pockets full. Sorry, I thought this was SC. Chuck
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Upon original assembly to the risers. Unless, it has been tampered with, you shouldn't have to do it again. If, the lines get tangled... un-tangle them but, the line continuity should remain correct. Make sense? Chuck
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That's great! Good going! All the best to you. Chuck
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That there's funny... but TRUE!!! Chuck
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Argh, argh arrrrrggggghhh! Damn... waitin' for something like that, would drive you nuts! A buddy of mine recently got a new one... sweeeeeet! Hang in there. You know, it'll be worth the wait. Chuck
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C&W, Rock, Cajun, Blues, jazz, just about everything but rap and hip-hop. I hear enough of that shit just drivin' in town! Chuck
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-What's the worst thing you ever said to a cop??
masterrig replied to ACMESkydiver's topic in The Bonfire
That's about like the one where an old cowboy got pulled over by a state tropper for speeding. When the officer told the cowboy he was going to write him a ticket, the cowboy noticed the trooper swatting the air around his face. The trooper asked the cowboy what kinda flies those were. The cowboy responded; 'buzz flies!' The trooper asked; 'Buzz flies?' Never heard of 'em! The cowboy say's; 'Yeah! Funny to see 'em out here though. Usually, they're buzzin' around a pile'a horse-shit!' Chuck -
Wouldn't that be a blessing from heaven!? Shit, if, I was about 100-yrs. younger... I'd be headed for Oklahoma!! Chuck
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*%@# Ruben! I'm still glad, Carrie won. Bo, ain't done yet. He's gonna get a lot of attention. I don't think of Carrie as 'bubblegummer'. You could see her kinda, mature as the show progressed. Nashville, I'll bet, has a big eye on that little gal. I see her as another Crystal Gale or Reba. The girl's gotit all! Chuck
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You've always been a cutie! Nice picture. Chuck
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That fucking sucks!!! Chuck
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Ruben who? Chuck
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Pack 'em in the folds of someone's main! They'll think, the sumbitch blew-up. We did that years ago to our DZO. Then too, we hid his clothes while he was doing a naked dive too! Chuck
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_____________________ ...and walk away... Chuck
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Poor little guy! I really enjoy watching them soar over-head out here in West Texas. It's pretty serene, working cattle and look-up and see one. They just don't seem to do too good in the city. They try but, it just doesn't seem to work. Chuck
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I couldn't remember the character's name. That, was a hilarious movie. 'Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid', was really good. A lot of humor but, the effects in that movie were great! Chuck
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-What's the worst thing you ever said to a cop??
masterrig replied to ACMESkydiver's topic in The Bonfire
We have a young guy, who lives in the neighborhood who had a bright yellow 2002 Mustang. On the back window in matching letters (like from a sign co.) was: 'Bad Cop... No Donut!' He used to cruise through the neighborhood with the old bass turned-up. Just a few weeks after getting that car, he got in a drag racing wreck on one of the streets here. My wife, was working arraignments one morning and this guy's case came up. The file was handed to the judge. Right on top of the stack of 8x10 glossies was a photo of the back window of that wrecked Mustang! The end result was, a suspended license for 1-yr.! Hee, hee! Chuck -
-What's the worst thing you ever said to a cop??
masterrig replied to ACMESkydiver's topic in The Bonfire
Not just the look but, the riot act she read me for doing it. I just laughed. Chuck -
That happens too damned often with truckers. When you stop and think of the pressure they are under. Like, getting 'hot loads'. Those that have to be delivered yesterday. Trying to make-up time. That's a big cause of truck wrecks. Never been in a wreck but, when I drove over the road, I had a lot of that. there's a stretch of I-40, between West Memphis and 'guitar town', I still don't remember. Chuck
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Dayum! That's the best thing, I believe, I've ever seen on e-Bay! Too rich for my blood, though. Chuck
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-What's the worst thing you ever said to a cop??
masterrig replied to ACMESkydiver's topic in The Bonfire
It's not what I said, it's what I did. I was in my truck at a red light. Across the intersection was a deputy. I made eye contact with him and gave him the 'bird'! My wife at the time, about fell-out. The light turned green and as we passed each other, we waved and grinned... I had known the deputy for a long time. He and I later laughed about it at the DZ. Chuck